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    Ahh, im going to try and remember this joke someone told me the other day.

    So its like a primary school class, and the teacher asks the kids to say some 3syllable words, sally puts up her hand and she says beautiful. The teacher asks sally if she can you it in a sentence. You are a beautiful teacher says sally. Next warren puts up his hand, the teacher asks warren for his word.
    Urinate. Can you use it in a sentence?
    urinate miss but if you had bigger tits you would be a 10

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    ??? wah

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    "Urinate miss, but your would be better if you were a 10...."

    Your an 8 miss, but your would be better if you were a 10...

    Get it....
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    I see what you did there.

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    8 is pretty good..
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    haha.
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    so apparently i was wrong haha.

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    "urinate miss but if you had bigger tits you would be a 10"

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