Chuck Norris

[Brenton 86]

Iv been off the Chuck for a while now but a certain shanty member has rekindled my faith
This thread is dedicated to quotes and facts about the massiah himself

Some of my personal favourites:
1. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light not because hes afraid of the dark, because the dark is affraid on Chuck norris.

2. Aleins do exist there just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.

3. There no chin under Chuck Norris' beard just another fist.

4.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

5.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

6.There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up

OMG i could go on all day

Their all gold and this is the best website ever made:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[ae86_kiwi]

Man that is great. I'm am a new fan of the chuck.

[KAWAII_hachi_roku]

love the chuck norris http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[pumpkinking]

and here is the offspring of Mr Norris (on the lefty)

Hardcore fans or (real) die hard fans of the Norris family will know that young Norris is lead singer for hardcore band 'As I Lay Dieing'

[Klutch]

..Chuck norris is old. Let it die out. I hear enough of it on WoW.

[DRiiFT_King]

NEVER! heres some of my fav's
"when chuck norris falls in water, he doesnt get wet! the water gets chuck norris"

"chuck norris can believe its not butter"

"chuck norris knows, what Willis is talking about"

"chuck norris built rome in a day"

"before the booggy man goes to bead, he checks his wardrobe for chuck norris"

[thu187]

Chuck Norris once cooked 2 minute noodles in 30 seconds.

They say that Chuck Noriss' tears are the cure for cancer. Too bad he never cries.

LOL I love Chuck! He's a good sport about it too http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[4agtezza]

fuckin chuck norris

[Javal]

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Once chuck norris's wife asked chuck 'how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?', to which Chuck Norris promptly replied 'HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESCENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS! DON'T FUCK WITH CHUCK!' and then proceeded to roundhouse kick her in the face.

5 days later chuck realised the irony of his statment and laughed so hard every creature within a 5 mile radius of the blast went deaf.

END.

Javal.

[samuel]

After chuck Norris visited the Virgin islands, they were just known as "The Islands"...

[defect]

hahaha what a crack up@