Cop Stories.

[e7+20v=:)]

ain't getting re-newed track only

[dave2221]

imagine being at the servo 5 mins later....

You would have missed the cops, but they prob would have found you in the mountains are ream your bumhole.

[sam2306]

well today i had a lovely visit from the police at work, they came to inform me that im being fined as i was seen by an off duty police officer doing skids.
than they asked if i drove my car to work, i replied yes i did.
cop: can we have a look at the car?
me: i suppose
get out to carpark
cop: ahhh just as i remember it, its pretty low.
me:hmm
cop goes to stick finger in guard, but couldnt.
cop: this definately isnt legal height.
me: oh really, whats the legal height limit? i wasnt sure if it was too low.
cop: you know its too low, the guard is sitting on the tyre.
susses car for a couple of minutes, pulls my seatbelts out all the way to see if they retract, wobbles seat(which is a fixed back), checks lights, horn etc.
cop: tyres are a bit bold.
me: yeah, im pretty sure they are a street legal semislick, so they dont have much tread anyway.
cop: its still too bold though.

ended up getting defected for too low, seats not retracting, no horn and bold tyres.

####s.

[lolwat]

were you on private property??

[sam2306]

i was in a sprints carpark

[jay70]

got pulled over for rbt today, told the cop i didnt want to turn off engine because my battery is screwed, he told me to turn it off

pass breath and drug test and get my license back, car wont start.

me: can i get a jump?
cop: no

then he drives off. thanks bro

[sam2306]

^ what a heartless fuck

[Danzo]

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch

[sam2306]

^ perfect

[sam2306]

so you stand
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up