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    Dr Karl, do you think it is wrong to wax a car/bike over and over, even if there is no use of said vehicle between waxing? will a lack of waxing car/bike lead to increase masturbation?

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    Dr Karl, why is it when you have a piss that the piss stream rotates thru 360degrees?
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    There are many theories. I donot subscribe to any in particular. Some say that it will when the sun burns out, it may take millions of years so don't hold your breath. Others say we be our own undoing and nuke the planet. Maybe when the Stig returns to earth. Interesting is the theory to the ancient Mayan Calander which mysteriously stops in December 12, 2012... why? Is the answer in the stars? Who knows, who cares.
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    Yes, you'd be a regular fixture. Like Big Red on Letterman.

    Your friend is a kiddy fiddler and can't keep his hand to himself. He needs to find a girlfriend to wax his car/bike/balls.
    I will find a graph from a recent study showing the inversely proportional relationship between lack of waxing and increased wanking.



    Coriolus effect. It turns the other way in the northern hemisphere.
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    DR Karl, you are truly wise, I imagine you have been in the presence of GREAT wisdom and intelligence in your time, especially in the last 10 years or so.
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    Dr Karl, why are tits so good? do you think this has something to do with being breastfed as a kid?
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    Firstly, it was siamese beachwood and you seperated the twins. Sticks closely related to worms. You could cut them in half they will keep going and do what worms do. This process could be repeated almost indefinately.

    If you suck normally, she'd give you 1 cylindrical drinking apparatus, as you have to suck harder, she took the initiative to give you 2. Since the Vanilla malt shake is more viscous than regular milk it requires forced induction. The second straw acts as a turbo and boosts your sucking power by a factor of 200%. As you now have twice the atmospheric pressure to withdraw the liquid.
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    Yes I understand things on a higher level, I studied a Doctorate of PhB.

    Tits FTW. Yes it's a genetic trait that is nurtured during infantcy. Bottle fed babies turn out to be homo's as the bottle is a phallic symbol.
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    Dr Karl,

    I was reading the paper at smoko this morning, one story was about tourisum and had a nice picture of a happy couple enjoying one of the eastern states finer beaches. The thing is, one of the said happy couple had a "fanny pack." Biggo wishes to know what is included in a so called "fanny pack?"
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    Biggo was the fanny pack in question made primarily of leather, or fluro coloured nylon? And was it the only thing they had on?
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