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    "Hanging with Zoo Zoo was like masturbating with a cheese grater. Slightly amusing but mostly painful"

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    That reminds me of a quote from Stephen in 2DMAX in the article about the Monaro, I dont have it with me but it went something like...

    "Being beaten by the Monaro was like being beaten to death by the Swedish womens beach volleyball team..... embarassing but not entirely unpleasant."

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    i love u
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    Look fhqwgadshg, can I just call you fhqwhgads? Look fhqwhgads, I'm sorry to say but the feeling's not mutual. Mainly because of your long freakin' name. I mean in the time it took me to say your name I coulda done all kinds of stuff. Like paint a picture of a guy with a big knife….. Whoa, in fact, I'm gonna get started on that right now.

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    "F*@king Windows 98, Get Bill Gates in Here, You told us Windows 98 would be better, faster and much Improved, Well *BANG*

    Cheers

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    lol, i use to have them on my school hard drive, use to drive my teacher insane

    Cheers

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    this prob been mentioned, but i love the

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    **do do do** "the finger's you have used to dial, are too fat, if you like to obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now".

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    People are allowed to puff, so dont believe in anything.

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    On 'clutches'

    'Kick it like you dont want the baby'

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    On a Taiwanese picnic rug

    "Not to be used for protection against tornado's"

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