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    what do u get when u cross a cat and a flower


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    huh...

    FTP.
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    whats with the drift rings? i know they are just a novelty but do they represent or signify anything?

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    When i was in year 8-9 one of my mates used to run around saying this:

    Whats the difference between a orange?

    A tractor because motorbikes dont have doors.

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    Lmfao!

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    um... i don't get it. please explain

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    There is nothing to get, It was something to make someone sit their scratching their head, whats the difference between an orange?

    There isnt 2 objects to compare so there is no difference.

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    of course. well it cetainly made me scratch my head. haha

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    A man is at the supermarket and asks for a senior discount.

    The lady wants to see his Seniors card but he left it at home, she ask him to unbutton his top few buttons on his shirt..

    It reveals a chest of silvery hair and she tells him only a senior can have hair like that and proceeds to give the discount.

    He gets home and tells his wife the story and she replies,
    'You should of dropped your pants, you would of got a disability discount too!'
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    I'm still lost with this one... can anyone come back & explain, pls...

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    ^^
    Serious? Oh lawd.

    Those random nonsense ones before, reminded me of something in Mad magazines or something, called No joke jokes. Just random shit put together in a statement.

    ie. I come from a town so small, the hooker wore a helmet!

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