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    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

    The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
    voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
    running shoes and a sign around her neck.

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
    sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

    Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing
    and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four
    days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
    delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day
    there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
    sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok
    running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you
    can have me'.

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
    shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the
    same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

    Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
    that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and
    calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.

    'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
    rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in
    years.'

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a
    huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and
    a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you are mine.'

    He lost 33 kilos that week.

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    thats a good one haha

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    hahahaha
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    lol thats great

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    nothing scares a man like potential anal rape
    Classic

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    saw that one comin haha

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    thats gold !! HAHA

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    bahahha... had a good laugh on that one.. cheers

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    yeah good one!
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    haha i actually laughed at the computer
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