Shahzan
23rd April 2009, 04:10 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=150340050584&Category=128294
sorry for the ebay link... but its worth to see
ridiculous price
Bid: AU $40,291.00
Buy it Now: AU $91,337.00
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
Ridiculous amount
Crazy story
Quoting:
"I've had these plates for years but never displayed them on a vehicle, the idea came from some geezer with crazy eyes and wild hair in a DeLorean back in 1996 who I bought a couple pints for at an Irish pub who said that in 2003 someone would offer over $600k for these plates.
To my obvious dismay when 2003 came around I was only offered $450k for them, since that time I've been very suspicious of activity in my postcode and now have an army of garden gnomes protecting this secure investment portfolio from liberation.
I'm only selling them now because my youthful looks have faded - and while I was never a Johnny Pitt, I was still young and buff and charming enough to get away with meeting people in really dark clubs. Nowadays I'm left with terminal ugliness thanks to a feral bloodline and poor breeding, and don't like clubs anymore, so the money will be spent on either:
a) reconstructive facial surgery so that I might find someone to love me;
b) the ability to supply enough alcoholic beverages indefinitely to a girl who loves who I am underneath so she can deal with who I am on the surface
I've done the math - and for option A I will need about $40k to de-uglify enough to be able to approach a woman sort of confidently, for option B it depends on the kind of girl, but I'm assuming she won't be high-class needing good quality alcohol, so I calculate about 14 years of goons with a weekly bonus of a sixpack of Breezers will cost around $52k, but that's in todays dollar so to account for inflation and a buffer for likely alcopop taxes I would be looking at about $91k."
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/4/4/9/12431.jpg
so... anyone still interested to buy this? :hehe:
sorry for the ebay link... but its worth to see
ridiculous price
Bid: AU $40,291.00
Buy it Now: AU $91,337.00
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
Ridiculous amount
Crazy story
Quoting:
"I've had these plates for years but never displayed them on a vehicle, the idea came from some geezer with crazy eyes and wild hair in a DeLorean back in 1996 who I bought a couple pints for at an Irish pub who said that in 2003 someone would offer over $600k for these plates.
To my obvious dismay when 2003 came around I was only offered $450k for them, since that time I've been very suspicious of activity in my postcode and now have an army of garden gnomes protecting this secure investment portfolio from liberation.
I'm only selling them now because my youthful looks have faded - and while I was never a Johnny Pitt, I was still young and buff and charming enough to get away with meeting people in really dark clubs. Nowadays I'm left with terminal ugliness thanks to a feral bloodline and poor breeding, and don't like clubs anymore, so the money will be spent on either:
a) reconstructive facial surgery so that I might find someone to love me;
b) the ability to supply enough alcoholic beverages indefinitely to a girl who loves who I am underneath so she can deal with who I am on the surface
I've done the math - and for option A I will need about $40k to de-uglify enough to be able to approach a woman sort of confidently, for option B it depends on the kind of girl, but I'm assuming she won't be high-class needing good quality alcohol, so I calculate about 14 years of goons with a weekly bonus of a sixpack of Breezers will cost around $52k, but that's in todays dollar so to account for inflation and a buffer for likely alcopop taxes I would be looking at about $91k."
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/4/4/9/12431.jpg
so... anyone still interested to buy this? :hehe: