hahahahahahahahahaha
i pity thy who can hear my flutter
zing.
"your never gonna catch me, your wasting your time"
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speaking of getting caught, epic story. got pulled over one night and the coppa said to me when i said i could out run the cop car "you can out run the car mate, but you cant outrun the radio". pwnd by a coppa, epic fail by me.
then pwn him when he doesnt know where you are coz your so epically fast so he radios in the wrong location. then as he is driving the way he saw you take off, drive past him going the other direction sideways doing the peace sign out the window. thats a little something i like to call "pwning da 5-0!"
love your work. makes me wet
xo
had a mate tell me a story, he was down at the water front doing what the homos do, and he had a mate in a black mr2 who was doing dois and crap, cops came round like 5 mins later, and are saying, we have reports blah blah blah and the fella says what ever we have been parked here chatting for over an hour, the cop then says, well then you wont mind if i check to see if your bonnet is still warm, walks up to the mr2 and puts his hand on the bonnet, they are all laughing their fucking asses off, and he goes my mistake and walks off.
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oh wonderful. its good when its them getting fucked up for once. not that i have anything against cops. there are just a few douches that make them seem worse than they are. same reason us people that drive or cars on the road properly get fucking analed because of a few dick sticks that drive like morons.
Had a similar experience a few years ago when i was gay, the police came into this cinema car park to investigate dounuts/burnouts, we were parked & the cop starts touching my front tyres
is it to late to get in or wat
~KEEP DRIFTING FUN~