Poll: Chaos Theory needs OUR help

[todd]

Recently in the offtopic thread, beloved member Chaos Theory alerted the readers of this 'hot girl from his work information day' meeting at his new job.

She asked Chaos to add her on facebook so they could converse, but CT found it hard to find her, because she has a very common name.

Now this is the part where we come in, i offered to enlist my skills as an internet stalker, and politely mentioned that the rest of ae86dc members would be willing to help him out.

Being unsure of the ulterior motives of his fellow offtopicans, Chaos initially refused the proposal, however the aim of this poll is to swing his opinion and henceforth find this 'Hot Girl From the Work Information Day'.

[Chaos Theory]

haha, i love you todd. have my babies.

[Gunner]

classic

good work todd.

[Breaka]

There's no hope for the soft cock. I know FB isn't the best place to get your tune on but come on dude, take the offer.

Todd is pretty alright and his madsnake antics are what keep OT going.

[Chaos Theory]

^ remember i have to work with this broad. if she wasn't from work i would of told him by now.

[todd]

but once she meets your friends (ie- us) you will be able to make conversation easier because you will have more common ground.

think outside those highly restrictive leather pants that don your twiggy legs chaos and take the offer.

[Gunner]

I command you

[Chaos Theory]

smith.

[todd]

the other half now please.

[The Kid]

Doo eet!! What's the worst that could happen?

[Chaos Theory]

will.

[Richard]

get pics of her bare tits please

[Breaka]

Common name eh?

Is her name John Smith?

[Gunner]

now you just went too far

[Chaos Theory]

WILL SMITH.


and then my mother got scared and said "your moving in with your auntie and uncle in belair"

[todd]

you cant rick roll us.

you were serious.

dont fuck with the power of offtopic.

[Gunner]

what a bitch

[todd]

i smell pussy. and not the good kind!

[Gunner]

the fried kind you eat with chop sticks?

[todd]

bit of soy sauce and mmmmmmmmmmm

[shift_rook]

i wreckon gunner's more of a poon than ct is though

[Gunner]

shifty be very careful, my friend.

[rthy]

this will end very badly for one of the forum members..

[todd]

lol.

ps who else voted no?

[Mr Awsome]

we could find her.....but.....were 99% sleaze balls and undoubtedly incapable of not trying to get in her pants, before he could pull his man flange back in and harden the fuck up.

[breno]

this is really weird.

this is atleast stage 2 of a 10 stage stalking scheme.

[biggo]

I bet sherlock on her could "sniff" her out for you CT

[Chaos Theory]

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/inside_jokes/4chan_better_than_sherlock_holmes.gif

[Mr Awsome]

bahaha wait..... what you trying to saying chaos that ur 30 and the chick at your works 16?

now we all think your just creepy.

[Chaos Theory]

maybe i don't even have a job and this chick doesn't even exist.
maybe i was just trying to get reactions from the offtopicians.
maybe i just see what will stem from talking random shit.
maybe that is why my name is chaos theory.

[todd]

or maybe he is just pussying out cos he cant take the ae86dc HEAT!

[Gunner]

maybe i don't even have a job and this chick doesn't even exist.
maybe i was just trying to get reactions from the offtopicians.
maybe i just see what will stem from talking random shit.
maybe that is why my name is chaos theory.


maybe your just a bitch, but not just any bitch, your the DC bitch, bitch.

[Vance]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-kitten-shoe-loled.jpg

[Mr Awsome]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats fuckin made me roflcopterzwithlobztorz

[Chaos Theory]

http://audioseek.net/%7Ehiryu/4chan/picard-expression.jpeg

[todd]

pussy.

[Chaos Theory]

i do not need your help, two hot chicks from work have added me, 2 more to go.

[Beau]

Pics or no vote from Beau!

[Chaos Theory]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/TuMadre08/l_4f4839f18acea9c334e19dd93f7a950e.jpg

[ae86]

i was hoping more that this would be is chaos theory axentrik or not

[Gunner]

see that fat bitch, i mean the real fat one, i think she is sucking the fat/life out of the other one.

We all know chaos is axe, but as has been stated in the off topic chat, that he will now be known as fail theory

[Vance]

amy stevens

[Chaos Theory]

bamm sucker someones on the ball.

[todd]

goddamn it, my net is capped. facebook search so slowwwww

[Chaos Theory]

there are 1100 of them or something.

[todd]

even narrowing it down the 'australia' there is only 18.
but she could not have her location stated. shes a phantom.

just send us the link. then we wont bother you anymore.

promise

[Chaos Theory]

i tried narrowing it down to australia but couldn't find her. she added me though so meh.

[todd]

cough link.

[Gunner]

hey todd, just find chaos on facepage, and then look for most recent additions

[todd]

i dont know the little rabbit's name so i cant even find him

[Mr Awsome]

fuck this things still going. have you taped that shit yet, ya pussy?

[Chaos Theory]

this thread is ridiculous, i think todd needs a life or maybe some pussy.

i've had a girlfriend for months before this thread was made, and that's not going to change any time soon.

[todd]

thats it.

im telling ur gf that u have been doing the hot chick at work

BAD AXENTRIX IS BAD

[todd]

also, if u have a gf, then why are u bothered about hiding her facebook page from us?

we just want to be friendly.
i smell something fishy going on.

[Chaos Theory]

i didn't hide it, i just didn't want to disclose an innocent girls name to a bunch of sleazy untrustworthy bastards, no telling what you'd do. i also have to work with her so wanted to keep things kosher but i don't think she will be working there much longer.

[todd]

me sleazy?
me untrustworthy?
me bastard?

i see how it is chaos.
you don't want to be friends anymore.

typical mates over dates scenario.
:( i never thought id see the day.

[Chaos Theory]

lol. you have the name, find her fuck her and flea, it doesn't bother me.

[todd]

is it cos im azn? <<<
or is it my awesome hair.

[Chaos Theory]

both.

[Mr Awsome]

bahahaha axe how the fuck have you racked up 750 posts in 3months? fuck you talk some shit hahaha

P.S. hows the rich gf going?

[Chaos Theory]

who the fuck are you?

[todd]

your WORST NIGHTMARE

[Chaos Theory]

pretty sure my worst nightmare is having no internet to piss people off.

[Mr Awsome]

im sure your worst nightmare is to find out im god and he's not really all that.

[Gunner]

need i remind you all i am god, and OT is my kingdom, and you are all my peasants.

[todd]

felt the need to bump my poll because chaos made one so yeah...
bump.

[Chaos Theory]

lol todd you are one weird but funny kid.

[Gunner]

i thought chaos had enough bumps for everyone?

[todd]

nah they ain't bumps, they is lady lumps.

[Chaos Theory]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VkG_gNfmv0