I was inspired by this thread to have a go. This is a girl I pashed at the family then nothing happened. I was drinking when I texted her and some of the stuff I wrote doesn't really make sense to me now.
Me : Hows it going? Are you heading out tonight?
Her: Hey good. And no it's tuesday, why are you?
Me : My house is having a turbo tuesday. I hear it's cheap and nasty. It's calling you. (<- why the fuxk did i write that?)
Her: What's a turbo tuesday lol .. Umm nar I gotta work early tomorrow lol
Me : It means doing something. So when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: Explainnnnn
Me : There's not very much to explain. You're hot, I'm an impressionable young man and you can guess the rest.
Her: Haha thats so random. Well you can keep dreaming buddy cause Im going to bed haha
Me : Alright, have some sweet dreams then. I'll see you around.
We sent some more messages after that but nothing interesting.
Remember, drinking and texting never go well together.
Fail.