You: OMGZ HAI
Stranger: Hey
You: ASL?!
Stranger: 18 m tx
You: OMGOMGOMG m2
Stranger: are you gay
You: lyke totally
Stranger: YESSSS
You:
You: Lets make sex
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: do you want to cyber
You: hell yeah
Stranger: hehe cool
You: what kind of droid are you?
Stranger: huh?
You: Im a sex crazed battle droid
Stranger: what?
You: you unravel your optic link cable
Stranger: WHAT!
You: I turn on my cyber generator and enable cookies
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You: i just realised, if i dont pretend to be a girl everyone disconnects
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haha so true ^^^
Revive.
Stranger: Im pretty sick guy
You: Im pretty fly guy
Stranger: i just develpped a plan to kill my neighbor
You: Aww yeah
Stranger: developed* bad spelling im eating..
You: Gunna put it in their ass when your done?
Stranger: she's a huge whore
Stranger: of course
Stranger: the mother and daughter
You: And your a skinny little white guy that she wouldnt put out too?
Stranger: there's also a faggot
Stranger: who puts some fags disco musics
You: Are you the faggot?
Stranger: no, you motherfucker
You: I fucked your mother, your right
Stranger: i would kill you for that statement you piece of shit
Stranger: you know what i'll do with u
You: Beg me to give it to you in the ass?
You: I thought so, faggot
Stranger: u seem like the guy who deserve to get extracted his gut from the anus
Stranger: you motherfucker prick
You: Sounds like an adventure, but your not man enough for the job
Stranger: I would snatch off 1 of ur eye and take it closer ur asshole to see how i do it
You: Your out of your fucking league, son take it back to primary school
Stranger: FUCK YOU AND STFU RIGHT NOW IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO COME AT UR HOUSE AND STAB U TO FUCKING DEATH!!! DEAD, REST IN THE RED!!
Stranger: FUCK UUUUU!!!
You: Hmmm...
You: Come to my house, Ill bend you over
Stranger: Wtf you take me for? a joke???
Stranger: Do you think I'm a fucking bastard simply chatting on the internet??
Stranger: Do you think I won't track YOUR GOD DAMN IP and really come??
Stranger: Are you smoking crack??
You: I invite you pal
You: Come to my house
You: Ill be waiting
Stranger: okay
You: We will see who's smoking crack
You: Good day sir
You: Bag of dicks.
Stranger: Fuck you
Stranger: I know where you live faggot
You: You would want that hey faggot
You: Yeah so does everyone else
You: Adios Muchachos
Seriously?
You're a top bloke.
come on, he told him he is going to kill his neighbour and then got trolled hard. i found it funny
Originally Posted by ae86
bag of dicks did it for me haha.
Got heaps of screenshots from the video chat. When my mates come round we get on the drink and jump on it good for tha lulz
This bloke was doing the truffle shuffle hahaha
Last edited by Kevspec; 2nd November 2011 at 11:05 PM.
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You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 24 f China
Stranger: u?
You: same!
You: nah, 19 m botswana
You: so, do you play wow? gold farmer?
Stranger: wow
You: yeah
Stranger: i sometimes play
You: cool
Stranger: but not too much
Stranger: lol
You: cool story bro
You: needs more dragons
Stranger: yeah
You: I like dragons
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: 21/m/usa, u?
You: hello
You: 19/f/aus
Stranger: nice
Stranger: whatcha up to today/tonight? whichever it is there
You: not much just finished working on my car!
You: it skates 3rd now does yours?
Stranger: i don't know what that even means
Stranger: haha
You: what car do you drive?
Stranger: ford contour
You: Whhaaaat!!!!! thats a poofs car! i heared when u buy one of them u get a free bag of dicks
Stranger: yeah, i was nice and gave them all away to my girl friends though
Stranger: they appreciated it
You: what did u do with your bag?
Stranger: luckily it was one of those paper grocery bags with all hard dicks sticking out like loaves of bread
You: thats nice!
Stranger: not like a plastic bag filled with what appears to be chicken parts
Stranger: ya know?
Stranger: they had a lot of fun with said dicks
You: do u like dick in the ear?
Stranger: i'm gonna go now
Stranger: have a nice day/night
You: fag!
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