Reply With Quotethen the brother laughs and replies, mum said the exact same thing..
haha heard that one the other day
an elizabeth brother and sister just finished having sex,and the sister starts laughing .the brother says to the sister why are you laughing?she replies you fuk like dad
no offence to elizabeth i live there also thats why i used it haha
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then the brother laughs and replies, mum said the exact same thing..
haha heard that one the other day
Last edited by Rhys.; 10th January 2009 at 12:50 AM.
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back , licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks,and left!!!!
How do you know when a pornstar is finished filling his car up with fuel?
He takes the nozzle out and sprays petrol all over the car
Same sorta thing with:
What does it mean when a prosistutes nose starts running, Shes full.
A group of primary school kids, accompanied by two lady teachers, went to the horse races for the day, to see and learn about racing horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that one of the female teachers would take the girls and the other female teacher would take the boys over to the toilets.
The female teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the male toilets when one of the boys came out and said that they were haveing trouble reaching the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside and helped the boys by lifting them up to the urinal to urinate.
As she lifted one boy up she noticed that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not show that she was staring , the teacher said 'you must be in year 7'
"no, madam" he replied "i'm riding silver arrow in the 2.15"
^ dont get it
you don't get it!!!!
They're at the 'horse races'.......she picked up a jockey!!!!!!!!!
Jockeys = small people = mistook for student!
haha i get it, i want more laffs
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says
hello. He's rather taken aback because he
can't place where he knows her from.
;
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the
father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time
he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and
says, 'Are you the stripper from the
bachelor party that I made love to on the
pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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