driving down the street yesterday.....


flipped down the sun visor....

then OOOOOHHHH FUCK

just stopped in the middle of the street and hopped out.... it is his car now.

he moved to the back so i tried to find him... nope..... so i put the shit back in my car and went to pick a mate up.

he saw the spider so we stopped again..... tried to get him with the umbrella..... missed.....

made a brake to the local shop..... purchased 1 can-o-mortein and used half of it in the car on the side of the road.

assumed dead so made a dash for home.

pulled driver seat out, rear seats out and as i was unbolting amps..... he came out from UNDER THE FUCKING PEDALS.

so basically unleased the rest of the can of mortein on him and killed him good and dead.

not a huge spider, but big enough to scare the shit out of you when you flick the sun visor down and he is right in front of your face.