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    Default What has 8 legs and lives under your sun visor????


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    driving down the street yesterday.....


    flipped down the sun visor....

    then OOOOOHHHH FUCK

    just stopped in the middle of the street and hopped out.... it is his car now.

    he moved to the back so i tried to find him... nope..... so i put the shit back in my car and went to pick a mate up.

    he saw the spider so we stopped again..... tried to get him with the umbrella..... missed.....

    made a brake to the local shop..... purchased 1 can-o-mortein and used half of it in the car on the side of the road.

    assumed dead so made a dash for home.

    pulled driver seat out, rear seats out and as i was unbolting amps..... he came out from UNDER THE FUCKING PEDALS.

    so basically unleased the rest of the can of mortein on him and killed him good and dead.

    not a huge spider, but big enough to scare the shit out of you when you flick the sun visor down and he is right in front of your face.


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    haha, i had the same thing once but a little different, i used to have a ford fairmont, and was munging down the highway at like 140 with both front windows down and this huge spider crawled out from behind the dash up the windscreen and stopped like right above where if he fell he would land on my lap, and just chilled there, and im like god damn it, freaky shit walking on glass with wind bellowing in, i pulled over up the road and grabbed him and threw him out. had like convulsing shivers for like 30 seconds.
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    i once had 1 of those suckers crawl on my arm while i was driving down the road in my van.
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    yeah, so you know what i mean haha

    took me 3 hours to get the fucker out

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    same thing happened to me once. i had a bottle of injector cleaner in the centre console so i clobbered him and he legged it. next day i saw him squashed in the door jam. better luck next time

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    hmm..

    all this talk about spiders in cars
    i have a few cobwebs around varius suspension bits and a few in my doors...


    im buying lots and lots and lots of mortein later.

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    you should eat them they are high in protien and taste mighty fine.

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    Serious? Little bastards aren't that damn scary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breaka View Post
    Serious? Little bastards aren't that damn scary!
    They are when you're arachnaphobic.

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    i had one crawl out of the end of my handlebars when i was cruising around on my pushy onto my arm. i crashed.
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