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[Felix]

This was creepy

Stranger: I drive a Hyundai actually
You: fair enough
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 20
You: same
You: bizzare
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: guy
Stranger: I too, am Male
You: you must be a girl, considering you drive a hyundai?
Stranger: What do you do for a living
You: wrong again lol
You: project manager
Stranger: nah...its a good car, koreans know how to make em
Stranger: like what sort of project manager?
You: construction
You: you?
Stranger: ahh right
You: what do u do?
Stranger: I'm at uni, studying business/law
You: sunshine coast uni?
Stranger: QUT
Stranger: in the city, I commute or stay with friends in brisbane
You: jesus
You: i go to qut
You: this is creepy
Stranger: just a little eh

[AE86R]

Stranger: WANNA CYBER???
You: Please read the following and answer the following questions, Failure to do so will result in a investigation into your current involment in this Terrorist/Crime Affilated site.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation is now logging a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to the USA, National Terrorist and Crime Database. Please wait while memory Ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database. FBI Division 203-45 USA, Washington State. Department 32. You will now be connected with a FBI Consultant.
You: You are now connected with Elliot O'Riley Badge number 3294-20.
Stranger: Hi
You: May i ask your name Sir?
Stranger: Bruce Donnison
You: Sir Where are you currently located?
Stranger: in my lounge room
You: No, Sir where is your current position?
Stranger: sorry i live in usa, seattle
Stranger: can i ask why you are doing this
You: Sir, You have no right to question an FBI agent, please participate.
Stranger: okay sorry i just wanted to know should i tell my mom
You: Sir, Please participate, you may do what you want. I will now ask you a series of questions.
Stranger: okay
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 19
You: Do you own any Motor Vehicles?
Stranger: no i only have a bike
You: What bike is it Sir?
Stranger: its a helix
You: Chassis Number?
Stranger: i dont know its off ebay i have all the papers its not stolen well the guy that i got it off got it new
You: Sir, do you still live with your parents?
Strangers: yes only my mom
You: How old is she?
Stranger: like 41
You: Sir tell your mother i want to blow in her mouth.
Stranger: I KNEW THIS WAS A LIE STFUU REDNECK
You: Sir this is no joke.
Stranger: okay but then why did you say that?
You: Cause i want to fuck your mother Sir.
Stranger: this is a lie i knew it
You: SIR.
Stranger: okay im sorry but can you stop saying that
You: I will fuck your mum till she cant feel her vagina Sir.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vance]

gold^

[JUG-HEAD]

hahahah this is quality stuff

[Clinton]

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[JUG-HEAD]

^^lol

[ke70dave]

i found this amusing

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: that was quick!
You: how it goin
Stranger: good
Stranger: u
You: no complaints at this end of teh internet
Stranger: lol
Stranger: female?
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wonder what woudl have happened if i said yes

[all torque]

This thing has been amusing me for most of the afternoon.

Stranger: Your appointment with FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
You: Excellent.
You: Make sure he knows I'm not going to back down.
Stranger: Oh yes. Most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the Ambrosia vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.
You: He always was like that.
You: Even in college
Stranger: We have other problems.
You: Yes?
You: Is it the project?
Stranger: The augmentation project?
You: of course the augmentation project!
Stranger: The secondary unit should be online soon. It's currently undergoing preparations and should be operational within six months. If necessary, the primary will be terminated.
You: deus ex was a rad game
Stranger: i reckon
Stranger: I thought you didnt know what i was talking about
You: nah

[Axentrik]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: im a 13 year old girl
Stranger: asl?
You: why am i bleeding
You: can you tell me why im bleeding from my vagina
You: am i sick?
You: i hope i dont die
You:

[breno]

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