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    Gah I cant get the images off my iPhone =.=

    I hate this thing

    It basically went;

    Me: Uni + work? That must be stressful. doing any sort of stress relief?
    Her: I was thinking about having sex with someone from my class... got anyone better in mind? (If you knew her, you'd know she was trolling. She's an innocent virgin)
    Me: Mmm maybe... Might I inquire as to a section of your schedule spanning five bars of a 2bar/30min book for an aerobic exercise consuming 26000 calories, generating 40degrees of heat and breaking the morals of all parties involved?
    Her: lol, way too much effort. Anyother ideas?
    Me: I'll tell you over pillow talk. When you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: When I get time, I'm busy, sorry...

    Hmmm TXT msgs need moar tone.

    Andddd as I was writing the above line, she msged me asking how lifes been and if i'm still with my gf.
    brb msging her / toasting in the MC thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicko View Post
    Bit of a Douchebag question to be honest

    You could have asked a lot nicer... And gotten a result.

    Niceness don't matter. Penis size matters.

    But it all depends on the girl..
    I could go meet up with this girl I met the other day, probably try the same line (IRL, prob couldn't txt it to her to get a good reaction) and get a result.
    Then again she's about a 3/10 so I guess that doesn't count.

    inb4 girl I was msging was a 2... she's about a 20 (split it and hit it twice).
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    i know i know she was one of those attenion whore kind of girls, i hate them.
    MOPAR or no car!

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    jacob you sound like a douchebag. dont chat up girls when you have a mrs
    stroked 2L ca18-ae86 in the build...eta xmas 2012?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johl View Post
    jacob you sound like a douchebag. dont chat up girls when you have a mrs
    I wouldn't call it chatting up. This girl and I go grab coffee / lunch all the time, told her I was trolling and now we're back to our normal convos.

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    Lol I read this entire thread and thought it was hilarious I pulled it on someone as soon as I could. Surprised how well it works

    Random chat which eventually lead to this about her at the gym

    Me : don't get too strong
    Her : why? Lol
    Me : so you don't look like a butch
    Her : id never let myself get that way
    Me : good, so when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her : haha, im not sure how to answer that
    Me easy! When?
    Her : yeh thats easy enough I guess, anytime you like

    Winner. something about those words are magical hahhaha

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    Lol and welcome back ken :p how I've missed you :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delazy View Post
    Lol and welcome back ken :p how I've missed you :p
    miss u too babe, when you gonna let me tap that? hahaha

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    In your dreams buddy...

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    Fuck me this is the most epic thread ive read BAR NONE!
    My fitter today pulled this one on a chick in the auto shop, not only did she have a boyfriend, but she let him pinch her nipple (actually nipple, not through shirt) and she is about 10 years older and smokin hot! All because we found this thread last night and had to try it out. Keep it up lads

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    Omg he touched a real female nipple!?!


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