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    Me: When you going to let me tap that?
    GF: You know im on my rags.
    Me: Oh yeah, fuck that. Ill ask *****.
    GF: FUCK YOU.
    Me: No thanks, your on your rags.

    Im in trouble now.

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    haha you sleeping in the gutter tonight

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    Haha, funny thing is, I have already been on a spare matress on the floor since tuesday night.

    Now its worse.

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    ohhahahahah locks changed and your shit is on the grass boy

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    Demand a BJ. Work the angles man. That sleeping on the spare mattress shit, that's fuct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aaron_86 View Post
    That sleeping on the spare mattress shit, that's fuct.
    Your telling me, its not even a proper mattress. Its a piece of foam that I cut up to fit in the back of my daily with half a cover on it.

    Anyone got a spare room/girlfriend?

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    matt your girlfriend fails, evict her from your house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matt99 View Post
    Beat me to it you twat. Haha.

    Mez, whats your number? You gon' be git some messagin'.
    Are you like serious? Cause I wanna be the only one!


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    Quote Originally Posted by matt99 View Post
    Your telling me, its not even a proper mattress. Its a piece of foam that I cut up to fit in the back of my daily with half a cover on it.

    Anyone got a spare room/girlfriend?
    sounds as if you chose the wrong time to attempt this

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    Quote Originally Posted by matt99 View Post
    Me: When you going to let me tap that?
    GF: You know im on my rags.
    Me: Oh yeah, fuck that. Ill ask *****.
    GF: FUCK YOU.
    Me: No thanks, your on your rags.

    Im in trouble now.
    Matt is the winnneeerrrrr

    hahaha

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