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this is why i havent bothered...
her: *sends hot pic of herself to my phone*
me: whoa! not bad. got more?
her: maybe later
me: so ive been wondering, when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: whenever you like
pretty boringly obvious that i was gonna get that responce. oh well
Fuck you.
You must be this George Clooney or Zac Efron looking bloke, unless you have a way with words.
im pretty good looking, about 8/10 but people say i have a silver tounge.
Whenever i meet a chick im very friendly but not too friendly, and never pushy or intimidating. I make sure i give them the impression straight away that im a nice friendly guy but have no intention of wanting anything sexual from them.
Then after im sure theyre convinced im a friendly guy i start making comments about how much i like them and then start flirting.
Works everytime unless they have a partner, then it only works 50% of the time......
I kid i kid! Im not a dog. I just tell them if i ever see them again ill say hello. Then i hope that the next time i bump into them theyre single.
2nded that approach, works 100%
... 90% of the time
Yep...
Fuckin lol. Im recently single (well, its been a couple of months of grieving, hating life etc) after a 5+ year relationship and back out meeting some people. Havent picked up or even thought about it but i've been getting hit on a fair bit lately, including from a couple of girl friends in my circle. Might have to give this a crack to see how it pans out. Its not as if i have any dignity or self respect left to lose at the moment.
Ill keep you posted