When you gonna let me tap that

[MeZ Prod]

Lol stolen off another forum but fuck theres some funny replies


Txt a girl and say "When you gonna let me tap that?". Just don't cheat and text your girlfriend, post up your converstations here, either way you'll get a laugh or get some ass

Me: Hey,
Her: Wassup, long time no talk
Me: Can I ask you a question
Her: Whats up you okay
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me, i'm a lady
Me: I know but when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: No and why are you asking me this
Me: Cause I wanna see what you taste like
Her: Eww you're sick haha, umm

no response for 36 minutes........ until

Her: What r you doing later
Me: Tappin that
Her: Seriously
Me: Seriously
Her: Don't you have a girlfriend
Me: Whats your point
Her: OMG I can't believe you haha lol ur crazy
Me: So is that a yes
Her: I guess
Me: Haha JK, But i'll let you know

A reply a guy got off the forum


Ok so here we go... Have edited text language so its a little easier to read

Me: Hey Nita wats up? Hows Sydney? You were so classic last sat hahahaha
Her: Hey Sweetie. Sydneys great shoppn like mad! Yea still can't remember much of it. Wat have you been up too?
Me: Not much ay just building etc... Also wondering When your gonna let me Tap that?
Her: Huh?
Me: You know I want to Tap That Nita
Her: Oh.... I thought we were just good mates
Me: Nah I want to tap that
Her: Really? Well I'll be at Stephs party on Sat will you be there?
Me: Sure will be!!
Her: Ok ;) Cu there x

To be honest this was not the result I was expecting I didn't think she was that easy oh well...

[Gunner]

lol, i call bullshit.

[Gunner]

todd do it

[todd]

hahahahah we MUST have forum participation.

[MeZ Prod]

hahahahah we MUST have forum participation.

This is what i was hoping for!

[Gunner]

you do it mez

[MeZ Prod]

Im a bitch when it comes to the ladeeeehsssssss lol

[Gunner]

unfortunately its not my persona, and the girls I do talk to are likely to laigh at me then to actually fuck me.

[Gunner]

I erection todd could do it

[MeZ Prod]

* me: Ayo, when can I tap that?
* her: When you gonna let me tap that hot plate? (She replied from a new number so I had no idea which girl this was...)
* me: Tap it! Who's this?
* her: Haha. Wouldn't you like to know? Who is this?
* me: Donno, but when I find out I'm tappin it!
* her: This is K. Who are you? I don't like playing games. If you really wanna tap it, you'll let me know your name. If not, goodbye.
* me: It's Alex. No games, let's do it.
* her: Alex Grahams? Awesome!! I'll meet you at your place.
* me: Alex Smith. Alex Grahams doesn't tap, he faps.
* her: This is Roger. K's father... You want to tap my daughter?
* me: Yes, but I think Alex Grahams has better luck. You should keep an eye on that fella..

[Beau]

*looking through phone for victims*

[MeZ Prod]

I did that as well, but there all chicks that are 10 times out of my league lol

[Gunner]

dont be like breaka and bitch out mez, if they are out of your league, you have nothin to loose ay?

[MeZ Prod]

lol there friends and theyd just be like "wtf"

The kind of female where looking for here is you know her enough but you dont really ever talk to her. ;)

[Beau]

The kind of female where looking for here is you know her enough but you dont really ever talk to her. ;)

Beau's favorite..

[MeZ Prod]

Todds made rules as well

yeah you get the x2 multiplier. and if u reach 3some 'tap that' married version super level, you will replace gunner and take his 'god' position.




1st attempt - Semi failure
it went something like this. I think my first flaw was straight up asking her with the opening text, and not luring her into a false sense of security with a "Hey whatsup?"
This seems to be the method all pros are using.

Anywho.
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Lol huh?
(This is where i bitched it)
Me: Lol dw
Her: :) Hows that weather?
then just went onto random convo lol

[Beau]

This is how you should roll fool!

G_q96e6Aef0

[Gunner]

beau you fail at youtube

[aaron_86]

Beau, thats some crazy shit. hahahaha..

[ArbPotatoes]

What forum is this?

[MeZ Prod]

that i stole this off? s-chassis but they stole it off somewhere else
though the last reply in the first post is from s-chassis lol

[redsprinter]

awesome.

[Gunner]

do it john

[rthy]

is this the case of the local slappers?

[Gunner]

nah, I just want some one to do it. I dont think me and john know many of the same gangas, and out our way they dont say no

[rthy]

so they are slappers?

[ThatsHowWeRoll]

funny....im sure brendan aka driftpig will do it..lol...

[redsprinter]

true true . my brother.

only thing is my gf would kill me .

*mmm need to get my self a 2nd number*:hehe:

ahh single life and the awesome shit you guys can get up to.:verysad:

off topic. i went to local club here @ liverpool . macquire or watever its called. havent seen a club in like 1 and 1/2yrs . but anyways bumped into a old freind who has been single since ive know him . now his all grown up and yet still hasnt got the balls to go upto a random girl and say hello. i honestly dont see the fuss.

man if i was single agian . shit, lock your bitches at home and throw the key away, :hehe:

[hachi_dk]

me: yo, when can i tap that?
her: tap what?
me: you know, birds and the bees?
her: your not serious. ughh! you only want one thing
me: yep thats why i said when can i tap that a couple txts ago.
her: your an asshole, i hate guys like you.

*waited an hour*

me: so when can i tap that?



gonna get my mate to do it when he drops by too

[todd]

lol...

she didnt take the bait.

[MeZ Prod]

Lol keep persisting shell come around ahahha

[todd]

haha yeah i once heard she doesnt actually mean 'no' untill after she files a restraining order

[hachi_dk]

if you shout surprise, its surprise sex!

[shift_rook]

definately doin this, gimme a day or 2

[wntdae86]

yer so am i ..... and i have i girl in mind

[stx-16]

all chicks are sluts why shouldent it work lol

[Gunner]

WOW, does that mean you put out?

[focus_7]

fuck it. i'll do it.

[MeZ Prod]

Well, things just took off on Secretdrift tonight. Looks like a few guys are meeting up with chicks on the weekend lol. Will they go through? Stay tuned!

[Nicko]

lol @ This thread.

Keep em coming.

p.s. Married, farken :(

[Low Style]

Me: some when you going to let me tap that
Girl: when im single
Me: thats not good enough
Girl: what you doing on the weekend
me: hahah slut

[marvis]

Lolol

[MeZ Prod]

Yeah same as me. Im waiting for this chick to come on fb chat then its game time

[Breaka]

Same, gone through my phone a few times and can't find anyone I can really do it to.

Might try the FB thing.

[.ady]

lmao i love this thread...ill give it ago wen i get credit LMAO

[lolwat]

got one going right now give me another 20-30 mins (she's SLOW!)

doesnt get me when i say tap that and doesnt get birds and the bee's FFS
Me:When can i tap that
HER(8:22 PM):tap what?
M(8:23 PM):tap that
you know tap that
T(8:24 PM):ahah yeah
Michael says (8:24 PM):so when can i tap that
T(8:27 PM):ahah tap what thou :S
M(8:28 PM):you know, birds and the bees?
T(8:29 PM):no
aha
M(8:29 PM):you dont knw the birds and the bee's???
T(8:29 PM):iuno
aha
M(8:30 PM):you know when you tap someone
T(8:31 PM):
yeah
rot
root
aha
M(8:31 PM):yea when you going to let me tap that
you get what i am saying??
T(8:34 PM): iuno
aha
M(8:34 PM):when can i tap you
T(8:35 PM):haha iuno :S
M(8:36 PM):aww ccmon
T(8:36 PM):iuno

seeing as i talk to her a fair bit i hold her what the go was :P

[sundee]

haha this thread is giving me a good laugh! KE slider you failed hard haha

keep em coming

[Delazy]

DELAZY says:
when can i tap that?
Alysia says:
as soon as my knee is better
DELAZY says:
lol, well that was easy
Alysia says:
lol
DELAZY says:
ideal...
Alysia says:
hmmm
DELAZY says:
well be sure to let me know when i can tap that
Alysia says:
lol
its not cos u want to, u just want sex
DELAZY says:
and your point is?

[Delazy]

DELAZY says:
when can i tap that?
brooke says:
huh?
DELAZY says:
you know, tap that...
brooke says:
ummm??
DELAZY says:
you know, me tap you
brooke says:
ooohhhh now i get you
brooke says:
ASAP would be good
delazy says:
ideal
brooke says:
you know ive wanted you since college?
delazy says:
WTF?? hahahaha...sick

EDITED at 10.52

brooke says:
so when will we??

EDITED at 11.01

brooke says:
*NSFW MMS MSG*

:DD :DD :DD

[Delazy]

ill admit to having laid down some ground work with the girls previously...so they weren't complete randoms...:)

print screens are fine for msn/facebook/myspace...but sms isnt exactly do-able lol...secret drift gave me the inspiration to get in on it...jayrad is a fkn weapon...much respect to the bloke

[lolwat]

yes i did fail she was 14 what u expect:oh:(shakes head)

[Vance]

http://www.red-alerts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chris-hanson-catches-perverts.jpg

[lolwat]

its was on msn for one, and idk shut up:DD

[Vance]

shes not your cousin aswell right?

[ArbPotatoes]

Delazy has it.

[Delazy]

yup, soo funny :rolleyes:

[lolwat]

no sick cunts

and yes Delazy has it

[lolwat]

ahhahahah

[MeZ Prod]

Delazehhhhhhhhhhh in with the ladddddddehsssssssssssss

hahaha

[ArbPotatoes]

Delazy, good show, moar

[MeZ Prod]

MeZ says:
eaisy when you gonna let me tap that?
Eaisy, says:
whenever baby
MeZ says:
dope! after bdo?
Eaisy, says:
during?
MeZ says:
im not going
Eaisy, says:
DAYUMMMMMMMM
MeZ says:
indeed so after it is

she took it too well, lol probably thinks im a mad creep

[Chaos Theory]

Chaos Theory:
so when you gonna let me tap dat?
Random Bitty 1:
yu think im that easy?
Chaos Theory:
ok not the response i was after
Random Bitty 1:
i'm really not that easy
Chaos Theory:
thats wat they all say, until i unleash the beast
Random Bitty 1:
mmm shame that doesn't work on me.
Chaos Theory:
ok, well forget about that..... do you drink?
Random Bitty 1:
yeh
Chaos Theory:
awesome
Random Bitty 1:
why
Chaos Theory:
i heard that drinking lowers inhibitions.
Random Bitty 1:
hardly
Random Bitty 1:
oh fuck i've been such a bitch. im heaaaps sorry im just in a reeeeeaaaaalllllyy foul mood. sorry -_- ahh yu copped one of my lash outs >_<
Chaos Theory:
ok lets try that again then, so when you gonna let me tap dat?

NO RESPONSE.

[Chaos Theory]

Chaos Theory:
so when you gonna let me tap that
Random Bitty 2:
Haha u wanna tap me?
Chaos Theory:
yeah you know tap that
Random Bitty 2:
Haha
Chaos Theory:
i will take your “haha” as an “omg im going to get some cock tonight?”
Random Bitty 2:
Ha why u in sydney?
Chaos Theory:
if i was?
Random Bitty 2:
Boo yeah sexy time boy
Chaos Theory:
Nice, ill be there at 12.
Chaos Theory:
inches baby
Random Bitty 2:
Whoa u won't fit

[Mr Awsome]

hahaha im calling mass bullshit on the last one, by far mother trucker.

[ArbPotatoes]

Chaos Theory:
so when you gonna let me tap that
Random Bitty 2:
Haha u wanna tap me?
Chaos Theory:
yeah you know tap that
Random Bitty 2:
Haha
Chaos Theory:
i will take your “haha” as an “omg im going to get some cock tonight?”
Random Bitty 2:
Ha why u in sydney?
Chaos Theory:
if i was?
Random Bitty 2:
Boo yeah sexy time boy
Chaos Theory:
Nice, ill be there at 12.
Chaos Theory:
inches baby
Random Bitty 2:
Whoa u won't fit

also come back to OT nao

[ArbPotatoes]

yeah but not in OT like he should be

[ArbPotatoes]

Just Awesome!: Howsit going?
<Amynn™>: hi hi
Just Awesome!: Can I ask you a question?
<Amynn™>: hm?
Just Awesome!: When are you gonna let me tap that?
<Amynn™>: its for display only
<Amynn™>: sorry

my mate. failure.

[Breaka]

Matthew
When you gunna let me tap that
9:38pm

Savannah
2012
9:41pm

Matthew
awesome.
9:42pm

Savannah
totally.

Fail.

[stx-16]

how dident that work
my friend used to get heaps of chicks with his stanza haha

[ThatsHowWeRoll]

A brown stanza is no good for picking up chicks...haha..

[stx-16]

well it must just be the light blue then haha

[Richard]

Me: When you gona let me tap that?
Her: Before or after i tell my husband (whos a cop) and my best friend (My Wife)
Late reply....
Me: Preferably b4
Her: Shut up dickhead y u msgn me neways?
Me: Joke for some forums

[redsprinter]

chicken shit .:hehe:

[ArbPotatoes]

did you guys see the one on reddit with the dude and his wife, went something like

Me: so when u gonna let me tap that?
Wife: have u washed the jeans yet

:(

[redsprinter]

me:when you going to let me tap that ?
her:ramdomness.
me:and then when you going to let me tap that ?
her:when i feel like i need a tap
me:tonight?
her:oOoO eager beaver... horny much?
me:and then ? yes or no.
her:xD yes please..

[keto]

amazing thread is amazing.

[Chaos Theory]

i tried on my girlfriend.

Chaos Theory:
So when you gonna let me tap that?
Chaos Theory's Girl:
when you get off of 4chan.

[Pidgey]

This thread is hilarious.
Keep it coming! I would but my girlfriend would break my neck. whipped as =[

[matt99]

Delazehhhhhhhhhhh in with the ladddddddehsssssssssssss

hahaha



Beat me to it you twat. Haha.

Mez, whats your number? You gon' be git some messagin'.

[aaron_86]

Me: When you going to let me tap that?
Gf: Tomorrow! Love you.

Sweet thread.

[matt99]

Me: When you going to let me tap that?
GF: You know im on my rags.
Me: Oh yeah, fuck that. Ill ask *****.
GF: FUCK YOU.
Me: No thanks, your on your rags.

Im in trouble now.

[sundee]

haha you sleeping in the gutter tonight

[matt99]

Haha, funny thing is, I have already been on a spare matress on the floor since tuesday night.

Now its worse.

[sundee]

ohhahahahah locks changed and your shit is on the grass boy

[aaron_86]

Demand a BJ. Work the angles man. That sleeping on the spare mattress shit, that's fuct.

[matt99]

That sleeping on the spare mattress shit, that's fuct.

Your telling me, its not even a proper mattress. Its a piece of foam that I cut up to fit in the back of my daily with half a cover on it.

Anyone got a spare room/girlfriend?

[Chaos Theory]

matt your girlfriend fails, evict her from your house.

[MeZ Prod]

Beat me to it you twat. Haha.

Mez, whats your number? You gon' be git some messagin'.

Are you like serious? Cause I wanna be the only one!

YePmikngFRg

[ArbPotatoes]

Your telling me, its not even a proper mattress. Its a piece of foam that I cut up to fit in the back of my daily with half a cover on it.

Anyone got a spare room/girlfriend?

sounds as if you chose the wrong time to attempt this

[Delazy]

Me: When you going to let me tap that?
GF: You know im on my rags.
Me: Oh yeah, fuck that. Ill ask *****.
GF: FUCK YOU.
Me: No thanks, your on your rags.

Im in trouble now.

Matt is the winnneeerrrrr

hahaha

[matt99]

DEEELLLAAAZZZEEEHHHHH needs too tech me up betterer with the LLAADDDEEEHHHZZ.



matt your girlfriend fails, evict her from your house.

Then I would have to buy a new punching bag. My reg is due, a cant afford a punching bag.


Are you like serious? Cause I wanna be the only one!


Im going to touch you in places you didnt even know were part of your own body.


sounds as if you chose the wrong time to attempt this

Yeah, rolls around once a month. I call it red rage week.

[ArbPotatoes]

im going to touch you in places you didnt even know were part of your own body.

LOL :hehe:

[Delazy]

DEEELLLAAAZZZEEEHHHHH needs too tech me up betterer with the LLAADDDEEEHHHZZ.

after your effort u are definitely beyond saving...

[Delazy]

so...thread revitalization...this is from thursday night...but the thread has been kind of dead, so couldnt get it up sooner...

DELAZY says:
i really need to ask you something
Megan says:
yeh?
DELAZY says:
when do i get to tap that?
Megan says:
how'd i know it was going to be something like that?
Megan says:
answer is...i dunno
DELAZY says:
well that answer isnt really good enough, you know you wanna..
Megan says:
haha, maybe i do
DELAZY says:
well tappity tappity tap
Megan says:
hahaha
DELAZY says:
so saturday night then??
Megan says:
depends if i havent got plans, think im doing something!
DELAZY says:
me, you and a tapping good time, sif u would do something else?
Megan says:
with an offer like that, who could refuse?
DELAZY says:
so saturday night it is, your mine :P
Megan says:
maybe if your lucky
DELAZY says:
No luck about it
Megan says:
oh you think im easy?
DELAZY says:
nah, not at all, does it sound like that?
Megan says:
haha, YES
DELAZY says:
oh well, i was planning candles, freshly made bed even cleaning all the car bits out of my room
MEGAN says:
wow pulling out all the stops, who you trying to impress?
DELAZY says:
so saturday night it is? sif you dnt wanna be tapped!
MEGAN says:
im sure something can be arranged...

so anyways...didnt turn out...ended up dinner and bowling with another chick instead lol...

[ke_70]

almost mabey next time

[Hazzard]

i tried on my girlfriend.

Chaos Theory:
So when you gonna let me tap that?
Chaos Theory's Girl:
when you get off of 4chan.

hahahahaha! i laughed so hard at this, i think thats sig worthy!

[Clinton]

Delazy probs just tunes fatties and plays the game with them so he looks tough on the internet or something.

[keto]

hahahahaa

[Gunner]

Rhys: Hey girly, whats happenin?
Jenni: Hey hun, what are you doin?
Rhys: Wonderin when your gonna let me tap that?
Jenni: me or the car?
Rhys: You in the car.
Jenni: After my 18th
Rhys: why so long?
Jenni: for making me wait
Rhys: What? When did I make you wait?
Jenni: I wanna fuck, your not here, I am waiting, now you can.
Rhys: Well, lets fuck.
Jenni: No.
Jenni: We're not goin to fuck
Rhys: See you in an hour.
Jenni: Rhys, fuck off.
Rhys: Yeah, I'm leaving now
Jenni: Don't forget rubbers

[redsprinter]

Legen -- -wait for it diary ...

[pogi]

me says:
when can i tap that ?
Brittany says:
lol :|
me says:
got you to replyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Brittany says:
haha
shh you
me says:
haha y were u :| ?
Brittany says:
because i wasnt expecting that
lol
me says:
but yeah when can i tap that ?
Brittany says:
mybe when i decide i knowu well enough lol
me says:
sick, when will that be haha
Brittany says:
when i know you lol
i dunno
me says:
when you know me ? whats that mean heh
Brittany says:
lol .. when i know you well enough
me says:
haha alright

massive fail >.<

[Vance]

Rhys: Hey girly, whats happenin?
Jenni: Hey hun, what are you doin?
Rhys: Wonderin when your gonna let me tap that?
Jenni: me or the car?
Rhys: You in the car.
Jenni: After my 18th
Rhys: why so long?
Jenni: for making me wait
Rhys: What? When did I make you wait?
Jenni: I wanna fuck, your not here, I am waiting, now you can.
Rhys: Well, lets fuck.
Jenni: No.
Jenni: We're not goin to fuck
Rhys: See you in an hour.
Jenni: Rhys, fuck off.
Rhys: Yeah, I'm leaving now
Jenni: Don't forget rubbers

shit yeah

[trikzlane]

massive WIN!

[Slimer86]

DELAZY says:
oh well, i was planning candles, freshly made bed even cleaning all the car bits out of my room

Hahaha, sounds like my room...
GF hates the blacktop throttle bodies on "her" side of the bed.

[Clinton]

Because they think you look at the parts when you're macking them instead of them.

[corknose]

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/8/6/6/548880.jpg
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/8/6/6/34758.jpg

ahh fail.

[Gunner]

Should of kept going cal, just cause they say no, doesnt mean shit, they just dont want to llok like a slut

[corknose]

I'll go through my phone and see if there's anymore.

[Marco]

lucifer, you just need to tell her she is sleeping on the throttle body's side of the bed...?

ot:
me: yo yo, whats doing.
Jenna: nm u?
me: when could i possibly tap that?
Jenna: you going to mel's party sat night?
me: nah ill be at tina's
Jenna: tap tina?
me: nah, red rabits gunna be in town!
Jenna: give me a call when ur leaving?




Ill give that shit a go eh?

[Tim.duncan]

[QUOTE=Marco;211296]lucifer, you just need to tell her she is sleeping on the throttle body's side of the bed...?

QUOTE]

ha ha that is funny!

[ArbPotatoes]

This thread is so full of win.

[stouty]

me: Hey babe whats going on tonight?
erin: Hey um not really sure yet hey havnt heard of any parties???
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
erin: What!
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
erin: Never thought u where interseted in me?
me: Im not i just want to tap that???
erin: ummm well im not doing anything tonight?
me: Ill msg you later and come around
erin: sounds good :) xoxo

really worked i didnt think it would ahahaha

[Richard]

i think some of these of full of shit

[ThatsHowWeRoll]

2nd that...


I wanna see some sort of photographic/screen shot evidence for some....

[keto]

noodz of sed girls that are getting tappd

[corknose]

2nd that...


I wanna see some sort of photographic/screen shot evidence for some....

like mine but i failed.

[Pidgey]

2nd that...


I wanna see some sort of photographic/screen shot evidence for some....
3rd that.... :yeah:

[Clinton]

Cal I just FB'd that chick. HOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[MeZ Prod]

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000277587913&ref=search&sid=531862880.2275593002..1

??????

Lol persistence!

[Beau]

Me: Yo Im going to the Beach you coming or not i aint waitin. And dont forget the beers.
Girl: Yer pick me up in 30mins
15mins later
Girl: So.. When you gonna let me tap that?
Me: You on the pill or not?
Girl: Pill
Me: We will see if you play your cards right, then maybe tonight you'll get to meet the whole gang. (anchor man quote - refering to my downstairs mix up)
Girl: You are so mean.
Me: See you in 10

[Nicko]

lol @ anchorman quote.

My fav is


and the answer is yes,
I have a nickname for my penis.



It's called the Octagon.



But I also nicknamed
my testes.



My left one
is James Westfall,



and my right one is
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

[Beau]

You ladies play your cards right you might get to meet the whole gang.

[MeZ Prod]

LOL - I dont know whats better anchorman quotes or the chick asking when you gonna let yourself tap that...

[corknose]

Yerp.

[biggo]

women cant tap, they slap instead.

play your cards right and you wont get slapped

[Chaos Theory]

Chaos Theory: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Random Bitty: Never?
Chaos Theory: You say that now, but i know you want it. It's only a matter of time until you're begging for the cock.
Random Bitty: You fucking sick fuck. I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. You wouldn't get any chicks with that fucking mouth. You're not cool. Not all girls like feeling like a whore.
Chaos Theory: Who you trying to convince, me or yourself? You and i both know all girls like being treated like dirty little whores. why would you have a ten foot pole anyway, what the fuck have you been doing with it?
Random Bitty: Getting away from you.
Chaos Theory: You know why they make 11 foot poles? for the ones you wouldnt touch with a ten foot pole. Now when you gonna let me tap that?


***NO RESPONSE***

[ke_70]

i think you can still get her

[Frak]

i think you can still get her


lol!! she's playing hard to get, she's one of those biatches that want you to chase her:wub:

[wntdae86]

[QUOTE=Chaos Theory;211970]Chaos Theory: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Random Bitty: Never?
Chaos Theory: You say that now, but i know you want it. It's only a matter of time until you're begging for the cock.
Random Bitty: You fucking sick fuck. I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. You wouldn't get any chicks with that fucking mouth. You're not cool. Not all girls like feeling like a whore.
Chaos Theory: Who you trying to convince, me or yourself? You and i both know all girls like being treated like dirty little whores. why would you have a ten foot pole anyway, what the fuck have you been doing with it?
Random Bitty: Getting away from you.
Chaos Theory: You know why they make 11 foot poles? for the ones you wouldnt touch with a ten foot pole. Now when you gonna let me tap that?


***NO RESPONSE***[/QUOT

lmao gotta love this

[wntdae86]

update on my going ....... got a girl in mind but of couse she got no phone credit so wat the fuck is the point in having a phone

[The_81]

wade: hey
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Hey
wade: how r u
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Great and ur self?
wade: great
wade: so when you going to let me tap that?
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Lol what?
wade: when you going to let me tap that
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: And what wuld you be tapping exactly!
wade: tapping you
wade: duh
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: I new what you were talking bout I just didn't think you wuld be being serious!! because no one taps this! Loll
wade: yea but i get special privilages
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Nope!
wade: my tapping skills are far better then anyone elses
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Hmmm still no matter hu it is I aint letting ne one tap this!
wade: but your letting me tap it...
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: No!
wade: but ur craving a tap
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Nope!
wade: why so negative
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Because no one gets to tap this!
wade: no one is untappable
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: I am!
wade: dillusional much?
wade: so tap tonight?
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: I am untappable becuz I sed so!
wade: but what you say isnt what you want
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Yess it is!
wade: again
wade: saying the complete opposite of what you want to say
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Nope! I aint lol what I am saying is the truth!
wade: come to mine now
wade: doubt you will say no to a tap
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Nope!
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: I will trust me!! Even when I am drunk still no one can tap!
wade: roofies tap?
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Nope!
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: No matter how much I feel like one I can always say no!
wade: have u ever had a tap
wade: or will i be the first to tap that
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: You won't be my first tap and no no one has tapped this!
wade: you dont know what your missing out on
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Lol well I obviously don't want to noe what I am missing out on just yet!
wade: you do
wade: trust me
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: No I don't trust me!
wade: but i really wanna tap that
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Well not every one gets what they want!
wade: i do
LeArN mOrE aBoUt Me: Nope!! Obviously not!
wade: because you dont know what you want

[The_81]

tough cookie

[The_81]

Belinda: comment my photos
wade: ok
Belinda:
wade: so when can i tap that
Belinda: next week
wade: that easy huh.
Belinda: yeeeeh
wade: sweet
Belinda: hahhahaa
wade: will i need to do any foreplay
wade: that shit bores me
Belinda: no
wade: awesome
wade: shall be a good tap indeed

that one however was easy as lol

[Juturna]

lol roofie tap..... winner

mine...
ME- so when you gunna let me tap that?
Wife- now?
ME- deal
Wife- psyche! im tired
ME- whats for dinner?

ill try randoms tonight, no one tell wife!

[stylz]

i tried it today about 4 times, all failed =(

[Beau]

Me: Yo Im going to the Beach you coming or not i aint waitin. And dont forget the beers.
Girl: Yer pick me up in 30mins
15mins later
Girl: So.. When you gonna let me tap that?
Me: You on the pill or not?
Girl: Pill
Me: We will see if you play your cards right, then maybe tonight you'll get to meet the whole gang. (anchor man quote - refering to my downstairs mix up)
Girl: You are so mean.
Me: See you in 10

Done. couple of times. Plus she was JDM how many points do i get?

[MeZ Prod]

Pics needed.

Fucks sake lads get your shit right, no pics

NO WIN
simple as that!

[Clinton]

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5013/mezfail.jpg

[Ae86sam]

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5013/mezfail.jpg

Lol... holy shit mez.. your dads getting some better shirts.. :thumbup:

[stx-16]

lolololololololol

[MeZ Prod]

Lol... holy shit mez.. your dads getting some better shirts.. :thumbup:

LOL - Check my other pictures you should see this singlet he has that ive been rocking.

PURE VINTAGE 80s billabong llol even comes with the radical logo and colours

[Zach]

First Attempt !
[21:44] Zach: So when you gonna to let me tap that?
[21:45] estelle.: Wat
[21:45] Zach: You know? sexual intercourse
[21:47] Zach: well.
[21:47] Zach: when you going to let me tap that?
[21:48] estelle.: Never.
[21:48] Zach: why not you know you want me
[21:50] estelle.: estelle. has nudged you!
[21:50] Zach: does that mean you are hinting for some now
[21:50] Zach: ?
[21:50] Zach: So when you gonna let me tap that?

And again

[21:37] Zach: so when you going to let me tap that?
[21:38] (um)Jordyn-->IWantHim: Donno.. when you not gonna be an ass?
[21:38] Zach: you want it in your ass?
[21:39] (um)Jordyn-->IWantHim: NO!
[21:39] (um)Jordyn-->IWantHim: brb!
[21:48] Zach: `So when you going to let me tap that?
[21:55] (um)Jordyn-->IWantHim: So How did you get in your head that i was just gonna have sex?
[21:55] Zach: you always want it
[21:55] (um)Jordyn-->IWantHim: and wat if i wanna have a relationship with someone?
[21:55] (um)Jordyn-->IWantHim: and wat if i wanna have a relationship with someone?
[21:56] Zach: well then i'll see you tomorrow!
[21:57] (um)Jordyn-->IWantHim: Wait wat?
[21:57] (um)Jordyn-->IWantHim: for wat?
[21:58] Zach: When you gonna let me tap that
21:58] (um)Jordyn-->IWantHim: ....
[21:58] (um)Jordyn-->IWantHim: But once again.. I MIGHT WANT A RELATIONSHIP!
[21:58] (um)Jordyn-->IWantHim: aha


Again!

[21:54] Zach: So when you gonna let me tap that
[21:55] I'm Sophie.: tonight
[21:55] Zach: where do you live?
[21:55] I'm Sophie.: hahah
[21:56] Zach: no seriously! when you gonna let me tap that



Not getting anywhere!

[Gunner]

with the second one, she just wants to be able to say she fucked you when you were her boyfriend, that way she doesn't seem like a slut. So say your her boyfriend, fuck her, and then not be her boyfriend anymore.

[Gunner]

fucking amateurs

[Zach]

with the second one, she just wants to be able to say she fucked you when you were her boyfriend, that way she doesn't seem like a slut. So say your her boyfriend, fuck her, and then not be her boyfriend anymore.

Thankyou almighty!

[Frak]

fucking amateurs


ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

[corknose]

show us what u got then black man.

[Beau]

some of you kids are destroying the art of random slayers. You come on too strong. you need to be a classy gent!

[Frak]

show us what u got then black man.

I'm not laughing at dudes being amateurs!! I'm laughing at how the comment was put out there!!! big difference....FUCK!!!!!!

[biggo]

MY ATTEMPT

Random gets off bus at the front of mine

Me: Yo, so when you gonna let me tap that!
Random: ........... (hurries off, adjusting her bra)

I lol and sip my beer

[Gunner]

I think biggo is the winnah. Did you have an overcoat on biggo?

[Pidgey]

I think biggo is the winnah. Did you have an overcoat on biggo?
I'm gonna go with yes, and nothing underneath it. bahahahahahaha.

[biggo]

i had my birthday suit on

and some undies

and a pair of pants

theres another bus in 30mins, lets hot some random hot bitches get off again.

[Gunner]

get it on video

[skizzamods]

oscar : yo
arabella : sup
o : ohhh not so much, and you?
a : yeah not much either
o : soooo when you gonna let me tap that?
a : tomorrow
o : deal??
a : i know this isnt oscar so yeah
o : so you dont want to tap then?

5 seconds later.. phone call

[stx-16]

keeeeeppp going with this phone call

[redsprinter]

fucking amateurs

.......+1

[redsprinter]

some of you kids are destroying the art of random slayers. You come on too strong. you need to be a classy gent!

and.... +1

[Richard]

yeh but depends...some girls like the full confidence lay it down. fuck me now or fuck off

[stx-16]

but you have to pay for them ones

[Beau]

yeh but depends...some girls like the full confidence lay it down. fuck me now or fuck off

True. However carrying on like a desprodo is not doing the "radom slayer" code any favours!

U been out of the game way to long Richard.. Maybe you should just watch and wait for my picture txts..hehe

[flamingheads]

I was inspired by this thread to have a go. This is a girl I pashed at the family then nothing happened. I was drinking when I texted her and some of the stuff I wrote doesn't really make sense to me now.

Me : Hows it going? Are you heading out tonight?

Her: Hey good. And no it's tuesday, why are you?

Me : My house is having a turbo tuesday. I hear it's cheap and nasty. It's calling you. (<- why the fuxk did i write that?)

Her: What's a turbo tuesday lol .. Umm nar I gotta work early tomorrow lol

Me : It means doing something. So when are you going to let me tap that?

Her: Explainnnnn

Me : There's not very much to explain. You're hot, I'm an impressionable young man and you can guess the rest.

Her: Haha thats so random. Well you can keep dreaming buddy cause Im going to bed haha

Me : Alright, have some sweet dreams then. I'll see you around.

We sent some more messages after that but nothing interesting.
Remember, drinking and texting never go well together.
Fail.

[ArbPotatoes]

Remember, drinking and texting never go well together.
Fail.

they do for biggo

[Beau]

Yer but that kid is a super being of some sort of Tooheys mutant experiment!

[Vance]

beer turns biggo into some type of superhumanoid sexual monster

[Gunner]

talking from experience rio

[Vance]

i hide in the tree outside biggos bedroom with a video camera. free actors for my internet porn business.

biggo doesnt know it but hes a famous internet porn star. i gave him the name "Big O". the "O" being short for "Orgasm".

he is known for giving the bitches in the movies the biggest multiple orgasms ever recorded on film.

[Mr Awsome]

that's my window, biggo's is the one next door.

[Vance]

no i know whos house is whos. i filmed you once thinking it might be worthwhile. that shit was just fucking embarrassing. i put up the vid in the "humour" section of my website

[trikzlane]

lol this thread makes me laugh every time

[ArbPotatoes]

hahaha rio win

[R&D Mechanical]

i love this please do more, thread of 2010

[Richard]

True. However carrying on like a desprodo is not doing the "radom slayer" code any favours!

U been out of the game way to long Richard.. Maybe you should just watch and wait for my picture txts..hehe


haha true Beau if i had a mug like urs id wana be good at everything else. j/k. ive still got it! my wife and i when we go out we see how many numbers we can get. doesnt go any further than that tho. tryin to get that threesome

[Gunner]

my wife and i when we go out we see how many numbers we can get. doesnt go any further than that tho.


As far as you know.

[Richard]

meh i still dive in a few times a week

[Jdm-Mcc]

THREAD REVIVE!

Me: Soo babe, when you gunna let me tap that ??
Girlfriend: What?
Me: You heard me @@@@@@.
Girlfriend: Your silly.

Fail

[MeZ Prod]

Lol, ive run out of chicks to g this up on.

[Gunner]

aahh fuck off mez, you never had any.

[Pidgey]

My try, cheating as it may be.

Girlfriend: :):) Hi there
Me: Hello my Vee :) how are you?
Girlfriend: Pretty damn good :) and yourself?
Me: Pretty great :) just wondering....:)
Girlfriend: Wondering about what?
Me: Just wondering when you're gonna let me tap that? :)
Girlfriend: Haha, excuse me?
Me: You read correct, I was wondering when you were going to let me tap that :)
Girlfriend: That being?
Me: That being you :)
Girlfriend: Tomorrow night :) you don't have to ask haha.

Yew!

[86TRD]

My try, cheating as it may be.

Girlfriend: :):) Hi there
Me: Hello my Vee :) how are you?
Girlfriend: Pretty damn good :) and yourself?
Me: Pretty great :) just wondering....:)
Girlfriend: Wondering about what?
Me: Just wondering when you're gonna let me tap that? :)
Girlfriend: Haha, excuse me?
Me: You read correct, I was wondering when you were going to let me tap that :)
Girlfriend: That being?
Me: That being you :)
Girlfriend: Tomorrow night :) you don't have to ask haha.

Yew!

Girlfriend comes on forum for a browse , oh whats this he wrote .
girlfriend reads ( hmm i did not say that)
girlfriend confronts (pigeonspec)
and BOOM
ITS OVER.

[86TRD]

haha what does ( Vee ) mean/stand for?

i spose its better then people saying stuff like " hey bub " , because that shit just annoys the crap out of me.

[xero]

hey bub.

[Jdm-Mcc]

0o0o0 I love you my Vee hehehe

lol



86TRD, You see the future bro.

[Pidgey]

haha what does ( Vee ) mean/stand for?

i spose its better then people saying stuff like " hey bub " , because that shit just annoys the crap out of me.

Vee is my girlfriend's name. Short for Verity.

And she would never come on here lol, she hates this forum. Only because she comes second :) hahahahaha.

[KurtHS]

Kurt - hey

Dynaea - hello

Kurt - how r u?

Dynaea - good thanks, and you?

Kurt - yeah great thanks. what's been going on?

Dynaea - nothign really

i worked this weekend

well on saturday night

kinda sucked

what did you get up to?

Kurt - yeah yeah I know how you feel, I used to work saturday nights all the time, get some nice cash for it though which isn't too bad. ahhh didn't get up to much

hey I'm just wondering

Dynaea - wondering what?

Kurt - when you gonna let me tap that

Dynaea - oh, probably never.

Kurt - fuck.


Never talked to that girl in my life, random FB'er, still big fail. Hoping for a better outcome on the next victim.


Kurt - hey

Georgia - hey

Kurt - how r u?

Georgia - good you

Kurt - yeah great..just wondering

Georgia - ?

Kurt - when you gonna let me tap that

Georgia - lol?

Kurt - ...

Georgia - i dont no you

ha

Kurt - doesn't matter

I'll learn you something

then

Georgia - ?

Kurt - I have brown hair, blue eyes, toned abs and I like long walks on the beach

so when you gonna let me tap that

Kurt - ?

Georgia - duno

Kurt - I'll bring candles if that's what you're worried about

Georgia - i dont like candles

Kurt - I'll wear fresh underwear then

Georgia - ur a freak

Kurt - what do you like then?

Georgia - my bf ha

Kurt - bf doesn't have to know

when you gonna let me tap that

Georgia - his right here haha

he can see wat ur saying

Kurt - I'll go threesome I don't mind

just

when you gonna let me tap that

Georgia - mate get fucked


DAMN!

[shift_rook]

haha, good ressurection! and good on ya for trying on that second one, don't give up on the first no :D

[ke_70]

smooth mate

[KENut]

Kurt - I'll go threesome I don't mind

just

when you gonna let me tap that

Ahahahahah thats the best! resurrected the thread in style

[Todd]

Kurt - I'll learn you something


fail haha

[KurtHS]

No Todd, the ladies love the cockney :) See what I did thar.

I just got the maybe yeeoowwwww. I'm aiming to become a permanent resident of this thread.

[Todd]

haha i see what you did there.

by all means share what 'conversations' you have had for our amusement.

[86TRD]

haha funny as , keep it up

[KurtHS]

I couldn't get the whole "maybe" conversation because Facebook chat buggered up and I had to quit it! Darn!


More later on tonight.

[benno93]

just tried on fb
Bensen
hahah
hey can i ask you something
11:06am Mystery Girl
ye
:
11:06amBensen
when you gunna let me tap dat?
11:06amMystery Girl
what ?
11:07amBensen
you know
11:07amMystery Girl
no
i dont get a word youre saying :
11:07amBensen
DO YOU WANT TO FUCK!
11:08amMystery Girl
bensen is this all you want from me ?
11:09amBensen
to be honest...well yes
11:09amMystery Girl
what happends after we have sex ?
11:09amBensen
if you like it we can do it again, if not, we continue on with out lives
11:10amMystery Girl
r we just gonna forget about it ever happening.?
11:10amBensen
if you want to
, but i doubt you would
11:10amMystery Girl
why ?
small dick ?
lol
11:11amBensen
i beg your pardon
11:11amMystery Girl
jokes
11:11amBensen
wow, maby i dont wanna tap you now. bit of an insult
so yes or no. do you wanna tap?
11:11amMystery Girl
im joking
we will see
im not having sex
why dont you ask Elizabet out ?
11:13amBensen
fuck off seriously, thats not even funny
jst tell me now do you want to fuck or not
11:13amMystery Girl
would love too
11:13amBensen
so thats a yes
11:13amMystery Girl
hahahaha


she bein a bitch and the converation is going no where so decided to leave it there

[shift_rook]

the young bitches love it

[Jdm-Mcc]

A tap tap tappy just tap it in just taaaap it in

[Jacobxxx]

all women are whores.

[Nicko]

Only your mum apparently...

[benno93]

someone keep this thread goin, so many lols to be had

[Gunner]

Rhys: Hey gorgeous, how r ya?

Todd: I'm great, u?

Rhys: fanfuckingtastic, sooooo.....

Todd: ????

Rhys: when you gonna let me tap that?

Todd: I'm not, my ass hole is still sore from last time.

[Todd]

Rhys: Hey gorgeous, how r ya?

CalKnowles: I'm great, u?

Rhys: fanfuckingtastic, sooooo.....

CalKnowles: ????

Rhys: when you gonna let me tap that?

CalKnowles: I'm not, my ass hole is still sore from last time.

fixed for truth.

[Gunner]

hahahaha

[Klutch]

Klutch says:
so...why havent we had sex yet?
Brooke Breathless <3 says:
cuz i dont wanna anymore
Klutch says:
Fail
your bf doesnt need to know ;D
Brooke Breathless <3 says:
O.o naa im right lol

[benno93]

Klutch says:
so...why havent we had sex yet?
Brooke Breathless <3 says:
cuz i dont wanna anymore
Klutch says:
Fail
your bf doesnt need to know ;D
Brooke Breathless <3 says:
O.o naa im right lol

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2694/lolsx7.th.jpg (http://img88.imageshack.us/i/lolsx7.jpg/)

[Klutch]

I'm not the one that can't use IMG tags.

[jay70]

I'm not the one that can't use IMG tags.
LOL

you totally pwnd him man

[trikzlane]

lol owned so hard

[benno93]

**tries to think of a comeback**

[Clinton]

got nothing.

[KurtHS]

Needs more effort Klutch, you gotta work that shit in the lead up.

[ThatsHowWeRoll]

**tries to think of a comeback**


http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7352/randomfunny6016.jpg


Jokes!!..hahaha

[4agejet]

here my first attempt :) didn't talk much after it dont know iftll follow through.

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/4/1/1/7/40568.jpg

[benno93]

with a name like king maHiiR
your guarenteed to tap that

[-elliot-]

with a name like king maHiiR
your guarenteed to tap that

ahaha

[xero]

yes i know its a spammer, but its fucken easter morning and i am bored..


traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
hey babes ;)
adam says:
hi
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
hey
adam says:
sooooo
when you gonna let me tap that?
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
think we chatted before right?
adam says:
could have
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
i'm sorry i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you?
adam says:
i speak to many beeeeeyoooootifoooll ladies
so
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
i'm 24/f ......u?
adam says:
when you gonna let me tap that?
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got out of the shower and finally got some time to relax ..what are you up to?
adam says:
oh sweet
so you readdy to go
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
Nice..I'm feeling a little naughty ..lol..U?
adam says:
yeah, sweet so your gonna let me tap that?
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
Yeah I'm horny lol ..sorry if that's forward ..is that cool?
adam says: awesome when can i come over
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
I need a man who can make me squirt..have u ever made a girl squirt??
adam says:
im not sure, but ill give anything ago
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
lolz yeah i need it babe...i'm so worked up..wanna see what i look like?? i've got a sweet ass that loves attention!!
adam says:
hang on let me finish this hot cross bun and ill put some pants on and come right over
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
do you cam?
adam says:
save it till i come over
who's cam?
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
Well i don't do msn cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
adam says:
is cam like your B/F or something?
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
adam says:
so he's your B/F?
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
Ok go to beeeeeeewwwwwwbbbsss accept the invite on the page baby
adam says:
im not into the whole 2 guys one girl thing
what if we cross swords!
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
sweet, fill out ur info..takes 2 secs..don't worry it's free!!..cause I'm sending you a buddy invite.. i can't wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear or maybe nothing at all ;) ..k?
adam says:
oh man i have to bring a friend too
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
if your internet is slow the site will load a bit slow, but don't worry, you'll see me sexy!
adam says:
thats gonna be hard to do, seeing as it easter and all
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe...but again no worries it's free!!! k?
adam says:
i mean i suppose i could get someone on late notice but they wouldnt be my first choice
credit card?
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...;)
adam says:
shit i have to borrow grandma's again
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
adam says:
beige
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
adam says:
what i want you to do i beleive is physically impossible
why im chatting to right here
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety :-(
adam says:
if you give me your address i can come over and see you
i thought thats what you wanted
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
k you in yet babe??
adam says:
so your only after my money?
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
there's no $$ involved!!
adam says:
typical fuckin woman
you say that now
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
mmmmooooaaarrrrrrrbbeeeeewwwwwwwwwbbbbbbs
adam says:
but you'll want me to buy you dinner, flowers, a movie, maybe some chocolate (although being easter there is shit load), a solid gold house
even then you wont fuck me
traceemcgarveylaffe@hotmail.com says:
k
adam says:
well then good day madam.

[shift_rook]

legend

[dropz]

lol. needs moar attempts

[4agejet]

with a name like king maHiiR
your guarenteed to tap that

rofl, sarcasm or??..

[benno93]

no seriously bitches who right like that are DFT

[Todd]

no seriously bitches who right like that are DFT

dirty fuckin tramps?? hahaha

[benno93]

haha that too but i meant down to fuck

[Jdm-Mcc]

wouldnt down to fuck be DTF not DFT? :/

[4agejet]

ahhaha true

[dropz]

Karl says (10:33 PM):
when you gonna let me tap that
~*Ashlee*~ says (10:34 PM):
fri
XD


that was my attempt with the ex-missus.

seems to work out good for me :D

[stx-16]

the ex's are always keen for the dicks

[KurtHS]

Me - hey

Jaccy - hi

Me - what's up

Jaccy - nothing u

Me - naaawwwtt muuuch how are you?

Jaccy - gooood u

Me - great thanks

so

when you gonna let me tap that

Jaccy - nevvvvvvaaaaaarrrrr

Me - bitch.



FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[dropz]

Try again.

[benno93]

persistence is the key to success

[Chaos Theory]

Daniel says:
so arb
ArbPotatoes_ woo kate's party! says:
haha
Daniel says:
when you gonna
Daniel says:
let me
Daniel says:
tap that
ArbPotatoes_ woo kate's party! says:
when you cut off some of your porn subscriptions and pay for it

[Jdm-Mcc]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, youve been told now pay up haha

[Jacobxxx]

is that one over 14?

[ArbPotatoes]

i am 12

[Klutch]

and wut is this

[ArbPotatoes]

This is

[Todd]

lol, just got a message from someone from here (i imagine):

"...so when you gonna let me tap that?"

own up haha

[fergie]

my attempt a big fail
I say:
hi there
- BriannAJanE - says:
hey
I say:
how r we tonight
- BriannAJanE - says:
yeah not bad
yourself?
I say:
im good
i was just wondering
- BriannAJanE - says:
yeahh..?
I say:
when you gonna let me tap that
- BriannAJanE - says:
tap what?
I say:
you
- BriannAJanE - says:
fuck off..

[Pidgey]

^^ Needs a more refined approach. And persistance. If She tAlKS lIkE ThiS ThEn ShE MusT Be DoWN To FUcK..... lol.

[Nicko]

Holy fucking thread revival.

Lets get some more replies up in this bitch!

[MR86ER]

86er:oi
her:yeah
86er:whatta ya doin
her:nothing u
86er:dreggin
her:true
86er:sooooo......
her:what??:)
86er:when you gonna let me tap that
her:EXCUSEE ME
86er:when you gonna let me tap that??????
her:i have a boyfriend you know that
86er: so soccer has a goalie doesnt mean you cant score?
her:pig

well that went well now im waiting for her victorian state champion boxer boyfriend to ring me ahahahahahahaha
ill try someone else soon

[lolwat]

well that went well now im waiting for her victorian state champion boxer boyfriend to ring me ahahahahahahaha
ill try someone else soon
more like some fuckwit, get up him probs shit him self

[McLEVIN]

Haha just read through this entire thread I'm in tears

[Nicko]

Such a good thread :) need moar though. Get on it...

[KurtHS]

Me: hey
Her: hey
Me: what's up?
Her: not much yourself?
Me: ahhh yeah not much not much
Me: so ahhh
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: never in 1 million years
Me: hah it made you reply didn't it
Me: I bet you laughed a little
Her: not realllllllllyyy
Me: fuck.


epic fail and I had high hopes for this chick as she random added me on facey. More coming....

[HMRacing]

This is the greatest shit on this site. soooo good.

[HMRacing]

My Mate tried one out

[You]
12:13am
heey girly
[Kiara Watson]
Heyy
[You]
what going on?
[Kiara Watson]
Nm juz laying in bed lol wbu?
[You]
sammeee
hey i was just wondering
when are you going to let me tap that?
your generous thinking time tells me that its a yes
[Kiara Watson]
:)
[You]
so what do you reckon?
[Kiara Watson]
I dont mind
[You]
so is that a yes?
[Kiara Watson]
;D sure lol


Then me...

Me: hey
Her:hii
Me: waddup
Her: not much, just trying to finish an assignment
you?
Me: nuuuthin much
when you gonna let me tap that??
Her: what?
Me: you know... tap that
Her: no, i don't know. wow, this better be someone else on your account
but really though, if it ain't, just letting you know
unless you are talking to soe dirty hoe, no one is going to let you fuckin tap that if you talk like that
*hoe

FAIL.

[Vance]

well there you go ^

most girls are like guys and make an instant snap decision on us whether theyd let us tap them or not.

Like when we see a fat chick = instant NEVER!
When we see a tight 18 year old with big titties = instant HELLZ YEAH!

[Jdm-Mcc]

I tried the old when you gunna let me tap that on Mez last night, He rejected me :'(

[KurtHS]

I got rejected again today, FML! Early morning when you gonna let me tap that asking.

If they say "lying in bed" when you ask what they're up to it's guaranteed they're DTF.


HOOOOOO shit I got another one coming gents!

[willa]

I got rejected again today, FML! Early morning when you gonna let me tap that asking.

If they say "lying in bed" when you ask what they're up to it's guaranteed they're DTF.

Haha truth!

[Jacobxxx]

what if they say all snuggled up in bed