when traveling from point A to B, you subconciously (??) plan a route consisting of as many corners as possoble
and you make silly online signals like this
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/-KAMBA-\
((u-D(( manlove
and say thinks like FTW and FTL and 111111111eleven alot
How bout ... "You might be an 86 owner if....."
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You might be an 86 owner if...you have zip ties holding your car together.
You might be an 86 owner if... your seats are ripped.
You might be an 86 owner if... you start threads about your seats being ripped.
You might be an 86 owner if... you rag on FF cars all day cause you think that your car is superior for some reason
You might be an 86 owner if... your front lip is scratched and droopy on one side
You might be an 86 owner if... your front bumper cost more than your purchase price of your car.
You might be an 86 owner if... you freak out if someone messes up your rattle can flat black
You might be an 86 owner if... you dont wash your car you just lay down more spray paint
You might be an 86 owner if... you get seen and then end up on the "spotted" section on this website and people asking who that was.
You might be an 86 owner if...Your passed by all the fast cars.... THEN the slow ones.
You might be an 86 owner if...The honda ricers try to "drift" corners when they see you
You might be an 86 owner if... You pour blood sweat and tears into your car, have built a fairly competent machine, and won't allow anything to break becuase you are on top of the maintenance and repairs.
You might be an 86 owner if... you laugh at people who say their 86 is broken all the time.
You might be an 86 owner if... you know your car ISN'T fast, but it doesn't matter on fucking bit to you.
You might be an 86 owner if... when your RPM is around 6K doing 65mph
You might be an 86 owner if... you're constantly on the hunt for an uncracked black dash or good condition black interior bits.
You might be an 86 owner if... you actually say eight-six and not eighty-six.
You might be an 86 owner if... your car is actually really fast, but doesn't have any bling on the outside.
You might be an 86 owner if... you think Falken Azenis in 14" are really good tires, so good that you have three completely new sets sitting in the basement.
You might be an 86 owner if... you can actually drive the car slowly, so that ricers can do burnouts and beat you to a drag race, because you believe that racing belongs on the track.
You might be an 86 owner if... you post on this site
You might be an 86 owner if... you'd rather have a SOHC motor that puts 50 hp to the rear wheels than a DOHC VTEC that puts 130 to the front.
You might be an 86 owner if... your car is constantly under construction.
You might be an 86 owner if... you consider removing the interior as a "Performance upgrade".
You might be an 86 owner if... you have a savings account just for car parts.
You might be an 86 owner if... your always broke!
You might be an 86 owner if... your driver side fender is bent in from ur door.
You might be an 86 owner if... you chase down grannies 86 asking if she'd sell it.
You might be an 86 owner if... ur constantly treating rust.
You might be an 86 owner if... you have to GUESS how much fuel is actually in the car