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    Default Anyone wants 'WTF' number plate? its for sale in S.A


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    http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....ategory=128294
    sorry for the ebay link... but its worth to see

    ridiculous price
    Bid: AU $40,291.00
    Buy it Now: AU $91,337.00

    Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

    Ridiculous amount
    Crazy story
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    "I've had these plates for years but never displayed them on a vehicle, the idea came from some geezer with crazy eyes and wild hair in a DeLorean back in 1996 who I bought a couple pints for at an Irish pub who said that in 2003 someone would offer over $600k for these plates.

    To my obvious dismay when 2003 came around I was only offered $450k for them, since that time I've been very suspicious of activity in my postcode and now have an army of garden gnomes protecting this secure investment portfolio from liberation.

    I'm only selling them now because my youthful looks have faded - and while I was never a Johnny Pitt, I was still young and buff and charming enough to get away with meeting people in really dark clubs. Nowadays I'm left with terminal ugliness thanks to a feral bloodline and poor breeding, and don't like clubs anymore, so the money will be spent on either:

    a) reconstructive facial surgery so that I might find someone to love me;
    b) the ability to supply enough alcoholic beverages indefinitely to a girl who loves who I am underneath so she can deal with who I am on the surface

    I've done the math - and for option A I will need about $40k to de-uglify enough to be able to approach a woman sort of confidently, for option B it depends on the kind of girl, but I'm assuming she won't be high-class needing good quality alcohol, so I calculate about 14 years of goons with a weekly bonus of a sixpack of Breezers will cost around $52k, but that's in todays dollar so to account for inflation and a buffer for likely alcopop taxes I would be looking at about $91k."



    so... anyone still interested to buy this?

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    lol just read the payment methods:
    >>direct deposit, PayPal, McDonalds bags full of cash.
    seems the guy has a sense of humor. but seriously, who'd pay that much money for a license plate? I prefer my random letters and numbers

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    Seems like a bargain compared to the guy who wanted $400k for DOTCOM

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    HOE 89 > WTF.

    I'm so sick off seeing number plates like the one I made above.

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    personalised plates are fucking gay.
    RT142 Estate.

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    I want one that says PENIS.
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    im thinking about getting gbm70 is business style plates, so when the cars all done and painted it looks sweet.

    but only if somehow i have excess money which i doubt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Konakid View Post
    personalised plates are fucking gay.
    those aren't personalised plates, they're custom...

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    Q: I will give you $20 and a Mars bar for the plates and i can throw in a Cockatoo??
    A: Do you mean the homosexual bar on Gouger St? I'm sure it already has a cockatoo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by squish_m8 View Post
    those aren't personalised plates, they're custom...
    Meh, same shit

    Im sick of seeing lame numberplates everywhere.

    Like i saw [CX7] on a mazda cx7 the other day, when the badge on the boot says it less then 25cm to the right, i think everyone fucking knows that its a cx7 but thanks for pointing it out anyway?
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