lol
ive got none
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.
Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from
small children. The other is used to hold groceries.
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A. Whenthe big hand touches the little hand.
Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video
Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10
years?
A: Michael Jackson
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound
racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears
any more
allegations about little boys, the Pope says
he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house...
They found class A drugs in his kitchen,
Class B drugs in his living room and
Class 5C in his bedroom.
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their
new
baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long
before
We can have sex?" "I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor
replies.
What does MIchael Jackson and Maccas have in common....
Both like to stick their meat between 2 year old buns
Michael Jackson was lost at sea once....
They found him on a bouy
what's brown and found in babys diapers?
michael jacksons hand.
Q:What's the difference between michael jackson and a jockey?
A:Jockeys are supposed to ride 4 year olds.
Q:What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A:Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson fucks little kids in the ass.
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night?
A. Hanson.
Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: Michael Jackson slumber party.
"It was strange to see Michael jackson dangling a baby over a balcony...normally he just tosses them off"
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
A: Acne waits until you are 13 before it comes on your face.
Q:What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
A:They both sneek into little kids bedrooms at night,and leave with empty sacks!!!
I started the ball rolling...
Not member #1 anymore
lol
ive got none
ROFL, cracker, these seem to be doing the rounds at the moment..
Why hesitate when you can accelerate???
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rofl they are so funny
bahahahaha
lol, this one was on toymods, it made me crack up when i read it... but its pretty bad at the same time 0_o
ahhaha
What do MJ and Schapelle Corby both have in common?
They both blame it on the boogy!
i dont get it
boogy board.....
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