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Monster
23rd September 2005, 11:21 PM
"the only way to live forever, is to share your soul with the ones you love"

eastcoastdrifter
24th September 2005, 12:55 AM
"Even when Im in a Crowd, Im alone"

funkymonkey
24th September 2005, 04:06 AM
"oh my god, its so big!"








...
thank you, thank you... I'm here all week http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Wally
24th September 2005, 04:20 AM
worst three word statement a bloke could hear:

"Is It In?"

decoyslikecurves
24th September 2005, 03:20 PM
fear the totem pole!






















http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/4/8/4/3/78532.jpg

Sprinterboy
24th September 2005, 03:39 PM
"My cats breath smells like cat food"

dori_86
24th September 2005, 04:18 PM
" its not wether you win by an inch or a mile, it's if you win that matters" http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif ha ha ha

Dish
24th September 2005, 04:51 PM
"Yeah......They'll do that"

aaaaah
24th September 2005, 05:23 PM
"I'll practice you!!!"

or along the same lines

"I'll plug your hole!"

mumblezzz
24th September 2005, 11:20 PM
Drift Happens...

VIC_AE86
24th September 2005, 11:35 PM
I dont have Neighbours....


I have witnesses...

"Ka Boom Tissshhh"

eastcoastdrifter
25th September 2005, 01:34 AM
I'M a Mog
half man
half dog
Im my own best Friend

-bARF (spaceballs)

eastcoastdrifter
25th September 2005, 01:37 AM
In Emptiness exists Good but No evil
Wisdom is Existence.
Priciple is Existence.
The Way is Existence.
The Mind is Emptiness.

Shinmen Musashi

OBE353
25th September 2005, 04:32 PM
"I ate a big red candle" - Brick
"the human torch was denied a bank loan" - Ron

dori_86
25th September 2005, 06:07 PM
" 'san diego' means whales v****a" - Ron Burgandy

ae86
26th September 2005, 01:23 AM
Well, your damned if you do, and your damned if you dont - bart simpson.

truer words have never been spoken =^.^=

indi
26th September 2005, 01:40 PM
Bite off more than you can chew and chew fast.

That's my moto http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/wink.gif

CAE86
26th September 2005, 05:11 PM
Just because your car is sideways, doesn't mean its out of control

crazy86
26th September 2005, 05:20 PM
"I have misplaced my pants"

Homer Simpson.

aaaaah
26th September 2005, 06:49 PM
"I from Canada, they think I slow ay"

Simpsons

flamingheads
26th September 2005, 09:33 PM
"Eagles may soar but hampsters dont get sucked into jet engines"

Sprinterboy
26th September 2005, 11:39 PM
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

eastcoastdrifter
23rd November 2005, 11:31 PM
"there is no such thing as good and evil, just point of view"

aaaaah
24th November 2005, 12:47 AM
See my signature.

Dorio86
24th November 2005, 07:21 AM
This was on the first season of the simpsons and I think one the funniest quotes.


Lifts up the phone - "Operator, give me the number for 911" Homer http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

Peripheral
24th November 2005, 07:32 AM
"What?! You pooped in the refridgerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese?!?!? Gosh... I'm not even mad. That's amazing" (He was talking to a dog)

Peripheral
24th November 2005, 10:25 AM
"Dude... You just f**ked your ferrari"
"It's ok... It's not mine"

dream2drift
24th November 2005, 11:00 AM
(throwing arms in the air)
"I don't have veins...i don't even have any arms!"

(A drunk mate Tom)

Peripheral
24th November 2005, 11:42 AM
HAHAHA... I forgot my favourite
"You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel" - Homer Simpson

ae86
24th November 2005, 12:10 PM
another homer quote..
*singing* cats in the cradle and the silver spoon... yes, we have no bannannas..

-
another fav -
Boundaries dont keep people out.. they fence you in..

crazy86
24th November 2005, 12:11 PM
guns dont kill people, I kill people http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/ph34r.gif

indi
24th November 2005, 01:01 PM
Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes........ that way when you criticise them you're a mile away and you have their shoes! http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif





An oldie but a goodie, I still can't say that joke without cracking up laughing no matter how many times I hear it. http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

indi
24th November 2005, 02:08 PM
My sister - "I wonder if cows eat frozen grass?"
Me - "Oh my god that's exactly what I was just thinking!"
Our Dad - "Okay that's it I'm pulling over and you are both getting the hell outta my car because you're both crazy!"

aaaaah
24th November 2005, 02:49 PM
hahaha Indi.

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before"

indi
24th November 2005, 03:04 PM
What show are these from?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max wants to come in and go crazy!
You see now that's not really a joke is it? Because its not funny.
It is if you know Max!
But I don't know Max.
If you did you'd be laughing!


Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

And LO! I've created a nice pie! Mmmmm blueberry. Of course King Arthur will want some of my pie, so will his knights, greedy pigs..... I know I'll eat it in the dungeon and it will be yummy and good and all mine!

crazy86
24th November 2005, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by indi@Nov 24 2005, 02:04 PM
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
Now, I know this one...... but where from!!!! I Cant Remember!!!!

indi
24th November 2005, 03:45 PM
I am the great Wally Llama knower of all that is knowable.

RedSuns
24th November 2005, 05:29 PM
"tell your tits to stop staring ay my eyes!!"

eastcoastdrifter
24th November 2005, 10:15 PM
"some people call it harlem but i call Glenfield

DRiiFT_King
24th November 2005, 10:43 PM
my cousin sent me this in a email
"if drifting was kool then i guess u would fit in somewhere but my vn goes harder then your ae86 lolwtfbtwbrblolbbq"

i think the only funny thing about it is the part where he owns a VN

dori_86
24th November 2005, 10:48 PM
"i cant believe i ate the whole thing!"
-homer simpson

xolent
24th November 2005, 11:30 PM
Ohh, look at me. I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happyland! In a gum drop house on lollypop lane...

xolent
24th November 2005, 11:30 PM
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

DRFT - 86
24th November 2005, 11:33 PM
'ahh man... u wouldnt wanna quote me on this one..'

dori_86
24th November 2005, 11:55 PM
"it will only cost $200 to fix"
lol yeah sure it will http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

Blood Child
25th November 2005, 12:24 AM
"Uh oh spaghettios"

eastcoastdrifter
25th November 2005, 12:50 AM
WILLY WONKA: You can suck 'em and suck 'em, and they'll never get any smaller.

eastcoastdrifter
25th November 2005, 12:54 AM
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

mc68
25th November 2005, 12:58 AM
"the first time you can't make it a second time isnt as bad as the second time you can't make it a first time"

eastcoastdrifter
25th November 2005, 01:22 AM
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)

eastcoastdrifter
25th November 2005, 01:28 AM
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Peripheral
25th November 2005, 07:26 AM
"You are the cancer of this planet... You are a plague"

sic86
25th November 2005, 07:52 AM
"Granny Shifting not Double Clutching Like You Should"

Thank-you Fast & The Furious

sic86
25th November 2005, 07:53 AM
I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or
more, I'm free.

I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them
tonight!!

AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!!
YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar
burger!

You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget
box!!!

Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.0
seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped
onto his chin coming off the line.
What's your time?
I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the
big ones

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find
out??

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!

You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. You're
granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should!!!

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and
replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.

You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!

Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that
bun!

Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me
out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place,
I stay on mine.

Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.

I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before
Taste Wars wouldn't they?

Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important.

"the name's hamburglar, got a last name but i can't pronounce it. What's yours?"
"Ronald McDonald"
"Yeah, typical white boy name"

"Fast and the Furious quotes-McDonald's style"

Peripheral
25th November 2005, 07:57 AM
hahahaha that's Gold. I love it when people find stuff like that.
I had a copy of the Matrix in computer talk. Pretty good if you're a L337 G33k like some

indi
25th November 2005, 10:04 AM
"You can get 400rwkw out of a modified 4ac."

- Laurie

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

Monster
25th November 2005, 10:22 AM
"Bro's before Hoes"

Never put sex before for friends, no matter what your friends will always be there, sex wont

DRFT - 86
25th November 2005, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Loki Boyracer@Nov 25 2005, 09:22 AM
"Bro's before Hoes"

Never put sex before for friends, no matter what your friends will always be there, sex wont
---W>>O>>R>>D---



.................................

From Van' a dodgy audio installer I know...

'ahh yes yes.. very good bass ya.. very good.. quality quality basss.'

Peripheral
25th November 2005, 12:20 PM
"Esc, ctrl... alt... WHERE'S THE ANY KEY?"

DRFT - 86
25th November 2005, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Peripheral@Nov 25 2005, 11:20 AM
"Esc, ctrl... alt... WHERE'S THE ANY KEY?"
I have this phat track that uses that as a sample.....
f*** I got heaps of tracks that use simpsons samples actually...

Peripheral
25th November 2005, 03:17 PM
"Hanging with Zoo Zoo was like masturbating with a cheese grater. Slightly amusing but mostly painful"

indi
25th November 2005, 03:21 PM
That reminds me of a quote from Stephen in 2DMAX in the article about the Monaro, I dont have it with me but it went something like...

"Being beaten by the Monaro was like being beaten to death by the Swedish womens beach volleyball team..... embarassing but not entirely unpleasant."

indi
25th November 2005, 03:22 PM
i love u
- fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf

Look fhqwgadshg, can I just call you fhqwhgads? Look fhqwhgads, I'm sorry to say but the feeling's not mutual. Mainly because of your long freakin' name. I mean in the time it took me to say your name I coulda done all kinds of stuff. Like paint a picture of a guy with a big knife….. Whoa, in fact, I'm gonna get started on that right now.

sic86
25th November 2005, 07:38 PM
"F*@king Windows 98, Get Bill Gates in Here, You told us Windows 98 would be better, faster and much Improved, Well *BANG*

Cheers

sic86
25th November 2005, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by DRFT - 86+Nov 25 2005, 11:56 AM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Peripheral@Nov 25 2005, 11:20 AM
"Esc, ctrl... alt... WHERE'S THE ANY KEY?"
I have this phat track that uses that as a sample.....
f*** I got heaps of tracks that use simpsons samples actually... [/b]
lol, i use to have them on my school hard drive, use to drive my teacher insane http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/cool.gif

Cheers

Wally
25th November 2005, 07:43 PM
this prob been mentioned, but i love the

"No Keyboard Detected

Press F1 to continue"

mc68
25th November 2005, 09:36 PM
**do do do** "the finger's you have used to dial, are too fat, if you like to obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now".

Dorio86
25th November 2005, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Alan@Nov 25 2005, 06:38 PM
"F*@king Windows 98, Get Bill Gates in Here, You told us Windows 98 would be better, faster and much Improved, Well *BANG*

Cheers
People are allowed to puff, so dont believe in anything.

Crab-86
26th November 2005, 01:24 PM
On 'clutches'

'Kick it like you dont want the baby' http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

Peripheral
28th November 2005, 01:40 PM
On a Taiwanese picnic rug

"Not to be used for protection against tornado's"

verm69
28th November 2005, 05:19 PM
from 'napoleon dynamite'

Deb:
What are you drawing?

Napoleon:
A liger.

Deb:
What's a liger?

Napoleon:
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic.

Deb:
Hmm.


IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE.... WATCH IT!!!!!!!!! fricken awesome!!

ae86
28th November 2005, 06:17 PM
how awesome is his dance at the end!!!!!!
one of the funniest movies http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

Wally
28th November 2005, 09:08 PM
great movie... one of them "wtf...o_O" movies

SEXY 16
28th November 2005, 11:13 PM
get your hand out off there before i p155 on it

RedSuns
28th November 2005, 11:36 PM
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE FULLSTOP ... .
"kif! why'd you have to go and eat all the friggin chips!"
"napoleon you're just jealous because ive been chatting online with babes ALL DAY"

Blood Child
29th November 2005, 12:30 AM
vote for pedro

Peripheral
29th November 2005, 07:21 AM
"are you gonna eat your tots?"

verm69
29th November 2005, 05:11 PM
Don:
Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do all last summer again?

Napoleon:
I told you. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.

Don:
Did you shoot any?

Napoleon:
Yes, like 50 of 'em. They kept tryin' to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don:
What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon:
A frickin' 12-gauge. What do you think?

verm69
29th November 2005, 05:12 PM
Napoleon:
Hey, could I use your guys's phone for a sec?

Receptionist:
Is there anything wrong?

Napoleon:
I don't feel very good.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Kip:
Hi

Napoleon:
Is Grandma There?

Kip:
No, she's getting her hair done.

Napoleon:
[Sighs]

Kip:
What do you need?

Napoleon:
Can you just go get her for me?

Kip:
I'm really busy right now.

Napoleon:
Well, just tell her to come get me.

Kip:
Why?

Napoleon:
'Cause I don't feel good.

Kip:
Well, have you talked to the school nurse?

Napoleon:
No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?

Kip:
No.

Napoleon:
Well, will you do me a favor then?

Kip:
What?

Napoleon:
Can you bring me my ChapStick?

Kip:
No, Napoleon

Napoleon:
But my lips hurt real bad.

Kip:
Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.

Napoleon:
I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko.

Kip:
See ya. [Dial Tone]

Napoleon:
[Groans] Idiot!


ha ha ha ha ha!!! funny funny siht http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

Kitten-Trueno
29th November 2005, 10:06 PM
if a AE86 with a 4AC is a rabid dog, a AE85 with a 3AC would be a rabid dog with one testicle.

Peripheral
30th November 2005, 08:31 AM
"It all starts to make sense when you agree that you've hit rock bottom"

dream2drift
2nd December 2005, 11:27 PM
A long one but it is helping me. hopefully it can be of use to others as well...
Sam Wise Gamgee
"Its like the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered Full of darkness and danger they were and sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happend? But in the end, its only a passing thing. This shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come."

dream2drift
6th December 2005, 12:23 AM
"you! cut my eggs! and you! cut my milk!"

Wally
6th December 2005, 06:21 AM
you are what you eat

dream2drift
6th December 2005, 01:07 PM
umm...guys...
"what if the hokey pokey really IS what it is all about"

verm69
6th December 2005, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by indi@Nov 25 2005, 02:22 PM
i love u
- fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf

Look fhqwgadshg, can I just call you fhqwhgads? Look fhqwhgads, I'm sorry to say but the feeling's not mutual. Mainly because of your long freakin' name. I mean in the time it took me to say your name I coulda done all kinds of stuff. Like paint a picture of a guy with a big knife….. Whoa, in fact, I'm gonna get started on that right now.
ha ha ha!!! homestar!!!

"Widdle Bruder!!!!!"

"I can make it on my own!!"

"OWWWWWW!!! WIDDLE BRUDER!!!!!!"

dream2drift
10th December 2005, 01:01 AM
Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: Veronica.

flamingheads
10th December 2005, 12:25 PM
umm...guys...
"what if the hokey pokey really IS what it is all about"[/b] That sounds like Kelso.

Oh my God! The 59th st bridge!
Maybe it just collapsed on its own?
We can't take that chance!

mc68
10th December 2005, 12:27 PM
....you always say that...i want to take a chance!

Sprinterboy
10th December 2005, 01:57 PM
In the quiet words of the virgin Mary, come again?

Sprinterboy
10th December 2005, 01:58 PM
so you mean like proper f***ed?
yea proper f***ed!

eastcoastdrifter
10th December 2005, 02:10 PM
here is a nice sexist one sorry ladies lol

"There is 1 woman whom fate has destined for each of us. If we miss her we are saved"

lol

Sprinterboy
12th December 2005, 04:57 PM
Praise Beer!

Our Lager, which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink, thy will be drunk
(I will be drunk)

At home as I am in the tavern,

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

And lead us not into incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and lager forever and ever.

Barmen.

Peripheral
12th December 2005, 07:22 PM
AnchorMan

"If you were a man I'd punch you. I'd punch you right in the mouth that's what I'd do"

Wally
12th December 2005, 07:24 PM
Aussie Aussie Aussie ... .... oi oi oi

crazy86
12th December 2005, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by sprinterboy@Dec 12 2005, 04:57 PM
Praise Beer!

Our Lager, which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink, thy will be drunk
(I will be drunk)

At home as I am in the tavern,

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

And lead us not into incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and lager forever and ever.

Barmen.
Damn, if that wasnt so damn long, that would be a great one to remember for those late nights "out", Problem is it gets hard enough to recite your own address to the taxi driver, let alone a 12 line preayer to the beer gods http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Monster
12th December 2005, 09:28 PM
Hachi's are dicks! We're light, underpowered, ugly dicks. And Skylines are pussies. And a Falcadore is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f***ed by dicks. But dicks also f*** assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f*** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f*** too much or f*** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Bustin_86
12th December 2005, 11:05 PM
"Phuck off Bogan"

dream2drift
14th December 2005, 10:30 PM
"if you go they'll make you kill that eurasian dude"

aaah, Zoolander, so many lines, trying to limit posts.

Danish
17th December 2005, 03:30 PM
"It's all about the heart, the people who focus on parts, turbo's and all that stuff...they're just losers."

-Shinji Minowa (AE86 D1 driver)

OBE353
17th December 2005, 04:53 PM
this ones for all the guys dont tell me u havnt had these before http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

"your like a brother to me"

"i think of you as a brother"

"i dont want to ruin our friendship"

stop beating around the bush and just tell me to piss off lol http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

OBE353
17th December 2005, 04:59 PM
"if i get u in the loop when i make a point to b straight with u then, in leiu of the inuendo, in the end know my intent though, i brazillian wax poetic so pathetically, i dont want to beat around the bush..........Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

D34THROW
19th December 2005, 02:15 PM
"We're streaking! Throught the quad to the gymnasium, Cmon everbody's doing it!"

sharpie_13
19th December 2005, 11:54 PM
when the clutch drops, the bullshit stops..

sic86
20th December 2005, 08:16 AM
Initial D 'The Movie'
Your not putting that in your car. You want to go to jail?

Cheers

rb26_n1
25th December 2005, 09:34 PM
"what seems to be the officer, problem?"

sic86
25th December 2005, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by rb26_n1@Dec 25 2005, 08:34 PM
"what seems to be the officer, problem?"
WTF?
Never heard that. Did u do it right?

Cheers

indi
29th December 2005, 11:32 PM
"De plane, de plane."
"No, my freakish little friend that's a sea gull"

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

xolent
29th December 2005, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by Alan+Dec 25 2005, 08:39 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-rb26_n1@Dec 25 2005, 08:34 PM
"what seems to be the officer, problem?"
WTF?
Never heard that. Did u do it right?

Cheers [/b]
slow!

it's pretty much like saying

"i swear to drunk i'm not god bro"

sic86
30th December 2005, 08:56 AM
How about?
1 million dollars
or sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their heads

Cheers

RobertoX
4th January 2006, 01:51 AM
'Im not a businessman, i am a BUSINESS, man, just let me handle my business, damn!'

'difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week...'

Jay - Z

'All eyes on me like the face of 'pac was on my jewelery'

Pumkin Head

Chris: you are such a f***ing noob!
Me: why exactly am i noob?
Chris: umm, because you are new..??!!??

Number plate reads
ON DA RUN

Henry: Who the f*** is 'ondarren?'

Me to Dwayne, dude you arent running oil??

Dwayne: yeah all a blocks seem to run better with out it

Random noob at drift track
If you dont have a tach how do you know when to change gears

when the interior rattle gets too annoying

Random noob at drift track

what do 4k's run on

me: anything flamable

Me after looking at the temp guage on 120 degrees at the drift track

one more lap...she'll be right...

Corey after hitting a gutter at about 40kms

"i think it is straight now"

jimmy

Jimmy: 10 kilo springs should be ok on stock shocks, yeah?

ME: NO!

My Gf to eminem shirt wearing wigga who tried to grope her

"now i know why wiggas dont get laid"

Douche Bag to my GF

Douche bag: Your shorts would look really good laying next to my bed...

GF: Your budgie smugglers would look really good up around your ears after i wedgie you!

that will do for now

dream2drift
4th January 2006, 10:38 AM
some song i heard on the radio;
"sometimes i forget i am awake. i f**k up and say things out loud."

poh_86
4th January 2006, 12:13 PM
Ben Stiller:"what is this?? A SCHOOL FOR ANTS?! it must be...3 times bigger than this!!"
Will Farell*pauses*: he's absolutely right!


"nice one brother!, I SAID NICE ONE BROTHER!!"

ae86
4th January 2006, 01:30 PM
i said... nice bruv!!!!!

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif human traffic?

ae71neo
4th January 2006, 02:10 PM
yeah human traffic, mad movie.

"I want a god damn litre of cola!" (not human traffic of course)

indi
4th January 2006, 02:15 PM
"Our lives begin to end when we become silent about the things that matter" -

Martin Luther King (printed on my Amnesty International T-shirt)

Monk
4th January 2006, 03:41 PM
"Real men Piss in Sinks"

Dorio86
4th January 2006, 03:57 PM
I dont want to be a parrot but http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif

"Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them"

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." ~Mel Brooks

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it"

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much"


"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

starion
5th January 2006, 05:47 PM
Here's a one from my school days.
me and a mate used to talk sh!t about nothing to piss the teacher off.
metal work teach giving lector about using the a mig welder.
Teacher: so you have to always wear the welding masks....
Mate: like down ball sir
Teacher:....what??
Me: you know down ball, like tennis but with a man size ball and no rackets
Teacher: I know what down ball is but where'd it come from!?
Me: well it started back in 1820 by sir john down ball
Mate: yeah we did a paper on this, they used the heads of thief's but they called it jacking off.....
Me: really!!
Teacher: get out!!

E V A N
6th January 2006, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by starion@Jan 9 2006, 10:47 AM
Here's a one from my school days.
me and a mate used to talk sh!t about nothing to piss the teacher off.
metal work teach giving lector about using the a mig welder.
Teacher: so you have to always wear the welding masks....
Mate: like down ball sir
Teacher:....what??
Me: you know down ball, like tennis but with a man size ball and no rackets
Teacher: I know what down ball is but where'd it come from!?
Me: well it started back in 1820 by sir john down ball
Mate: yeah we did a paper on this, they used the heads of thief's but they called it jacking off.....
Me: really!!
Teacher: get out!!
hahaha

school was so fun! Mischeif all the time.

starion
6th January 2006, 02:41 PM
Heres one of my favs its from euro trip:
scott: I'm in love with mika
coop: Oh.....i knew this would happen and i'm glad you chose me to come out to and don't worry about your parents i think they already know
scott: no you idiot mika is a girl..
coop: No, i get it, first your the girl then he's the girl.....then your both the girl....thats hot

rb26_n1
6th January 2006, 10:59 PM
eurotrip's the shit man, luv it.

"me scuzy, me scuzy....."

Peripheral
7th January 2006, 12:47 AM
"I've had nothing between my legs that don't run on batteries in over a yr"

- Kaylee from Firefly

Monster
9th January 2006, 09:35 PM
"All your life you are told the things you cannot do.

All your life they will say you're not good enough or strong enough or talented enough; they will say you're the wrong height or the wrong weight or the wrong type to play this or be this or achieve this.

THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, a thousand times no, until all the no's become meaningless.

All your life they will tell you no, quite firmly and very quickly.

AND YOU WILL TELL THEM YES."

poh_86
9th January 2006, 09:38 PM
i just thought of an idea so great that if i even began to think about it my mind would explode

peter griffin - family guy

indi
10th January 2006, 10:51 AM
My mum "Don't you slow down for corners?!"
Me "Why? I drive a Sprinter!" http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif

My shooting instructor "Here try the Glock, you'll love it, you have that whole Lara Croft look happening." http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif

My shooting instructor after a burning hot bullet casing spits out the back of the Glock and somehow lands down my pants "Oh yeah I forgot to mention its not a good idea to wear hipster cargo pants when you're using the Glock..... low cut tops aren't a good idea either." http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/dry.gif

crazy86
10th January 2006, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by indi@Jan 10 2006, 10:51 AM
My shooting instructor after a burning hot bullet casing spits out the back of the Glock and somehow lands down my pants "Oh yeah I forgot to mention its not a good idea to wear hipster cargo pants when you're using the Glock..... low cut tops aren't a good idea either." http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/dry.gif
the sicko was probably waiting for that to happen http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

indi
10th January 2006, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by CRAZY86@Jan 10 2006, 09:53 AM
the sicko was probably waiting for that to happen http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif
LOL probably oh well at least the scar that it left in a place not often seen by the general public got me into the premiere of the Vin Diesel movie "XXX" and a chance to meet Mr Diesel in person..... but that's another story http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif

mattysshop
10th January 2006, 12:10 PM
'i will take your mother Dorithy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again'

and just this saturday gone..

Sgt XXXXXXXXX - "So Mathew, got a bit of a weight reduction there (pointing torch to lack of beack seat)
Me - "for sure mate, every Kilo counts right?"
Sgt XXXXXXXXX - "ok then..have a good night"
Me - "phew" http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/smile.gif

aaaaah
10th January 2006, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Mattysshop@Jan 10 2006, 11:10 AM
Sgt XXXXXXXXX - "So Mathew, got a bit of a weight reduction there (pointing torch to lack of beack seat)
Me - "for sure mate, every Kilo counts right?"
Sgt XXXXXXXXX - "ok then..have a good night"
Me - "phew" http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/smile.gif
hahaha thats great http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

E V A N
10th January 2006, 03:20 PM
Geez sgt XXXX is a champ!

mattysshop
10th January 2006, 03:30 PM
lucky for him... as i was gonna pull out ma 9 and bust a cap in his ass...

jokes.. much respect for the police

mc68
10th January 2006, 09:13 PM
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

starion
11th January 2006, 12:10 PM
Family guy rocks i have s1,2,3 on DVD look for s4
Glen Quagmire my hero LOL Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!


Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God.

Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did giggittygiggiydoo that girl. I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus. And I am sorry.

TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs...
(on television screen)
Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf

mattysshop
11th January 2006, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by starion@Jan 11 2006, 11:10 AM
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did giggittygiggiydoo that girl. I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus. And I am sorry.
baaaaaahhhhh ha ha ha...

Quagmire - does this look like a Q?

allllriiiiight...

dream2drift
11th January 2006, 02:08 PM
some 'Mr Blackwell' guy writes a list each year of the worst dressed, Britanny Spears won but this is what he said of Renee Zellweger.

Zellweger looks like "a painted pumpkin on a pogo stick."

ae86
11th January 2006, 03:25 PM
starion i have season 1,2,3 of family guy on dvd, plus the 'freaking sweet collection' and the 'family guy christmas' dvd's too.. i also downloaded the family guy movie and season 4... and have started downloading season5.. i have about 4 eps http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/smile.gif
family guy kicks ass...!

Peter Griffin (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."

dream2drift
12th January 2006, 01:03 AM
The Emperor's New Groove

Ezma (Emperors Advisor) talking to a peasant

Ezma: It's no fault of mine you haven't got any...what was it?
Peasant: Food
Ezma: HA! You should've thought of THAT before you became peasants.

starion
13th January 2006, 07:58 PM
from 'napoleon dynamite'

Deb:
What are you drawing?

Napoleon:
A liger.

Deb:
What's a liger?

Napoleon:
It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic.

Deb:
Hmm.


IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE.... WATCH IT!!!!!!!!! fricken awesome[/b]

I just went an got this movie out let hope its as good as yous say.

also heard one of my fav quotes while in the video store:



When you buy a pirated DVD the only people profiting are professional criminals.[/b]

WTF???? how many "professional criminals" still live with there mum surfing the net only eating 2 minute noodles.
I think you'll make a nice profit when buying a DVD for $5 as apposed to $50 hell that's $45 i wouldn't otherwise have.

sharpie_13
14th January 2006, 07:15 PM
A friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "we fuked up this time"

rb26_n1
15th January 2006, 02:23 AM
i was flipping through sum car mags and the japs really think of wonderful quotes to stick on to the seats.

"fortune favours the brave"
"keep attacking the nurburgring"

thought it b cool to post this. hahah. http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif

Monk
15th January 2006, 04:25 PM
" take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouth "

Wally
15th January 2006, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Monk@Jan 15 2006, 03:25 PM
" take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouth "
sounds like some gay porno... http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

Monk
15th January 2006, 06:03 PM
its actually grom a dr. dre / snoop dogg song

sharpie_13
15th January 2006, 10:50 PM
enough said

ae71neo
15th January 2006, 11:16 PM
"Donny, you're out of your element!"

"you are entering a world of pain"

Guess what movie those are from..

aaaaah
16th January 2006, 01:04 AM
Anything Terry Tate says.

dori_86
16th January 2006, 02:50 AM
"it seems my crouch has been struck with a bit of riga mortice"

stewy (family guy)

Sprinterboy
16th January 2006, 03:12 AM
Originally posted by sharpie_13@Jan 14 2006, 06:15 PM
A friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "we fuked up this time"
GOLD, I've been both! so what does that make me???

Jessi
16th January 2006, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by CRAZY86+Nov 24 2005, 03:19 PM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-indi@Nov 24 2005, 02:04 PM
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
Now, I know this one...... but where from!!!! I Cant Remember!!!! [/b]
Bulletproof monk. The monk to Sean William Scotts character

indi
16th January 2006, 10:42 AM
I got it from Animaniacs.

starion
16th January 2006, 12:37 PM
Neapolitan: Do Chickens have large talons

sharpie_13
16th January 2006, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by sprinterboy+Jan 16 2006, 02:12 AM-->
<!--QuoteBegin-sharpie_13@Jan 14 2006, 06:15 PM
A friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "we fuked up this time"
GOLD, I've been both! so what does that make me??? [/b]
u got me there http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/blink.gif

dream2drift
16th January 2006, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by starion@Jan 16 2006, 11:37 AM
Neapolitan: Do Chickens have large talons
dude... http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif that is an ice cream flavours
forgiven though http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/smile.gif

chicken guy: do they have what?
Napoleon : large talons.
chicken guy: I don't understand a word you just said ()proceeds to drink eggs)

dori_86
17th January 2006, 12:00 AM
Napoleon: gosh, you idiot!

Napoleon: girls like guys with skill, ...i need skills!
Pedro: Your like the best drawer i know
Napoleon: Yeah i know!

Napoleon: i took me, like three hours just to shade your upper lip, it's probly the best drawing i've done ever
(while giving a demented shaded drawing of her face to the girl)

starion
17th January 2006, 03:36 PM
Haha dam spell check, Napoleon then.


Pedro: do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon: heck yes i would
Pedro: but what skills do i have?
Napoleon:well you have a sick bike, and your pretty good at hooking up with chicks...plus your the only guy in high school with a moustache
Pedro: that's true
Napoleon: if you need to use any of my skills you can, I'll do anything
Pedro: if i become the school president then you can be my secretary or something
Napoleon: Awesome!!

starion
19th January 2006, 12:58 PM
For all the napoleon fans

http://www.wimp.com/napoleon/

selk
19th January 2006, 01:42 PM
"treat others the way u liked to be treated"

crazy86
19th January 2006, 01:46 PM
Thou shal not steal http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

RobertoX
19th January 2006, 02:31 PM
in my mates 550cc alto kei car....

we were getting a parking fine for parking in a motorbike park...

dickhead parking inspector..

"you guys are f***ing morons, what the hell do you think you are doing? are you stupid, does it look like a motor bike to you?"

me: "well it has a motor bike motor"

DH: huh?

so funny at the time, but we got a $30 fine
lol

poh_86
24th January 2006, 04:35 PM
"i broke the dam"

ae71neo
24th January 2006, 04:46 PM
"No, i broke the dam"

poh_86
24th January 2006, 05:52 PM
hehe i broke the dam *cartman*

glad to see theres a few people who watched it last night http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif

86WANNABE
24th January 2006, 07:15 PM
A garden bed without flowers is like a life without dreams.

ae71neo
24th January 2006, 10:19 PM
"Its -700 thousand degrees outside"

Revan
25th January 2006, 03:16 PM
To live life you've got to learn to jump off cliffs...but in order to really learn life - you've got to jump off cliffs all the time, and build your wings on the way down.

crazy86
25th January 2006, 03:22 PM
When in Rome........ http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

ae71neo
25th January 2006, 03:27 PM
haha i know that...shit, whats that from?

ae86
25th January 2006, 03:28 PM
Youre damned if you do, and youre damned if you dont.

crazy86
25th January 2006, 03:29 PM
Anchorman http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/wink.gif

ae71neo
25th January 2006, 05:57 PM
Thats it! http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif

selk
25th January 2006, 06:10 PM
"street racers dont need girlfriends"

ae86
25th January 2006, 08:37 PM
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

Micknofx
25th January 2006, 09:03 PM
'We will raise you planets tempurate by 1,000,000 degrees every day for 5 days unless you give us Mc'Neal' -Lurr, ruler of omnicron persei 8

aaaaah
25th January 2006, 09:53 PM
i bent my wookie http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/sad.gif

selk
25th January 2006, 11:45 PM
"strap urself in & feel the g's"

ae86
25th January 2006, 11:51 PM
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

"Nobody snuggles with Max Power ... you strap yourself in and feel the G's"

selk
26th January 2006, 04:32 PM
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif lol
"tha doctor said my nose wouldnt bleed as much if I kept my finger outta there"

aaaaah
26th January 2006, 09:20 PM
there are 3 ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the max power way!

isn't that just the wrong way?

yes, but faster!

dream2drift
26th January 2006, 10:17 PM
saw it on the back of a car "turbos are nice but i'd rather be blown" not sure if i understand it properly...(insert confused face)

aaaaah
26th January 2006, 10:34 PM
blown means its supercharged http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/smile.gif

either that or he would prefer a blowjob

dream2drift
26th January 2006, 11:15 PM
my first thought was blowjob but i figured (or hoped) there was a car meaning to it. thanks for the clarification http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/smile.gif

selk
27th January 2006, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by aaaaah@Jan 26 2006, 08:20 PM
there are 3 ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the max power way!

isn't that just the wrong way?

yes, but faster!
damn http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif ROFL





"doesnt matter if u win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning"

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time "

lol

eastcoastdrifter
21st February 2006, 12:53 AM
"A recod laptime From a Car that Yielded Standard Turbos and Full Trim? thats more than an insult to injury. thats pure, unadulterated Humiliation." the Rotary tuning Legend Isami Amemiya

eastcoastdrifter
21st February 2006, 01:30 AM
“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime"

TRD-86
21st February 2006, 02:11 AM
PENIS BUTTER AND VAGINAMITE !!

Blood Child
21st February 2006, 02:45 AM
You give a man a fish, he eats for a day. You teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. If you ever, ever try to teach Chuck Norris about fishing then he will use your testicles as bait.

starion
21st February 2006, 11:21 AM
It smells like fresh vagina in here[/b]

KAWAII_hachi_roku
21st February 2006, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by eastcoastdrifter@Feb 20 2006, 11:53 PM
"A recod laptime From a Car that Yielded Standard Turbos and Full Trim? thats more than an insult to injury. thats pure, unadulterated Humiliation." the Rotary tuning Legend Isami Amemiya
re rx7 artical in autosalon?

20vtouge86
22nd February 2006, 12:19 AM
All my friends and i standing around my mates Cosmo at a drag day...
Young Noob lookin guy walks up...
"Nice you should put a 13b turbo in it tho...."
Everyone goes really quiet, young guy leaves...BAHAHAHAHAHA we break out in fits of laughter http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif

aaaaah
22nd February 2006, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by 20vtouge86@Feb 21 2006, 11:19 PM
All my friends and i standing around my mates Cosmo at a drag day...
Young Noob lookin guy walks up...
"Nice you should put a 13b turbo in it tho...."
Everyone goes really quiet, young guy leaves...BAHAHAHAHAHA we break out in fits of laughter http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif
bahahahahahaha http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

ae86hachiroku
22nd February 2006, 01:13 AM
"ya nanna"
"ya mum"

what classics.. bahahha

Ken

eastcoastdrifter
18th March 2006, 02:00 AM
1 out of 10 chance off pulling this off

10 out of 10 people die

I like my odds

dream2drift
31st March 2006, 11:44 AM
dream girl : Take me Garth!
Garth: okay but i am low on gas and you need a jacket.

waynes world 2

Blood Child
4th April 2006, 02:05 AM
it's got a better warranty. it won't break, even if an elephant steps on it. probably

verm69
4th April 2006, 11:54 AM
Chris: Hey Meg, Try to guess the word in my head... and it's not kitty...

Meg: i dont' know... Banana?

Chris: AH HA HA! it's kitty!!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[on the phone]
Chris: So, what are you wearing?
[pause]
Chris: Wow. I bet you can see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.

dream2drift
4th April 2006, 01:08 PM
Chris: Hey Meg, Try to guess the word in my head... and it's not kitty...

Meg: i dont' know... Banana?

Chris: AH HA HA! it's kitty!!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[on the phone]
Chris: So, what are you wearing?
[pause]
Chris: Wow. I bet you can see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.[/b]


http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif i think you watched the episode that i did the other night. i love the family guy http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/smile.gif

Wezz
13th April 2006, 07:25 PM
im sensing a real lack of hunter s thompson in here..

"can't stop here this is bat country"

if you dont know what im talking about get "fear and loathing in las vegas", the book or the movie, both are great!

also
"ingnorance is bliss "

SprinterTRD
13th April 2006, 08:57 PM
"Theres no such thing as an ugly woman,,, its just that some are better than others"

Vance
14th April 2006, 03:55 PM
here is a nice sexist one sorry ladies lol

"There is 1 woman whom fate has destined for each of us. If we miss her we are saved"

lol[/b]


bahaha thats a winner.



few simpsons ones.

Homer: Hi i'm Max Power.

Trent Steele: Hey great name Max

Homer: Thanks i got it off a hair drier.


Calm down Nedilidilyidly, They did there best shodidilyidily.

Gotta be nice, hospilidilidilyidi-oh HELL DIDILY DING DONG CRAP!! CANT YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!



Hello, could i trouble you for a drink?

Get out of here Homer.

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito...

ae86
15th April 2006, 02:55 AM
a quote i heard on a random tv show last week i thought was cool..

"Never wound something you cant kill."

Klutch
15th April 2006, 12:00 PM
The internet is serious business.

Blood Child
29th June 2006, 08:47 PM
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think"

KAWAII_hachi_roku
30th June 2006, 05:05 PM
a quote i heard on a random tv show last week i thought was cool..

"Never wound something you cant kill."[/b]
LOL !!! http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

Jesse86
30th June 2006, 05:57 PM
from chappelle show the p.diddy episode

p.diddy :" You cant just choke all your problems away.if i had my own way i'd just stay home all day watch scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich and have sex all day f**king day and then i'd dress up like a clown and suprise kids at schools.Then i'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and just wait till somebody sit in it ...just to hear it squish"

p.diddy :"alright the only way i'll open the studio up now,yall gotta walk up town to the bronx and get breast milk from a cambodian immagrint...i only drink the finest breast milks"

sharpie_13
30th June 2006, 06:15 PM
Homer: Hi i'm Max Power.

Trent Steele: Hey great name Max

Homer: Thanks i got it off a hair drier.[/b]
lol
i luv that
it took me so long to get it too i thought max power must have been a brand name i didnt get that it ment maximum power gosh im so stupid but its still mad

xero
2nd July 2006, 01:09 AM
"theres always a way.... "

francine: " hows your french toast dear?"
stan: smelly and ungrateful... but this american toast is great!"

ron burgandy: " you know what im going to punch you right in the ovaries, yep, right in the ol' baby maker..."

selk
2nd July 2006, 07:33 PM
"never touch a black man's radio boy"

xero
4th July 2006, 12:41 AM
homer: "this isn't one of those foney baloney get rich quick schemes, this time i know ill get rich!... and quick!.."

bart: " dad do you even have a job anymore?"
homer: " i think its obvious i dont..."

selk
5th July 2006, 07:49 PM
"chinese bamboo, very very strong"

boosted86
6th July 2006, 07:31 PM
Homer:"Marge, can i get a duck"

Marge:"You already have a monkey"

Homer:"....can he get a duck"

ae86_kiwi
6th July 2006, 07:38 PM
"Aahhh, they have the internet on computers now" - Homer

Yet another Simpsons Quote.

boosted86
6th July 2006, 07:48 PM
"On one of my many trips to the ground, i noticed Malloy wore sneakers...for sneaking"

boosted86
6th July 2006, 08:34 PM
"Hi Lisa, hi super nintendo chalmers..... i'm learnding"

ralph's a crack up http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

xero
7th July 2006, 09:55 AM
" the internet? is that thing still around?..."

rthy
7th July 2006, 02:10 PM
"is it ripe? can i squeeze it?"

boosted86
7th July 2006, 05:10 PM
"That's my swing set, that's my sand box....i'm not allowed to go in the deep end.....and that's where i saw the leprichaun ....he told me to burn things"

"There you go little girl"
"I'm a boy"
"That's the spirit, never give up"

"I eated the purple berries"
"How do they taste, good"
"They taste like...burning"

selk
12th July 2006, 08:43 PM
"me fail english thats impossible"

sharpie_13
12th July 2006, 08:46 PM
"hes sweating more than a pedafile at a wiggles concert"
dunno were the hell thats from lol

boosted86
15th July 2006, 06:37 PM
playing the pokies is like having unprotected sex, if you dont pull out in time you'll blow the lot

FLT LNR
15th July 2006, 11:44 PM
"aerodynamics is for people who can't build engines" - the late Enzo Ferrari

selk
17th July 2006, 09:27 PM
"people who live in glass house's shouldnt throw rocks"

anastasios
18th July 2006, 01:13 AM
havin showers in glass houses would be awkward

Blood Child
18th July 2006, 03:52 AM
havin showers in glass houses would be awkward[/b]
BAH! that's the only reason i would ever consider getting a glass house http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/2thumbs.gif

selk
18th July 2006, 08:45 PM
hopefully the girl next door lives in a glass house http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif

killjoy112
18th July 2006, 09:20 PM
pulls harder than a 15 year old with cable porn http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif

selk
18th July 2006, 10:46 PM
lol
"..thats the max power way"
"isnt that tha wrong way"
"yes but wit style"
fr the simspons i fink (correct me)

Konakid
21st July 2006, 11:58 PM
(Stewie from family guy)

" I say, Eminem and 50 Cent wouldn't know a proper lyric if it crawled up their arses and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation"

Beserker99
22nd July 2006, 04:56 AM
BYAHHH!!! - Dave Chappelle

driftae86
22nd July 2006, 04:34 PM
lol
"..thats the max power way"
"isnt that tha wrong way"
"yes but wit style"
fr the simspons i fink (correct me)[/b]

i think its

......"yes, but faster"

-homer simpson

mech`s blue
22nd July 2006, 06:04 PM
"the only thing you can trust in life is to not trust anything"

sprinter_adam
22nd July 2006, 09:35 PM
" U like to party? climb up my leg and have a ball "

selk
23rd July 2006, 07:35 PM
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lol
"..thats the max power way"
"isnt that tha wrong way"
"yes but wit style"
fr the simspons i fink (correct me)[/b]

i think its

......"yes, but faster"

-homer simpson
[/b]

cheers

PuGZoR
31st July 2006, 04:34 PM
From Scrubs:

Dr. Cox: Oh, I don't know, Bob. Here, I like to think I've accomplished plenty of things much more difficult than this. Why, just yesterday morning I somehow managed to hack into your voice-mail and change the outgoing message to, [slips into an excellent Kelso voice] "Hi, this is Big Bob. Why, I'm not in right now but, at the beep, leave your name and your penis size!"

Dr. Kelso: Perry, have you ever wondered why you've never risen above clinical staff at this hospital? I mean, come on, pal, who do you think the board listens to concerning promotions around here? Why don't I tell you after the beep?

Dr. Steadman: Beeeeeeep.

Dr. Kelso: Bob Kelso. Ten inches.

Kelso walks off; Steadman follows after, stopping only to clarify to Dr. Cox....

Dr. Steadman: It's like a baguette.

Never ceases to make me laugh.

lo_rolla
1st August 2006, 09:23 PM
This is from a friend of mine during a some what...interesting(?) conversation:

"As if you'd film yourself jacking off. I mean, I'd do it, but...."

selk
6th August 2006, 07:24 PM
Ralph- "i saw principle skinner & miss krabappel making babies, i saw one & it looked at me"

Dems
7th August 2006, 12:40 AM
"my Datsun 210 will be a drag demon and a monster for drifting."

boosted86
7th August 2006, 07:57 PM
Ralph- "i saw principle skinner & miss krabappel making babies, i saw one & it looked at me"[/b]

the baby looked at you? - Chief Wiggum

selk
7th August 2006, 09:35 PM
lol
'sara get me super nintendo chamers" ....sara wiggum puts in the number ......
"i love u sara"
lol

boosted86
8th August 2006, 06:48 PM
Marge-"I dont want to snuggle with Max Power"

Homer-"Nobody snuggles with Max Power, you strap your self in and
feel the G's

prosbo
8th August 2006, 07:04 PM
"You Do Twat With Chickens?!"

and somthing my brother inlaw always says when drunk.
"You got a pritty mouth for a fa66et"

selk
8th August 2006, 09:33 PM
"alright son im taking u to hooters"
nelson- " i dont want to bother mum at work"

GAKI86
15th August 2006, 11:07 PM
"My Toyota Is Great!!!"

Its Truth.. http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif

dirty_86
11th October 2006, 10:12 PM
Steve- "its just like rays room except we cnt smoke in here and theres not foxtel"
jace- " THIS AINT LIKE RAYS ROOM AT ALL!"

mrbigport
11th October 2006, 10:16 PM
Me: Hey bro, check out Chasers its funny ass. It's on fridays, 9:30 on ABC
Jace: Cool.. what day is it on again?
Me: Friday
Jace: What time wassit?
Me: 9:30
Jace: What channel is it on?
Me: ABC http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/dry.gif

That was just like homer asking what VIP stood for >_<

dirty_86
11th October 2006, 10:22 PM
jace : what colors the blue wire!

FLT LNR
13th October 2006, 02:59 AM
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

Happy Gilmore: You eat PIECES OF SHIT... for breakfast?????

Shooter McGavin: ..............................................NO!! !! I.... <storms off>

mattysshop
13th October 2006, 09:12 AM
'The hidiousness of that foot.. will haunt my dreams... forever...'

stinger_007
13th October 2006, 10:03 AM
Suprise C@ckfags!!

- Team America -

20vtouge86
13th October 2006, 11:20 AM
Talking to a mate with an FC RX7:

What the hell was your car revving out to?!!

I don't know... the tacho only goes to 9...

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