Stupid people

[nathanhann]

The other day i was at a mates house and i was stirring him up and he turned around and said stop or ill KNOCK YOU THE FUCK UP, me and my mates just laughed and i said why don't you go say that to a chick you might have half a chance.

The idiot then said why would i wanna knock up a chick.

We had to explian to him what he just said because he didnt know what knocked up meant lol.


Have any of you's got any stupid mates that say stupid stuff like 1 of my mates? or am i the only 1? lol

[verm69]

i got a tattoo saying "Live", as in "don't kill me, i want to live"

my mate was adimant that it said live as in "live in concert"

i said no, it's live (the kill live)

he told me i was stupid and thats how you spell live (in concert)... L I V E...

i said "you also spell live (death) that way"

"no you don't you idiot!"

he kept goining on until another mate of ours came and backed me up





if thats makes sence

[Bustin_86]

not really, it makes sense though.

heh heh

[gunbz-r]

try a dislexic irishman as a mate thats funny, and he can't hold his drink. once told me bout havin a go with his cuz, ye that kinda go. thats a stupid mate

[Klutch]

^hahahah

Edit: Laughing at bustins joke.

[yoshimitsu9]

ive said it before so ill say it again for humour sake.

back when my mate owned his VR SS which he thought was the sickest thing going around even though it was a clagged out bit of shit as in it wouldn't be any quicker than a 16v 4age sprinter.

one day he says to me along the lines of

"aw man you should have seen this awsome drift i did today"

i immediately replied with

"commodores don't drift, they power slide"

after that there were many laughs between another mate and i


i mean seriously, if commonwhores could drift why would >1/2 of us own sprinters?

here endeth the story

[Clinton]

most people on here don't have boat lisences

[Roku_70]

this thread reminds me of a mate in my car when driving up to see a crusty demons show last year... we was talking about religion and the theories of the 'beginning of the world' and one of my mates said... do you guys believe in 'the big bang'? the other one replied... "the big bank??? i have never seen that show, what are you talking about" you really had to be there, but it was really funny and we still talk about it now lol

[sprinters_r_mad]

i don't necessarily have stupid mates, but at times (like everyone) they say some stupid shit

for example

i work at coles with a close mate, we were on an hour lunch break, just eating away and chatting about life

then all of a sudden he gets a little buzz of excitement and goes "OHHHH i get it now"
i was like, "ahhhh u get what?" and he goes "i finally understand what 'afternoon' means"

"WTF?"
then he says "they call it 'afternoon' coz its after 12pm which is noon"

i was like "r u serious?"

it was one of those times where u kinda stare at them blankly for a minute because u can't believe their level of stupidity at that time

[GAKI86]

me, unfortunate enough having to sit next to a full bore dumbcunt everyday..

everyone was talkin about a horrendous accident where it involved a bike postey and a truck, the postey got decapitated with his helmet intact...

the dumbcunt next to me asked me if he was alright..

i was like OMFG dude!!! are you that fkin stupid!!!! the guys head is 10 meters away from his body!!!

in return he said something quite stupid like "but yea!! you can stay alive for like 40 seconds!!!"

i said man your a fuckin idiot..


and another a co worker of mine had his keys locked in his car yesterday.. then theres this dumbcunt(cousin to the one above) came up to and said "NOW IS THE BEST TIME TO GET YOUR KEYS CUT EY!!?"