would you like to hear a joke?

[Wally]

In short, they were camping, 1 woke up, woke other asking what can he see. They could see the sky. Someone stole their tent.

[AE86R]

ohh

[Wally]

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

[ThatsHowWeRoll]

oi if you went camping and woke up with a franger in ur ass would you tell anyone??

[Wally]

so you'd sleep through someone smashing you in the ass?

[ThatsHowWeRoll]

you got drunk etc etc...

[Wally]

i don't get what your trying to get at from all this hahaha.

[Wally]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"


The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"


The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - don't worry, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[ThatsHowWeRoll]

haha...


So its meant to go

'If you went camping and woke up with a franger in your ass would you tell anyone one??'

Most will answer No!

Then thats when you say 'We should go camping one day'....

....

[biggo]

Why does beyonce sing to the left, to the left?

Cos black people dont have rights!

geddit?