AE86DC post of the year for 2010.

[AJPS]

You guys know the drill...

The year is almost over and that means somewhere from the 1/1/2010 to present there will be a post you found

Funny
Informative
Clever
Some way helpful

Preference is obvious for the humorous ones

Quote the posts into this thread and when we get some quality candidates we will start a poll with voting.

Get your posts in!

[ke_70]

this one was a classic! :D
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/showthread.php/16942-Urgent-defect-engineering-help-please

and the flamage

i have been asked so many times who owns the 86 in glossodia...
i have no interest in clearing defects or engineering your car
the guys doing the road works in glossodia have reported your car to the cops for driving like an idiot threw traffic controls

if you have any querys please e mail the link below
http://www.codmah.com.au/

reason i know this is because i had some 40 year old mad man scream at me threw the window of an 86 2 weeks ago cuz he thought it was you
and yes he soes know what an 86 is

because your car was reported it is now marked as a vehical of interest hense why the defect notice

again i want no part of this

i am just the messenger

its more of a funny thread but meh

[AJPS]

not bad, keep them coming!

[focus_7]

that was a great serving.

[slide86]

this will win:



i took the air filter of today for max induction sounds. Chip Foose custom modded KE70.

now this wouldnt be a build thread if it didnt have a mod list that will never happen so here we are:

Engine:
20 Valve Blacktop formula atlantic (15,000rpm limit)
SR20DET Rocker covers
5 quad throttle bodies (max air flow)
Quad T88's lowmounted so the po po dont get all up in my grill
100hp nitrous shot
Motec with Apexi power FC hand controller

Drivetrain:
Turbo 400 with 4500rpm high stall
Brembos all round
carbon fibre tailshaft hand woven by indian children

Suspension:
Everything AJPS makes
R35 GTR rear cradle conversion with ford 9 inch
ARB air lockers
GT5 Fully adjustable suspension (20,000 credits)

Interior:
Chromoly 32 point cage with side intruder bars (to keep intruders out)
Bride seats on recaro rails
Red smelly tree
pretty much everything i can find on ebay for ae86 \ ke70

Exterior:
House of Kolour Seven layer pearl flip paint
all my mad sponsor stickers
custome made calais internationals (19x9 + 32 off set with spacers)
Granny visor cut down to make roof wing
Garden edging lip / side skirts/ wing
Carbon fibre front and rear diffusers
SS badges
Custom plates - SIRKE70

this will be perfect for drift, drag, time attack, street and maxing doughies in the gravel.
I plan to do this by next week on my maccas wage.

[svenmate]

We should just make a Danzo quote thread...

[Vance]

i liked this one, hence the sig quote


Midgets should procreate so there are more of them to do our slave duties

[Danzo]

We should just make a Danzo quote thread...

would i only be allowed to post in that thread or would i still be able to talk shit everywhere else?

[svenmate]

Danzo, it would be more of a trophy room of your infamous Internet ramblings. Keep doing what you're doing, mate :)

[mild seven]

the quote in my sig.... i dont know WTF this guy is talking about. lol.

http://thehiphopupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/25-movie-quotes-that-make-us-want-to-punch-people-21-420-75.jpg

[AJPS]

danzos post is awesome

[blair]

gotta be one of the best whinges this year:


hahah you guys are funny, but you do help me illustrate my point. Of course i was saying falcon springs are jdm. Thats sarcasm. I thought i'd point it out just to make sure you get it. Maybe jdm fanboys was a poor choice of description as it leaves a possibility for confusion.
I have actually thought of a better name for them now, fucking scene whores!!
You know the ones, when i first got into the 86 scene they were the ones jumping into every tech thread going "omg you can't run anything bigger than 15 inch rims" even though they either didn't have a car (cos they were 12, but they had already collected all the coolest stickers for the fully sik race car their mum will buy them in 4 years) or had some stock piece of shit and $100000 worth of plans.

Now a few of the people on here who go out and build a car by what they like and not "the fanboy rules" are running 14 inch rims suddenly the fanboys are chipping into every thread parroting that.

Basically my point was how do these people think putting stiffer (and probably worse springs than what was already in there) will make the ride less bumpy? I'm assuming they are skipping reading the actual question to list scene whore rule number 4: All thy sick rideths must have sierra shocks and falcon springs applied for maximum respect until you get out of school and get a job so you can afford 8kg front, 6kg rear coilovers for even more maximum respect. Lol

[Konakid]

Danzos post wins so far, classic shit

[Tally]

Danzos post wins so far, classic shit

X2 funny az

[GAKI86]

this thread is like donkey voting danzo to presidency!!

[trikzlane]

my sig, quote from gunner about some 16yr member who thinks his dk

[McLEVIN]

You've just been told, that the wheels been sold,
If you're still after 61's, buy things quicker,
Cause shits gettin old, Dont be a dick licker,
New owners havin' fun, doin drift runs, laugh'n at the others, who dont have 61's,
Joels got his cash, girls offer him their gash,
just be careful tho, that you don't get a rash,
I sold my pair too, A good home they went,
sent them thru the post, to a bloody good kent,

I like beer......

i thought this was pretty good

[blake.]

maxhags one is pretty good to :)