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    Free to ANYONE. 1x 5ME, The best performance engine Toyota have ever brought out ever. Bar None.

    Never driven to redline or raced at all, straight out of a 90 yr olds weekly milk runner, recient rebuild and head serviced 2 weeks before driftfest zero 2,
    .65 mm taken of the head so you know shes ruler straigh now yo.
    Tapets re-adjusted, giving this stable of 1000 horses the ability to start.
    Distributer adjusted to correct position for said 1000 horses of maximum fun time happy power.

    Spark plugs.

    Has Brand New Thermostat, only 1 km old. May work, not sure.

    comes with inbuilt steam whistle from factory.

    Has never ever let go once, ever. Jack



    Perfect for that car enthusiast looking for that special engine for their next classic build
    Ever wanted to own an alfa? well this is the engine for you, make any car as reliable as an alfa
    Got that special someone in your life that has everything, but doesnt know they want a 5M?
    Does your mother in law want a new coffee table? This engine + a sheet of ply wood would give any home a touch of class it so desprately needs.
    Accidently cheated on your girlfriend with her hotter, skinnier and abundently perkier younger sister? nothing says it wasnt my fault, like an imaculate 5M
    Got a neighbours cat that wont stop Shitting in your garden? replace said cat with this 5M and listen to that sweet inline six purr, they'll never know the difference.
    Boss a fan of novelty paper weights?
    Sick of tailgating drivers? Nothing says fuck off like a 5M chained behind your car while screaming down the freeway.
    Daughter want a pony for chrismas? Saddle this bad boy up and watch her smile with glee for hours on end as she rides ol, 5M off into the sunset.
    Sick of working for a living? Just pick this one man lift, compo despenser up at your workplace and watch miraculously as the government pay your wage for the rest of your life from your very own wheelchair

    WD40 has 101 uses? well butter my nutsack and call me sally this bitch has 102 uses!

    not convinced?

    1. Hood ornament
    2. Table
    3. Chair
    4. Pet for slow child
    5. Date, for losers
    6. umbrella stand
    7. sledgehammer
    8. Book end
    9. Crane counterweight.
    10. Greek door guard
    11. Church Gargoyle
    12. Anvil
    13. Door stop
    14. Vacuume line despenser
    15. weights for weightlifting
    16. step stool
    17. Bling
    18. Mop
    19. 6 pot planter for plants, not pot
    20. ....but pot also
    21. condiment holder
    22. 6 pack holder
    23. Bird Feeder
    24. Garden Statue
    25. Bedside Table
    26. Wheel Chock
    27. BBQ Pit
    28. Cookie Cutter
    29. Candle Holder
    30. 6 at a time fist sized pill press, not for drugs
    31. ....also for drugs
    32. Japanese Artifacts on a budget
    33. Fountain
    34. Mailbox
    35. Shooting target
    36. 2 tonne mouse trap
    37. beehive
    38. Garbage bin
    39. (over)Heater
    40. Modern art
    41. Balast
    42. novelty doorknob
    43. Hat
    44. A Rock
    45. The Rock
    46. six player sex doll
    47. Whack-a-Piston game
    48. Toilet roll holder
    49. Spice rack
    50. 2.8L shot glass
    51. 2.8L stein
    52. Forge
    53. Kiln
    54. Stationary Holder
    55. Golf bag
    56. picnic basket
    57. cocktail shaker
    58. toolbox
    59. rocking horse
    60. Photo frame
    61. Friend
    62. Christmas tree orniment
    63. table orniment
    64. piggy bank
    65. cat scratching post
    66. bogan lawn orniment
    67. camp oven
    68. womens fascinater
    69. hehe
    70. fist sized hole punch
    71. 6 armed lady pleasurer
    72. salad bowl
    73. cheese toasty toaster
    74. strainer
    75. Topic of conversation
    76. pretty lady ice breaker
    77. Polar Ice breaker
    78. light fitting
    79. chandelier
    80. Gift
    81. Safe
    82. Mint
    83. fondue stand
    84. magazine holder
    85. jelly mould
    86. drum
    87. jewelry box
    88. rubix cube
    89. chinese finger trap
    90. hat rack
    91. turntable
    92. witches hat
    93. halloween costume
    94. tv stand
    95. bollard
    96. SWAT door breach
    97. Weapon
    98. 6 pack adjustable depth pocket pussy holder
    99. scrap metal
    100. Shrine to Toyota
    101. dalmatians
    102. Engine



    Unfortunately i dont have any photos of this imaculate piece of motering history as modern cameras are unable to capture its beauty, only old sepia cameras, which make everything pretty.
    However i do have a video, which should be proof if proof was really needed of this increadible bastion of humanities ability to be an engine. ( Please Dont watch after 3:10, its pretty much just credits.... i promise. )






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    this is the best thing I have read all week.

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    103: dog de sexing device

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    Willing to part with the radiator also. They're friends. And I can't bring myself to break them up.

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    Fuck me best ad ever, I wana take ut just because of the ad

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    Pm sent lol

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    dont forget you have a free air con condenser and fan to go with it too.....

    ...Just needs to be picked up from the otto bin at raleigh raceway....

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    Haha that was the best home they could have gone to

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    Hahaha has someone picked this up yet? Best ad ever

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    hahahaha pet for slow child killed me.

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