dont mind them must be 3.30-itis in advance... and or stale donuts that made them do unwanted great justice..
Hi Lads....
Just returned home from work and was stopped by the local popo...
First thing they do is ask me about my indicator (thats isn't working) And I ecplain thet it works 99% of the time and for some reason when its cold it cracks the shits and just makes a gay buzzing noise... I don't think they beleived me...
Anyway... Chimes on anout how I've got 24hours to fix it and what not
And then he's into me....
Is there any reason you were goin so fast..??? HUH.. I was doin 60...
Yeah right mate we heard you coming and then saw you cut the corner...
Could issue you with a 350 dollar fine for that... ( can't beleive they would pin someone for cuttin a corner at 2:30 in the morning, I also don't think I cut it either)
Your lucky I didn't have they patrol car parked the other way... We would have had you for speeding too...
MATE I WAS DOIN 60... Why the fuck would I speed around this part of the road when you guys were in THE EXACT SAME SPOT yesturday...
Listen MATE... we heard you coming... YOU WERE SPEEDING...
( I own a manual V8 with a single 3inch) OF CORSE YOU HEARD ME COMING...
ITS 2:30 in the morning..... You could hear a bat fart...
Soo thats my rant... Just had to get that out cause RUDE COPS wind me up...
dont mind them must be 3.30-itis in advance... and or stale donuts that made them do unwanted great justice..
Cops just think they are that much better then everyone, But not all, sometimes you get a good one whos into cars and they talk to you about it..
aussie cops FTL
we need real police.
i had my phone stolen in a class of like 20 people, one of them was known for stealing phones. nothing was done (1000 dollar phone) and yet they will pull me over cos my car had shiny wheels. retards.
its sad but even cops hate the career beat cops. there needs to be a split between police duties and road patrol... like haveing sherrifs or something. least then you would know who to tar with the brush
RIP Carly - a smile to light the world.
06/07/2011
cops are just normal people, sometimes they're nice, other times they're a$$#0135. I think the ones that are as****** are just that because they're immature enough to go on power trips over owning badge that says you're a minion of the law.
Eat. Sleep. ... Eat?
been there done that. get it all the time...
yer "coppers coppers punch them in the face!"
but yer there are some nice ones, the cop who defected me for the 2nd time (yer not so nice i guess) was actually a real good bloke, but yer there are other cunts like when i got pulled once they thought i had drugs in my pocket... turned out that was actually my hand lol. and when i got done defected the first time the cop was a bit of a prick and thought i was on drugs... (wtf is with me and drugs??) anyway, least you got off easy man
I had a cop give me a verbal caution for driving without a licence. Said If my car moves from where it is before the morning, he is going kick my ass.
Country cops ftw.
WTF are you retarded???
so you would rather, be pulled over and:
- have a cop immediatly assume that you are carrying a firearm
- already have his pistol drawn as he approaches your car
- remove you from the car and search it for drugs whilst you are handcuffed sitting in the gutter
all for a minor traffic offense such as 5 kms over the limit or rolling through a stop sign....??????
australian police are ok thanks.....
i dont see what the problem is here......there wasnt even a fine issued. surley the cop cant be that much of an asshole, he didnt even fine you.
replace your flasher unit and it will probably fix your indicators