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Jusdrifn 86
14th April 2005, 07:17 PM
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 23%

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/sad.gif

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering c**t.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the FUCK

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

<MasterG> .................................................. ...................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/sad.gif
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

<orion`-`-> what the fuck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb

<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today
<Fulgore> fuck you

<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb
<KC48348751> dude
<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters

<aryov> This cake is soooo good
<aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it

<DemonEater> wtf
<DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy

<Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/smile.gif
<Fireslide> *this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12‹61912›)

<TRON> if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you
Scud: And then it hit me

<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

[ron`] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake

*** Topic *** 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to*** 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'


well i found them quite funny

slide86
14th April 2005, 08:36 PM
lol yeah some of those are quite funny

Medicine_Man
14th April 2005, 08:58 PM
plenty of them on bash.org (http://www.bash.org/)

indi
19th April 2005, 03:16 PM
OMG I haven't laughed that hard in ages!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

upgarage
19th April 2005, 08:27 PM
nerds http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/cool.gif

seek
19th April 2005, 09:18 PM
ubber net geeks

DRiiFT_King
20th April 2005, 10:32 PM
dont go to that tubgirl thing its realy fucked up!!!

Jusdrifn 86
21st April 2005, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by DRiiFT_King@Apr 20 2005, 09:32 PM
dont go to that tubgirl thing its realy fucked up!!!
did you go there?

hahahhaha, Our hearts are now extended to the 19 victims of the recent internet fraud

driftae86
3rd May 2005, 10:46 PM
HAHAHA...shit that stuff is funny