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    damn, that happened so close to my house, lucky I am not in perth this weekend. I would have to go the long way everywhere

    Oh and lol at the cops not seeing a car disintegrate in front of them coz they were " changing radio stations". I recon they bumped the car into the tree damn it!

    damn traffic pigs killing road users
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    Haha, yeah, i live on armadale rd right near it, was interesting because i'd just gone that way an hour earlier..then come back and its like wtf o_O

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    the cops will fuk u up, no matter wat... its the law ya dig


    lol
    if i was the truck driver id run over his little corolla
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    lol, thats the angst that ripples the south australians when they are sick of waiting for the next footy season to start
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    Funny tech support conversations....

    ===============

    Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

    Customer: A white one...

    ===============

    Customer: Hi, this is Mary. I can't get my diskette out.
    Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
    Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
    Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
    Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....

    ===============
    Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
    Customer: Your left or my left?

    ===============

    Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
    Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
    Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and...
    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.


    ===============

    Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

    ============== =

    Customer: I have problems printing in red...
    Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?
    Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

    ===============

    Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.

    ===============

    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
    Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
    Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
    Customer:! OK
    Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
    Customer: Yes
    Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...


    ===============

    Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?

    == =============

    Customer: can't get on the Internet.
    Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
    Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
    Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
    Customer: Five stars.

    ===============

    Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

    ===============

    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

    ===============

    Tech support: How may I help you?
    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
    Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

    ===============

    A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
    Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
    Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'

    ===============

    And last but not least...

    Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time.
    That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.
    Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
    Customer: I don't have a P.
    Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
    Customer: What do you mean?
    Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.
    Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
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    ^^ lmao

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    Its a tarp

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    post your msn for cp

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    lawl, sanded those wheels yet rio?

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    hell no

    gonna get em pro done. no way im wasting more time


    btw nice new nick mate. youre the lucky one who got it
    Last edited by Vance; 20th December 2008 at 08:17 PM. Reason: im gay


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    ive come to the conclusion dan has more STi's than a Subaru Dealership, yeah i went there

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