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Thread: When you gonna let me tap that

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    True. However carrying on like a desprodo is not doing the "radom slayer" code any favours!

    U been out of the game way to long Richard.. Maybe you should just watch and wait for my picture txts..hehe

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    I was inspired by this thread to have a go. This is a girl I pashed at the family then nothing happened. I was drinking when I texted her and some of the stuff I wrote doesn't really make sense to me now.

    Me : Hows it going? Are you heading out tonight?

    Her: Hey good. And no it's tuesday, why are you?

    Me : My house is having a turbo tuesday. I hear it's cheap and nasty. It's calling you. (<- why the fuxk did i write that?)

    Her: What's a turbo tuesday lol .. Umm nar I gotta work early tomorrow lol

    Me : It means doing something. So when are you going to let me tap that?

    Her: Explainnnnn

    Me : There's not very much to explain. You're hot, I'm an impressionable young man and you can guess the rest.

    Her: Haha thats so random. Well you can keep dreaming buddy cause Im going to bed haha

    Me : Alright, have some sweet dreams then. I'll see you around.

    We sent some more messages after that but nothing interesting.
    Remember, drinking and texting never go well together.
    Fail.

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    they do for biggo

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    Yer but that kid is a super being of some sort of Tooheys mutant experiment!

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    beer turns biggo into some type of superhumanoid sexual monster

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    talking from experience rio

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    i hide in the tree outside biggos bedroom with a video camera. free actors for my internet porn business.

    biggo doesnt know it but hes a famous internet porn star. i gave him the name "Big O". the "O" being short for "Orgasm".

    he is known for giving the bitches in the movies the biggest multiple orgasms ever recorded on film.

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    that's my window, biggo's is the one next door.

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    no i know whos house is whos. i filmed you once thinking it might be worthwhile. that shit was just fucking embarrassing. i put up the vid in the "humour" section of my website

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    lol this thread makes me laugh every time
    ~KEEP DRIFTING FUN~

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