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    Default Women's lonely hearts ads

    What they really mean!

    Adventurous = slut
    Athletic = no tits
    30 something = 41
    Fun = Annoying
    Wild = Gets pissed easy
    Beautiful eyes = Face like a robber's dog
    Seeks knight in shining armour = Ex-Husbands a fucking nut job
    New-age = Hairy with smelly flange
    Head strong = Argumentative
    Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = Alcoholic
    Curvy = fat c*nt
    Cuddly = fat c*nt
    Likes eating out = Greedy fat c*nt
    Likes nights in = Lazy fat c*nt.
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    When i grow up I wanna be just like Uncle Frak Frak.

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    Remember guys, this is all based of Fraks personal experience, no unsubstantiated data here!
    You can have any brew you want... as long as it's a Datsun / Corolla / What is that?

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    I think it's always good to do indepth informative testing to make sure that all statements are true!

    so I better add another!

    Christian = religous fundamentalist

    I dated a chick many years back that was a full on religous nutter, it didn't last long as I wouldn't "join up"!
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    When i grow up I wanna be just like Uncle Frak Frak.

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    There's plenty of fish in the sea, too bad most of them have already been caught and thrown back in for a good bloody reason.
    You can have any brew you want... as long as it's a Datsun / Corolla / What is that?

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    hahahahahahahhahahahaha

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    so many annoying chicks these days
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    The ones John West rejected?

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    so true

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    LOL!!! that's a schnook salmon.....bit like a chick from Elizabeth!
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    LMAO!

    Some good ones there Frak.

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