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    lol @ anchorman quote.

    My fav is

    and the answer is yes,
    I have a nickname for my penis.



    It's called the Octagon.



    But I also nicknamed
    my testes.



    My left one
    is James Westfall,



    and my right one is
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

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    You ladies play your cards right you might get to meet the whole gang.

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    LOL - I dont know whats better anchorman quotes or the chick asking when you gonna let yourself tap that...

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    Yerp.
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    women cant tap, they slap instead.

    play your cards right and you wont get slapped
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    Chaos Theory: So when you gonna let me tap that?
    Random Bitty: Never?
    Chaos Theory: You say that now, but i know you want it. It's only a matter of time until you're begging for the cock.
    Random Bitty: You fucking sick fuck. I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. You wouldn't get any chicks with that fucking mouth. You're not cool. Not all girls like feeling like a whore.
    Chaos Theory: Who you trying to convince, me or yourself? You and i both know all girls like being treated like dirty little whores. why would you have a ten foot pole anyway, what the fuck have you been doing with it?
    Random Bitty: Getting away from you.
    Chaos Theory: You know why they make 11 foot poles? for the ones you wouldnt touch with a ten foot pole. Now when you gonna let me tap that?


    ***NO RESPONSE***

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    i think you can still get her

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    Quote Originally Posted by ke_70 View Post
    i think you can still get her

    lol!! she's playing hard to get, she's one of those biatches that want you to chase her
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    [QUOTE=Chaos Theory;211970]Chaos Theory: So when you gonna let me tap that?
    Random Bitty: Never?
    Chaos Theory: You say that now, but i know you want it. It's only a matter of time until you're begging for the cock.
    Random Bitty: You fucking sick fuck. I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. You wouldn't get any chicks with that fucking mouth. You're not cool. Not all girls like feeling like a whore.
    Chaos Theory: Who you trying to convince, me or yourself? You and i both know all girls like being treated like dirty little whores. why would you have a ten foot pole anyway, what the fuck have you been doing with it?
    Random Bitty: Getting away from you.
    Chaos Theory: You know why they make 11 foot poles? for the ones you wouldnt touch with a ten foot pole. Now when you gonna let me tap that?


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    lmao gotta love this
    2 in the pink 1 in the stink

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    update on my going ....... got a girl in mind but of couse she got no phone credit so wat the fuck is the point in having a phone
    2 in the pink 1 in the stink

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