Offtopic Thread 2011

[Jdm-Mcc]

tits,
glourious tits.

[Jacobxxx]

Craving some dim sims badly and redbull. always redbull

[stx-16]

mmmm pie

[Jacobxxx]

mmm Dim sims, jump the line and got all the pork dim sims and some girls ended up missing out. That'll learn them to wear denim high wasted shorts.

Jacob 1
Sluts 0

[stx-16]

should have cut that bitch

[Jacobxxx]

I did, emotionally.

[Jdm-Mcc]

Pecky is a fashion critic haha

[stx-16]

sweeeeeeeeeet

[Jacobxxx]

Im all about fashion and trends. Currently some girls are into what i call the "John Howard Look", it's trendy to draw on big thick eyebrows, are you into it or not? We'd like to hear from you

#ae86fashionadvice.com/weeklytrends

[Jdm-Mcc]

Nah man, I dont dig the bush.

[Jacobxxx]

That's what we're after people, personal opinions

#ae86fashionclub.com

[Jdm-Mcc]

I also like old funky women in colourful hippy clothing

[Jacobxxx]

Which brings me to the current "Grandma's Wardrobe" fashion trend.

#ae86fashionclub.com

[stx-16]

Which brings me to the current "Grandma's Wardrobe" fashion trend.

#ae86fashionclub.com

i have so much hate for this trend its sooo fucked

[Jdm-Mcc]

Your just upset they've got nothing in your size lard arse.

[stx-16]

just had i joke with some guy that works high up and i big fuel transporting company about one of his drivers crashing a truck again

oh god i lost my shit i am that funny i really am lol

[Jacobxxx]

MAKE SENSE

WAS THE JOKE FUNNIER THAN YOUR FACE?

#burn

[Jdm-Mcc]

http://www.neg9.com/debunk/thats_the_joke.jpg

[stx-16]

fuck it i hate you all

[Jdm-Mcc]

Nah man, we were just kidding, that was hilarious, we love you

# sarcasm

[Jacobxxx]

hahaha <3 Samara

[Jdm-Mcc]

Samara, 0
The world, 1

[Jacobxxx]

Samara Pilgrim vs The World

[stx-16]

Im going to fucking kill myself

[Nicko]

Nice!

[stx-16]

who wants to join me

[Jacobxxx]

But you get to make out with Mary Winstead
fwooorrrrrrrrk

[Jdm-Mcc]

Samara Pilgrim haha, oh dear that was a goody that was.

Kaaz just needs new bearings and its ready to go back in woooooooooooooo. Hopefully ive actually fixed it.

[rthy]

saw the most retarted accident today, some wrx with a space saver guns it off the lights.... stright into a pole like 5meters away...

id get a rs200 if they could be found but cbf importing, the is200 "sports" has factory lsd, 6spd manual, 17"s and lack luster 6cyl 1gfe motor

[86TRD]

A mate used to have a is200, didnt actually go to bad, rode like shit because he cut the springs ( dip shit ) also had some form of 20" chrome crap.
I swear some of my mates taste in cars is up there ass, others are alright.

[86TRD]

I bought some space food sticks the other day, since then ive bought about another 4 packs.
SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good.

[blinded]

I was considering getting an IS200 for a daily next year. Want something that is a bit more comfortable than my KE for long trips and has more space than the missus' Swift!

[86TRD]

Id love a new daily, would have to be daily/tow, so i want some form of ute.

[ae86]

ute would be cool, im really wanting luxury atm so is200/accord euro is the go for me! but if i wasnt part asian id just go balls out bogan and get a vy ss ute or something

[Jdm-Mcc]

My neighbour just picked up a brand spanking new falcon ute from melbourne for 26k, Fucking nice.

[ae86]

or an xr6t would be cool, cheap performance and can haul school slurries with dose pipe

[Nicko]

My neighbour just picked up a brand spanking new falcon ute from melbourne for 26k, Fucking nice.

Sucks to be him, its now worth $16k, and all he did was drive it away

Falcadore devaluation fail...

[86TRD]

You can get a ba falcon xr6 ute in good condition, manual or auto for the 10k mark easy, i wouldnt get anything older then a ba as they look like aids.

[Nicko]

Not really what I was talking about... but OK

[rthy]

all cars depreciate alot these days, just depends on the model, the cheaper ones tend to do better.

ie.
2005 FPV Falcon GT V6 5.4boss Auto New $70k now $20-40k
2000 Lexus IS200 Sports I6 2.0 6spd $60k now $10-20k
2000 BMW E46 323i I6 2.5 5pd $65k now $10-20k
2005 Hyundai Getz 1.6 5spd $16k now $5-8k
2002 Toyota Corolla Accent 1.8 5spd $22k now 8-13k
2009 Mitsubishi Lancer ES 2.0 CVT $21k now $12-15k

[Nicko]

Yeah but falcadores depreciate as soon as you buy them

So who the f@*k would bother?

[86TRD]

Not really what I was talking about... but OK
Wasnt a reply to you, i was just slow typing while eating and you had wrote that before me haha.

[86TRD]

I was only just looking at them last night which is why i knew that price range, i shouldnt even be looking at cars to buy. 2 is enough

[ae86]

cmon peeps give me some ideas for a reasonably priced daily, looking for comfortability, spend between 8-18k so far ive looked at

evos
is200's
honda accord euros

anything else come to thought?

[Vance]

dont go evo. servicing every 5000km's includes engine, both diffs, gearbox.

ive been looking around at is200's and everyone seems to be owned by some hecktic ####s. do not want. might buy a is300 or rs200 which seem to be owned by normal people if you can find the car's considering both are rare.

[ae86]

hmmm is300's are still bit exy for what they are >.< might try low ball

edit: by lowball i mean NS.com special

[Seventy]

JZX100

[ae86]

jzx100 would be too appealing to me by modifying it, Vic has somehow gotten worse and now during rwc we get photos taken of our cars and its stored incase vicroads requests them, so thats why i need a daily to keep out of trouble

[86TRD]

haha what is this world coming to, i bet in 10 years you will be jailed for running a pod filter.

[ae86]

vicpol dont use jail as a threat, they just say no lube and you know whats up...

hmm i found a car im going to take a look at, their asking 18,900 wonder how much i can knock it down to,
advertisement has got the old 'moving overseas' excuse just spoke to her she said she got the car as a company car her boss originally bought it for herself
and now she just wants to get rid of it due to 'moving overseas'

[86TRD]

Gonna build a track only car one day, something like a s13 with an rb25 or a 1j.
Hopefully in the next year or so im gonna buy my own car trailer to, plenty of room to store it at my mothers house.

[Jdm-Mcc]

Just saying its a fucking nice ute in brand new car comparison prices. Regardless of depreciation negative nicko

[Jacobxxx]

JZX100, all they need is coilovers and wheels, stock everything else are awesommeee

[rthy]

yeah im in the same boat, looking for a daily around 15k

was looking at the evo6/7 but as pre rio, even the gsr is a carnt to servie every farking 5k (but heaps of shits and giggles)
was thinking the current CJ Lancer in auto for daily, but i know it will last about 5months before i crack the shits and buy something else...
IS200 is almost a winner, only problem is the km's and pov motor pushing 1400kg's, service are ok at 10-15k but if something dicks its ganna be $$$
RS200/chaser/toyota imports, parts and service ganna be a pain, cbf... or can i...
XR6turbo, big, fat, drinks, but fast
R32 GTR, drinks, insurance, parts, service, but hella mad
BMW E46, pov spec models still expensive and might as well go is200
accord euro, fwd, services
corolla 2zzge sportivo, fwd, price for its year, but at least its easy to maintain and decent motor

can't win. anything else im missing?

[86TRD]

Hey sorry i didnt wb on fb jake, was upstairs eating dinner.

[86TRD]

Any one ever watch whale wars? some pretty crazy things go on.

[ae86]

yeah e46 is same boat as is200 high k's asking a bit for what they really seem to be worth, sportivo's look cool and their practical even the camry ones

[Pidgey]

Get a sportivo they are fast ha. My friend has one that he tracks.
Re001's are awesome.

[rthy]

aurion isn't too bad if wasn't fwd, however the price is good

[ae86]

trd aurion ;)

[Nicko]

was looking at the evo6/7 but as pre rio, even the gsr is a carnt to servie every farking 5k (but heaps of shits and giggles)


5K services? dreaming.

You don't want an evo7, they are heavier than the 6 - also the 7's came with the semi-auto boxes = shite.

Nothing wrong with an evo6 - but you won't get much change out of $17k for a clean one.

[rthy]

trd aurion starting from 35k :S
focus xr5 turbo start around 20k

BA XR6 turbo around 12k mmmmmmmm

[rthy]

5K services? dreaming.

You don't want an evo7, they are heavier than the 6 - also the 7's came with the semi-auto boxes = shite.

Nothing wrong with an evo6 - but you won't get much change out of $17k for a clean one.
i mean 5000km before each service

[blinded]

What would a bog stock jzx100 be worth? Also had crossed my mind for comfortable daily.

[ae86]

think someone should just buy me an e46 m3 cause i deserve it

stock manual jzx100 14-18k, autos are useless but their much cheaper but much harder to get rid of start from 8k up

[rthy]

did they ever come out in manual?

[86TRD]

sure did

[ae86]

they did but factory manuals are hard to find these days or cost 20k+

[ae86]

legend is resurrected
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/521272.jpg

[Vance]

all those factory trd supercharged cars are hella problematic. strapping a supercharger onto a factory stock 11:1 compression engine is stupid

i am in almost exactly the same boat as you leo. seriously thinking of buying that maroon turbo ae86 from qld. shit is gonna suck getting it rego'd in nsw though. budgeting 3k just for that..... waiting for a better option to pop up

[Vance]

buy this and convert to sil80 and add dished 15's?

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/nissan-180sx-black-sr20-blacktop-/170707152971?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item27bef0704b

[Nicko]

i mean 5000km before each service

I know what you meant...

Even the WRX boys only change their oil and filters every 5000km!

This is the first time i've heard of Evo owners servicing every 5000kms

[ae86]

no sil80! keep 180 front, low pignose if your going dirty low with stock kit

[rthy]

I know what you meant...

Even the WRX boys only change their oil and filters every 5000km!

This is the first time i've heard of Evo owners servicing every 5000kms
wah? 5000km service is like religion to all the evo owners i know

modded nissans can only spell trouble

[ae86]

not always, had my s13 for a year now only issue i had was a faulty afm

[rthy]

must be the ones in campbellfield, more nissans then ford

[Jdm-Mcc]

wah? 5000km service is like religion to all the evo owners i know

This is what ive always heard.

FWAAAAAAAAAAARK I want to strap a turbo on my motor. Soo over not having my full lisence and not being able to drive a ridiculously powerful car....haha

[Vance]

powerful cars are over-rated. all you need is just enough power to have fun.


180 front is so ugly. i hate popups on anything but a fc3s or kouki trueno.


NEED the ft86 to come out already and my car problems will be solved

[Jdm-Mcc]

I want enough power to spin 3rd via hard change in a straight line

[KurtHS]

One of my mates has a Ford Fiesta XR4 daily, pretty cool, good on fuel, Duratec 2L nice and rev happy, zips along pretty quick, sounds good for a stocked too.

MX73's make a sweet daily, or even better an import Crown, can pick them up for 5-7k, baller as hell.

[lolwat]

all those factory trd supercharged cars are hella problematic. strapping a supercharger onto a factory stock 11:1 compression engine is stupid

pretty sure they solved that issue, as when they first realised the TRD ones, they soon came off the market after several engine detinating

[willa]

Buy this, solve your car issues and a whole lot more!!

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HONDA-TRUENO-AE86-look-alike-5-SP-Manual-2L-32-36-Holley-Carb-/220869090109?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item336cd2db3d#ht_795wt_922

:D

[lolwat]

This is what ive always heard.

FWAAAAAAAAAAARK I want to strap a turbo on my motor. Soo over not having my full lisence and not being able to drive a ridiculously powerful car....haha
why you have leanrt to drive with (or some will say without) the power you have amking you a good(from pics on the interwebz) driver, compared to someone who jumped in an over powered thing, and jsut munches the throttle when they want slides

[Pidgey]

Just found out my best mate had his face fractured six times in a fight on the weekend. Needs two operations and his eye is somewhat fucked. Do want to glass people.

[lolwat]

Just found out my best mate had his face fractured six times in a fight on the weekend. Needs two operations and his eye is somewhat fucked. Do want to glass people.
glass people you shall

[ke_70]

if i didn't need somthing to tow with i would most defently get an is300. and probley wack a nice 2jzgte manuel in it

but instead im looking at an ls1 powered commy. not looking good though been trying to save and have nothing! im 2k down on saving already!

[Jacobxxx]

Cause your mate got potentially life fucked in a fight, so you want to go fight... i see.

Those Ford Hatchbacks are haawwwtttttttttt i want one.

[86TRD]

Buy this, solve your car issues and a whole lot more!!

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/HONDA-TRUENO-AE86-look-alike-5-SP-Manual-2L-32-36-Holley-Carb-/220869090109?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item336cd2db3d#ht_795wt_922

:D
Haha fucking crack up, cant beleive someone actually done that.
gah its bed time

[Vance]

you dont have moneys for a tow car because you waste so much money on shit you dont need clay

[Jacobxxx]

yeah man, should not have bought hoshinos for Matt

[lolwat]

if clay sold all his fucking cars apart from 86, he could buy him self a car that could tow nice and be a nice daily, i personally wouldnt tow with a LS1 commo, IRS in the rear is shit, you will replace tyres more on the back of that then your track car

[Vance]

clay hasnt really told us what he does for work. for all we know he could be working the street corner

[ke_70]

yeah tyre wear on commys is shocking!

how do falcon stack up? v8/turbo?

[ke_70]

selling lemonade?

[Vance]

if i was in qld id buy this. id have to spend another 3-4k on getting it rego'd in nsw

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1994-TOYOYA-CRESSIDA-LX-90-SEDAN-/160660378926?pt=AU_Cars&hash=item25681ad52e

[spiderman]

went full bogan tonight. hung out with a few mates from Condo, did bogan skids, drank beers and listened to country.
Dragged my Akubra out of the uncharted depths of the cupboard and all :P

[Jacobxxx]

I listened to Taylor Swift on my way to work, it's fairly country. M8's?

[lolwat]

I want a ba wagon, auto, then put turbs in it as solid rear end i feel would be so much better for towing and xr8 utes towl an pretty good my bosses went fine towing car trailer with my thing on it fron wisemens ferry(windy and steep as fuck roads)
just put a nice big auto cooler on it and a good setup tow ball and still have seats for 5 and still carry toolbox and shit.in the back


hmm is poo is good :)

[lolwat]

Like a falcon sedan woykd be alright but you fuck out factory diff bushes like a boss and nolthane ones makke in car heaps noisier and if u get a dakly/tow car i want something.nice to drive and quiet

[Vance]

the diff bushes can be a bitch to change too.

the wagon idea sounds good. how much you reckon it could be done for?

going to look at that 180sx I put up before. going sat arvo. some cheap 15x8 sakuras in pink would look boss on it

[Jacobxxx]

They sit so perfect on them, bitches will froth you with pink wheels dan.

[Jdm-Mcc]

why you have leanrt to drive with (or some will say without) the power you have amking you a good(from pics on the interwebz) driver, compared to someone who jumped in an over powered thing, and jsut munches the throttle when they want slides

Cheers dude, But I feel with a better setup car ( more power) I could further my skills, in saying that tho you look at dudes in dead stock 4age e7's that really can drive. Once this handbrake master is in and working properly I think ill be able to pull off a fair bit more stuff smoother and bigger.


Just found out my best mate had his face fractured six times in a fight on the weekend. Needs two operations and his eye is somewhat fucked. Do want to glass people.

Thats fucked man, My best mate got put in a sleeper hold by 6 bouncers on the weekend because he just wanted to get back in the pub, he fell unconscious and woke up ages later not knowing where the fuck he was or anything, wasnt even drunk. turns out he has two fractured vertebrae in his neck now

[Vance]

if any bouncers try to touch me I tell them ill leave peacefully. twice I've had them try and touch me anyway. those guys that did hit the floor and when others came running I told them I told the bouncer on the ground is leave peacefully and they attacked anyway. they keep back and I walk away. gotta keep your eyes on them though cause they'll try and sneak attack you. they're all overly aggressive morons

[Jdm-Mcc]

I try that too Rio, however one time I lost my mind at a bouncer that kept pushing me after I asked him to take his hands off me me several times. Threw him down the stairs then bailed before the rest came to rape me haha

[stx-16]

going to fucking kill myself again

just looked at my bank after paying some of my fines not even all of them

no more matsuri for me
FML

[Nicko]

going to fucking kill myself again

just looked at my bank after paying some of my fines not even all of them

no more matsuri for me
FML

lol... so the moral of this story is???

[stx-16]

that im a dick head for getting fines durr i know diss lol

[stx-16]

and i should have paid them 3 months ago when i got the letter

[Jacobxxx]

haha im going to be so upset if it's raining all weekend, ill kill samara

[stx-16]

i hope it is raining

[Jacobxxx]

same, will pull this on you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045454/McDonalds-worker-David-Russell-used-Facebook-lure-Maricar-Benedicto-cut-throat.html

"Samara, it's me Oli"

[stx-16]

how did that work??
that bitch must be really fucking stupid lol

[Jacobxxx]

He doesn't even have neck tatz
Yesterday news was funnier when BMTH got jumped on stage in Salt Lake City

[lolwat]

Diff bushes in a falcon is rear cradle out, you cab get ba wagons cheap enough thesedays auto cooler would be fuck all keep it running with stndard cooler(in rad)so it srill gets hot quick

[Jacobxxx]

Am i the only one that thinks ae86/ae82 bumpers on ke70's look like utter shit.

[stx-16]

yeah they look aids

[rthy]

i dont mind the ae71 slanty front with the ae86 bar

[shift_rook]

just finished the final touches :)
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/4/7/241280.jpg

[rthy]

what are these going onto? lol

[shift_rook]

a pussbox corolla, when i eventually buy one :D

[ae86]

that the same set you had for ages ? new outers?

you mad SYDPOL?
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/521278.jpg

[ke_70]

hey shifty who did your new outter?

[Jdm-Mcc]

Hahaha thats awesome!

[rthy]

ah, ford ranger. no wonder lol

[Jdm-Mcc]

Looks like he was making a quick drive through into maccas to pick up a feed on the way to a callout, gotta be quick!

[lolwat]

Am i the only one that thinks ae86/ae82 bumpers on ke70's look like utter shit.

nope i beleive it looks fucking homo also, not a big fan AT ALL

[ae86]

$1 cheeseburgers at maccas make people want to do handbrake entries into drive through

[ke_70]

nope i beleive it looks fucking homo also, not a big fan AT ALL

by rights they should look horrible and pretty much they all do!

BUT beally's just work sooooo well!

[Jdm-Mcc]

Mickey, Ive gotta remember to get a video to match your limiter bashing smoke show yet ! haha

[rthy]

are those rx8's anygood?

[shift_rook]

engine's aren't good for serious boost, good as a daily driver if it's low k's. look pretty pox but from what i've read the driving feel is superb. yeah same ones i've had for ages. whitehorse eningeering spun the outers, got eastern wheelworks to put them together. though honestly, with the service i got, would recommend taking the freshly spun outers to another rim place. young bloke who works there is a fuckwit

[shift_rook]

why the fuck aren't people posting? anyway, made me laff http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/220869090109#ht_500wt_1287

[rthy]

honda trueno... the new in

[shift_rook]

so hot right now

[Vance]

got my new graphics cards today. im such a nerd. wanted new cards for playing modern warfare 3 for the next year. i guess it adds up to $10 a week....


saw real steel tonight. pretty awesome movie for what it is

[shift_rook]

dude wtf, it's about robot boxers... nuff said

[KurtHS]

Battlefield 3 > Modern Warfare 3

[ae86]

does bf3 have side strafe ? cause bf2 failed once i noticed it wouldnt let me i was like im not going to buy this crap,

forza 3 > mw3 > bf3

whoever is into fifa dont make me kick your ass

[Vance]

^ that will be judged when both games are out. i have a strong feeling bf3 will be too slow paced for me like bf2 was

[Vance]

forza 3 coming out on pc or only sexbox? if its out on pc im gonna buy it. looks awesome

[ae86]

nah will only ever be on xbox, got my 12 months xbl subscription, many pairs of batteries, just waiting for release date to go jb straight after work to horde that shit

[lolwat]

Thats fibe with me jake i got a locker now and got another set of tyrez for my thing so i might get on the brake tomorrow just foe yiu

[lolwat]

Rio i ised the have a water cooled tri SLI set up huge e penis right there

[Vance]

im over cars right now thats why i bought new cards. gonna nerd it up while i wait for something decent comes around. 6 months ago there were some decent ae86's going for sale, 12 months ago there were even better ones. no there is nothing

[Pidgey]

Today was a bad day.
Managed to get caught up in some bullshit scam and paid $600 for some shitty home theatre system that's not worth 50 bucks, then cops caught me for 130 in a 60 zone. Only did me for $133 and a point though. Didn't fine me for full speed because they had no gun on me and felt sorry for the scamming thing. Also fined me for not notifying change of address, $13.
Cons- $750 down the drain.
Pros- still have licence.

[rthy]

At least you are alive.

played bf3 beta, its pretty decent except for the fact they are trying to make it all community based and social networking just like MW3, i mean fuck i just wanna kill fags...

[Vance]

meet taylor swift chick and have some awesome sex to make everything better?

[lolwat]

Explain scam

[Pidgey]

meet taylor swift chick and have some awesome sex to make everything better?
^^ this.

It's a worldwide scam. Has mindfucked thousands of people.
Basically these dudes in white vans drive around shopping center carparks and prey on people walking to their cars. They get out and show you the stuff which could be televisions, home theatre systems, stereos etc. They pitch their sale saying they have overstocked goods and will take whatever you can give them. The thing they were trying to sell me was listed as 4950 so I offered 600 thinking I could sell it back on eBay for at least 1500 and make some cash. So gave them cash and off they went, I got their rego number just in case. Went on eBay to check how much I could get and the shit is worthless. Like maybe 300.
The brands site is www.bjorgwagner.com its pretty much just a front. Says the goods are made in Germany when really they're made in Taiwan and are really cheap quality.
If any of you guys have spare time go on their site and send them a very hateful email. To put it simply they are scum, feeding their capitalist lust for money by preying on the gullable idiots like me. $600 is huge money for a full time student living away from home like me. This sets me back a long way with my car and also with living expenses. Basically I'm fucked, contemplating moving back home for a semester and working full time to get more cash. So yeah this probably puts my life and goals of finishing uni and making decent money back by at least 6 months.

[Jacobxxx]

rule 1. never buy shit in a carpark out of a whiye van

[Pidgey]

-_-*
A lesson learnt if nothing else. Might cry about it to a paper or something, get my picture in it. And leave my number for all the bitchez.

[rthy]

sounds like a plan

[ae86]

wow someone my dad knew had the exact thing happen to him down here in vic about 8 months ago

[stx-16]

+1 for the paper and bitches plan

[Jacobxxx]

have a rubber build up on my rear guard, fuuuu need to raise it like 2 cm, so much scrub

[corknose]

Is that winging jacobbbe.

Just drive till the side walls wear out so the they do scrub.

[stx-16]

want then 14s or what?

[Jacobxxx]

Oh yeah totally forgot, haha i don't think i have room in any cars atm. Currently rolling with a boot full and 14x8 12 slotter as my passenger.

I even tried the good ole trick of putting my shocks on full hard damper.
Packed my black suit, white shirt and bow tie. Keen Samara?

[stx-16]

hells yeah im rocking all black suit haha

[ke_70]

when i got defected the cop pulled out a chuck of scrub rubber. lols were had all round.
actually they got quite pissed off :DD

[Jacobxxx]

I was thinking if i get pulled over ill just LOL, then i was like man theres never any on this road to work.

Boom 2 minutes later drove past one haha

[Jdm-Mcc]

Thats fibe with me jake i got a locker now and got another set of tyrez for my thing so i might get on the brake tomorrow just foe yiu

<3


Today was a bad day.
Managed to get caught up in some bullshit scam and paid $600 for some shitty home theatre system that's not worth 50 bucks, then cops caught me for 130 in a 60 zone. Only did me for $133 and a point though. Didn't fine me for full speed because they had no gun on me and felt sorry for the scamming thing. Also fined me for not notifying change of address, $13.
Cons- $750 down the drain.
Pros- still have licence.

Mannnnn, that sucks. scam was dumb cant believe you bought goods out of a white van lol what did you think it was a mobile dick smith and that you would get 3 years warranty?

On the upside like leo said

A_g2Pgf-C78

Fuck I have to get a video of some limiter pops but tyres are so scarce and precious to me atm :(

[Jacobxxx]

so that Gunner guy..

[stx-16]

where is he??

is he dead?

[Jdm-Mcc]

I hear he had ribs removed so he could suck himself off and hasnt stopped ever since.

[Pidgey]

Some say he is now called Gunnette. And has long blonde flowing locks and dances through meadows hand in hand with his beloved subaru-powered 86.





Or he realized that subaru engines are the ghey and commuted suicide from the shock of his homosexual engine choosing tendancies.

[Pidgey]

Oh btw. Never, but NEVER underestimate the healing powers of a parmy. I was feeling like poop until i had one and now i am the happiest kid.
Jacob I'm taking you out for dinner Saturday night for parmys racheal isn't invited.

[Jacobxxx]

Love parmies
actually have one precovered in gravy for lunch that i am going to eat now
BAI

[Jdm-Mcc]

Just descovered local water falls, booyah.

Parmys are like medicine. who the fuck has a plain old schnitzel these days?

[stx-16]

can i come????

[Jacobxxx]

oi samara check Marnies FB status
i rule

p.s parmy was delicious

[stx-16]

what did you say to her?

[Jacobxxx]

She said little things make me happy
i said like sams dick LOL

[stx-16]

oh well thats ok then

[Jacobxxx]

and true

[Jdm-Mcc]

LOL!

I wonder if ryan still has that picture...

[stx-16]

if he does i encourage him to spam that shiz

[stx-16]

yooo i need a new name for my build thread nick hates me and wants me to change it :)

[Jacobxxx]

George Coskyline

[Nicko]

No, I asked for you to tone down your language on the forums outside of offtopic.

Don't use working with truckies as an excuse for anything. You have control of what you say, do and write.

Thanks

[stx-16]

ok change it for me stat

at jacob not nick haha

sorry nick i cant help being a deadbeat :)

[Nicko]

p.s parmy was delicious

Parmy delicious?

Maybe if you're drunk and stoned?

Parmy is delicious in the same way that the cheeze from pizzas that gets stuck to the box and eaten the next day is delicious.

[Jacobxxx]

Globally recognized delicious?

[Nicko]

Globally recognized delicious?

If a parmy is up there as the best thing you've ever eaten, you need to step out of the pub and try eating some real food sometime...

[KurtHS]

Parmas are delicious, don't get on your high horse, taste is opinion baaasssseeeddddd! No need to be snobby about it and diss a Parma just because it's not 'gourmet' food.

I don't like avocado or mashed potato, I love every other form of potato based food however.

[Jacobxxx]

If a parmy is up there as the best thing you've ever eaten, you need to step out of the pub and try eating some real food sometime...

Haha nah it's just a solid meal that's impossible to make taste crappy. veal scallopini is delicious also.

What are some reccomended meals Nick?

[Nicko]

Haha

So according to you cardboard lickers there is

Parma <> Gourmet?

:P

[KurtHS]

I used to work in a gourmet restaurant and once we made an awesome parma with Calabrese salami, this ridiculously good prosciutto, San Marzano tomato topping and Cravero Parmesan on top, all freshly sliced by us... 'twas a grand dinner!

No one ever said a Parma is gourmet, merely a good, cheap and filling meal. Can everyone afford to eat at a gourmet restaurant every night? Can everyone be a gourmet chef themselves? No.

[Jacobxxx]

Im a simple gal Nick. Need to learn that if we're going to be together

[stx-16]

i miss clinton

[Nicko]

Well, how about this?

I will save up my crap for a couple of days and then lay the biggest turd I can...

Later, I will train it how to drive and then how to do a skid (and generally be a bogan)

Then when it grows up and learns a couple of syllables, I will teach it to post on internet forums.

And then you won't have any need to miss Clinton anymore!

Problem solved!

[Jacobxxx]

Haven't seen him for a while, ill text him and make him come up to Matsuri

[corknose]

bring clinton back!!

[corknose]

he going he told me

[Jdm-Mcc]

Its clinton and his bongs now samara, best let it go.

Parma's are grouse if your a shitbox driving sideways manourvering stylish young gentleman. You just dont fit into that sterotype Nicko, but its ok I forgive you :)

[Nicko]

Obviously only known to people who don't know the difference between you're and your?

Just like the lack of braincells, you also lack tastebuds...

[Jdm-Mcc]

Funny for you to make such a judgemental comment about someone or a group of people you've never met or know very very little about.

[stx-16]

whats that in the sky?

[Nicko]

don't come at me bro!

[stx-16]

its a bird

[Jdm-Mcc]

Man ill come at you with keyboards swinging.


KEYBOARDS!

[Nicko]

lulz

[stx-16]

its a plane

[stx-16]

NO ITS THE BAN HAMMER

[Nicko]

When people joke about the ban hammer it makes my banning finger itchy...

[stx-16]

hehe

sorry nick

[Jdm-Mcc]

Ban hammer is not joke, ok!?

[Nicko]

my collection

http://www.dancingfrogforge.com/Hammer%20Collection.JPG

[Jdm-Mcc]

Which one does the banning?

[stx-16]

all ov dems

[Nicko]

Well, I like to keep my hammering hand strong...

But I have this one picked out for the next AE86DC problem child.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3167/2608615983_b8470c8528.jpg

[Jdm-Mcc]

Can I touch it?

[stx-16]

NOICE

[Jacobxxx]

Im betting $10 on Callum. If it drags out too long unban clinton for the rebanning

[Jacobxxx]

say his name three times and he'll come

guess who just called me hahaa

[stx-16]

WHO? who0 who who?

[Jdm-Mcc]

Justin Beiber, he is suing you for copying his hair cut, copyrighted as ' Justin's Ghey Duuu' ?

[Jacobxxx]

WRONG AND WRONG

CLINTOS


I had mine first FYI jakeous

[Jdm-Mcc]

Justin was born with his duu mang. CLINTON, what does he want haha



Who actually keeps their car pretty clean? I keep the inside of mine pretty clean but dont bother about the outside too much becuase I dont mind the odd fun mud time.

[stx-16]

yeah i am a fan of the odd dirt squirt and paddock bash in my car haha

[Jacobxxx]

It's red, goes too fast to clean

he wants a lift to matsuri haha

[ke_70]

my brother and his gf keep the dirtyest cars ever! like im talking full garbage bags when they clean them.

[spiderman]

Pull your nose out of the air Nicko, nobody likes a snob. Except other snobs, but they don't count.

[86TRD]

The inside of my car is always pretty clean, outside gets a wash every now and then. wanna polish the cressida soon though, so nice and shiny once done.
About to buy turbo manifold and a lock spacer.

[spiderman]

i clean my cars when I can be bothered, which isn't often lol
That reminds me, I should clean the daily out.

[86TRD]

Haha still cant beleive you come from Parkes Spiderman, what a shit place.

[corknose]

my collection

http://www.dancingfrogforge.com/Hammer%20Collection.JPG

so far i have had the 3rd from the left

rusty red one top right (when calknowles got banned because i did not respect anothers thread although i posted a wallpaper size picture sating my respect)

and the shinny head very top right(no need for the handle because it was only a week ban)

[Jdm-Mcc]

Hahaha, best thing about parkes is the local fish and chip shop, and I hate fish haha

[corknose]

i also dislike fish although sometimes it can be quite enjoyable.

[Jdm-Mcc]

Im not sure how to take that cal... but hey whatever

[spiderman]

yes, it is :P
I hate it, but I wouldn't be able to do as much cool shit if I moved elsewhere as I wouldn't have the property access that I do now.

[86TRD]

I also Dislike fish, actually dislike pretty much any food that comes from the sea.
Just paid for kelway manifold, booyeah.

[Jdm-Mcc]

Access to property would complete my life webby! Mrs has 3500 acres but its got cattle and crop everywhere so I cant just go round dropping hectic skids uleh.

[spiderman]

dad's got crops and sheep on at the moment, but I has access to 3 properties so there's a fair few fallow/empty paddocks to dick around in :)

[86TRD]

My nan and pop have 110 acres, which is where i learnt to drive, i had a datsun kingcap 720 ute, was the drift machine haha, used to slide through all the tree's. wish i still had it.

[Jdm-Mcc]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan Id love a 720 kingcab! haha

One day ill have land, I just hope I havent grown out of my dreams of having land and all the fun I could have on it.

[spiderman]

i think between his two properties Dad's got something like 9,300 acres? Dunno. Then my uncle next door has 5,000 acres or so.
Heaps of space lol

[86TRD]

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/2/5/3/5/554871.jpg
the old beast haha

[ae86]

man if me and a few fellas had that kind of access to land, id def get some ke battles going

is that something similar to
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/521283.jpg

[Jdm-Mcc]

Pity we all dont live closer, Do a group buy on land for our own dirt squirt battles

[Jdm-Mcc]

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/521284.jpg

My brothers old dirt rig, never got the fun quite milked out of it because he loved it to dearly and wouldnt let anyone floor it too much without his watchful eye... now its gone to the great metal gods

[ae86]

makes me angry when girls on fb take a photo of a ke in a public car park cause they laughed it at cause it had an 'ilovedrift' sticker and they thought it was an old piece of shit...
fuck man what makes micras and cheap entry priced cars that are prob made of scrap metal and crap designs so special

[86TRD]

man if me and a few fellas had that kind of access to land, id def get some ke battles going

is that something similar to
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/521285.jpg
Yer sort of, that looks alot newer, mine was hell old and rusty, but was a good $50 purchase.

[ae86]

wish i knew more about datto's i love the shape of 1200 utes and 1600's

[Jdm-Mcc]

Datsuns is all I know LOL!

[spiderman]

soundwave lineup looks pretty awesome, might actually be worth the trip :P

[ae86]

link to lineup?!!!!!!!!!!

[rthy]

makes me angry when girls on fb take a photo of a ke in a public car park cause they laughed it at cause it had an 'ilovedrift' sticker and they thought it was an old piece of shit...
fuck man what makes micras and cheap entry priced cars that are prob made of scrap metal and crap designs so special
yea they girls use to pick on my ae71 :(

Looked the IS200 today, the car is pretty small, maybe around zz corolla size, maybe smaller.. if only the engine wasnt sucky i would have bought it.

[ae86]

yeah is200's arent big but they can still take 4 people comfortably, i really do love is250 shape but cant justify spending that much at this time, maybe if i already had my priorities in line like house n shit but not at this stage in life

[rthy]

found an IS200 dyno sheet for a stocker
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h41/JTMILLER/Lexus%202/26062008.jpg