telemarketer

[stx-16]

ok i just got a call from "optus" saying:

optus:hello is this nick *******
me:NO
optus:who am i talking to?
me:ummm mike oxlong
optus:hello mike how are you?
me:im great till now
optus:ok do you have a home phone?
me:nup
optus:ok do you have a laptop at all?
me:umm not really
optus:ok do you have a mobile phone (the stupid bitch is calling me on my mobile phone)
me:what? me no understand you
optus:sory there must problems with the line im calling from bali for optus
optus:do you have a mobile phone sir
me: pfft no
optus:ok good bye then

[Nicko]

I had a telemarketer call a week ago asking if I wanted a demo of their 60" plasma TV... Apparently it is mobile and they show it off in a van and...

"it'll be in your street this friday"

Me (hangs up phone)

Why the fark would I buy a 60" plasma and go jump in the back of some unknown van... lol

[Gunner]

for super fun happy sex times?

[corknose]

hi is this mr *******
no
are you over 18
no
anyone home 18
no
is this the ******* resident
why do u want to come murder my family while we are sleeping why would u do that
its not like that
yes it is i know its idzactly like that
hangup*

[Gunner]

if you dont call my house with "the code" it aint getting answered.

[driftke70]

i heard about the code 5 dollars prozzies use.

[GAKI86]

yea its awesome when they keep ringing up my old man...

hallo sar i am ******* from optus "australia" and it is a lucky day for you sar!! that you have been selected for our special promotion of an even better deal that what you have now!!

NO thanks i am happy what i have thank you...

but sar you may find this of a better deal can you please tell us how much do you pay in your monthly bills..

NO sorry its non of your business...

sar you may have to reconsider it since it a bit of a tough time right now and many families have to make changes with their budget.. im surely you will like what youll hear..

NO!! im doing just fine! thank you..

sar vat vee are geeving you is an offer of a much more better deal all you have to do is switch over to us and all is taken cared of.. its as simple..

didnt i just said NO in the last 3 responses?? which part of NO dont you understand?? THE N OR THE O???

[ThatsHowWeRoll]

lol..


I get a place called 'handi gandi' call my work up (optus store:P) all the time and they have no communication skills at all.

I often put it on loud speaker and try to order some curry from them.

[ADRIAN]

they call my work some times (pizza shop),
ask for the boss/manager.
'alright ill just get him' *put phone down and walk off.

or i try and get their pizza order haha

[Tim.duncan]

apparently in there training they are told they are not alowed to hang up on you, so all you do is just talk to them about anything/absolutely nothing and see how long they will stick around for. ha ha mate of mine once kept some poor girl on the phone for about half hour.... she aventually hung up

[corknose]

The mire they are on the phone the more they get paid.

[Eddy]

one of my mates was on the fon to one for about 20 mins saying how beautiful her eyes were and how he just wanted to get to no her befor they would talk about ne deals, she got scared eventually and hung up, entertained us :P

[biggo]

talk about black holes and revelations

[shichi~]

ahaha i love when they call u can normaly tell its them as they dont speak for the 1st few seconds LOl

[Jdm-Mcc]

I usually play it out as my old man for about 20 minutes then they ask whats my credit card number and im like sorry this is jake the old mans not in at the moment can i take a message ? then i hear beep beep beep haha

[lolwat]

I usually play it out as my old man for about 20 minutes then they ask whats my credit card number and im like sorry this is jake the old mans not in at the moment can i take a message ? then i hear beep beep beep haha
my granddad lives in england and the big thing for tele's to sell is double glazed windows, so guy calls up and my grandad had a 1 hour and 28 minute call (he is that sad he timed it) and had organised like all the windows, sizes etcetc, then said OOO i am sorry sir i am looking at my windows now and i already have double glazed windows sorry to waste your time, the tele hung u on him

[Richard]

i did telemarketing when i was abt 16 i was trying to sell holidays in Melbourne to people who live in melbourne.

in the end i was swearing at people, hittin on chicks, telling wives there husbands owe me money for the hour they spent with my hoes, tell blokes there from the credit card company and have an outstanding account. also was selling sex toys and other shit...i got fired

[(OO)SKYLINE(OO)]

Fucking hate telemarketers!

Can always tell when they call up, there is a few seconds of silents and then you hang up.

[stx-16]

i did telemarketing when i was abt 16 i was trying to sell holidays in Melbourne to people who live in melbourne.

in the end i was swearing at people, hittin on chicks, telling wives there husbands owe me money for the hour they spent with my hoes, tell blokes there from the credit card company and have an outstanding account. also was selling sex toys and other shit...i got fired

so that was you ya cunt!!! kidding

[stx-16]

haha they just called me for the 2nd time

this time i tried to chat her up it was sooooo funny she was giggling like a lil school girl i want them to call more often i love it haha

[SEXY 16]

i had people come round last night looking donations to put a public swimming pool in glenmore park
i replyed ok just wait
i returned with a bucket of water!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmrX7npVCuU

and how to annoy the bastards on the end of the phone irish style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmrX7npVCuU

[Nicko]

I just got called again.

"please grab a pen and paper and be writing down your new calling rates"

(Good sales speak, don't ever let the customer get the opportunity to say no)

me : riight, take me off your database, don't call here again.

[Richard]

i had people come round last night looking donations to put a public swimming pool in glenmore park
i replyed ok just wait
i returned with a bucket of water!!



That my friend is funny shit right there. I wish i was there to see it

[Nicko]

+1

Winner

[Low Style]

some chick called my place ages ago ( when i lived with my mates)

was sweet got her asking us if we wanted some and started tlkaing shit to her and she called us back to get a number hahahahahaha was funny as

i usually order curry/asain from anyone that calls me that i dont know