Sum kent kicked my car!

[R1CHYY]

Well yesterday i took a mate to pay for his licence booking, i decided to try find a park in the street parallel with tingal rd on the train station parking side, all too avoid the main road (law enforcement). So im rocking up, i see a bunch of derros on bicycles, i keep driving n the big fat one that looked about 23 n had no teeth decides to call out "what a shit car" over n over.

i drive for a bit further n stop, then i decide thats a bad idea so i keep driving, the lil bicycle crew follow me, the big fat one pedals up to my window n keeps calling out shit, i just look n keep driving, and then he speeds up to continue next to me, i say to him "you got nothing anyways man, ur on a bike" n i keep driving away, i grab the breaker bar from behind my seat just in case he wont leave me alone. What do ya know, he sees me reach behind my seat, speeds up n stops his bike in front of me, n yells "yeh cmon ill take u with my fists", i think 'fk this khunt' went to swerve past him (not much room coz of a truck on my right) n he kicks my fkn car as i drive past! http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/rant.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/rant.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/rant.gif

Results of my poor lil innocent rolla VS The big fat motherfukn wynnum scum:

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/4/8/4/3/130314.jpg
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/4/8/4/3/130315.jpg

fukn cut about it, unnecessary and uncalled for fukn abuse n damage!

On a postive note, heres a pritty picture:
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/4/8/4/3/130316.jpg

[Robo86]

ffs sorry to hear it man...whata gay c**t! FUCK

[rthy]

wow ur calm, if that was me i would have ramed in into the ground and used the front lip to drag him unger the car for a few hunder meters until theres not much left of him then the cops would have to come and shop me so i dont finish of the other bike krew kents but then the cops would not shot me cos they are scum on the streets i mean who is like 23 and still ride bikes in a public area i know people ride bikes to work but ride bikes to be cool hahaha what a fat fag

[.:2DRFTU:.]

Where does he live... I'LL KILL HIM! Stupid bogan... tell him to fuck off and drive an old clapped out taxi where he belongs! I freakin loved your car and this dirty arab fucked it up :'(

[MountainRunner]

FUCk man what dumb c**ts I FUCKING LOVE uR second PIC PWA pure hotness man fucking bogans

[ke70dave]

ohh man unlucky, i live just up the road from queensland transport, some shifty guys around here. i never park on the street any more. its even to dangerous to walk home from the trainstation after dark...its really quite bad...

also im pretty sure i saw you on tuesday afternoon about 3pm, near balmoral high school i think, (on the way to the cinemas), i was in my ke70, multi coloured panels with quad lights.

also, that pretty pic is....pretty

[jono86]

wynnum sucks man, i live in manly. problem is if you get out of your car they steal it and then 950923740286 other wankers come up and start a fight with ya..... not fun.

[deleta]

Yes Wynnum is quite the hobo town, perhaps us people should go and fix the problem because thats so bulshit that you can drive a nice car with out it being wrecked, im shure if we go eneough people we could fix the problem..... Fuck yah Richy your car is pure sex good to here the batory is holding up and the radiator is in properly...... and ill see you tomarrrow dave for the headlight ness..... Peace

[Brenton 86]

wtf should of called five of ur scariest friends

[terryo]

yeh fkn first n last time i go there, atleast not in my car...not giving up on that kebab shop lol http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif



also im pretty sure i saw you on tuesday afternoon about 3pm, near balmoral high school i think, (on the way to the cinemas), i was in my ke70, multi coloured panels with quad lights.

also, that pretty pic is....pretty[/b]

yeh i live near there, didnt see ya though sorry

[The Enthusiast]

A fat pedal pusher what ya know!
sorry to hear about your car.
A similar thing happened to me in my corona at an intersection smashed my window.
I can say i know how you feel.
karma, it will serve its purpose!

Jack

[MountainRunner]

u no what have bein better if u turned into him so he falls off his bike fucking fat c**t my friends mate had a simular situation so he rolled down the window and pushed him off the bike and he landed face 1st serves him right tho bogans never learn

[hilton]

f**k man, if i saw your car id prolly dribble,,what a stupid fuckint c***!!! if he did that to me id take that breaker bar and smash his face in...that angers me so much http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/angry.gif

[hilton]

What a cock, people like this piss me off, tassie can be quiet bad at times http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/wtf.gif
Its BS, sometimes i wish i was tank so i could just shut them the fuk up[/b]

agreed

[HYPNTK]

yes this fucken does my head in...not sure if i would do it at the time but i swear i would have driven straight over him (making sure i didn't run him over but given him a good knock)...i reckon either go back with mates but that way you can get in trouble of hurt but if not doing that at least camp it out with a bunch of your mates and a shitload of eggs and egg the fuckers driveby-style...and make sure you get overdue/off ones for the fat fucker that kicked your ride

[MountainRunner]

na i rather smack the c**t then throw eggs if it was my car i whould skitz it .. go back with mates man some 1 has 2 teach them a lesson maybe not u but some 1

[hilton]

option 1!: knock him out shit in his mouth and mak ehim chew it
option 2: tie him up and throw him on a main road
option 3: tie him up , then to your tow point, and go for a slide
option 4: egg the fuck out of him, or roton milk water bombs, but from someone elses car
option 5: stay the fuck away from wynum and fat c***s!

but thats me....http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif

[R1CHYY]

all these ideas r sick...but, unfortunatly, it was me n a mate (we arnt big kents)... this guy was big..like big fat, chunky mother fuker legs n shit, n his friends (about 4 including a chick (dog bitch)) were all derro looking goth fellas.

So i didnt wanna take him on even with my breaker bar, i had bricks behind me seat (so i can jack my car up) so we were gonna drive past again n see if we could hit him in the head, but i decided not to go further n just leave with that much damage (just thoughts etc, e.g. miss n he throws the brick back).

But yeh if i see the khunt again (hopefully with some of my bigger friends) ill enforce that karama!

[hilton]

so we were gonna drive past again n see if we could hit him in the head,[/b]

hahahaha i love it hahaha

[rthy]

option 6: smack him in the gutt with the bar, then chuck bike in the boot and drive off


























then go to f/s section and make some $$ for new panels

[R1CHYY]

head on gutter then jumping on it is some fkd up sh!t to watch aye! that plus stealing the bike n selling it would be tops!

[hilton]

i think option 6 ftw. or mabey enen a wynum cruize one night to find him. then see what he says. and steal his bycicle:P and make some sweet dosh off it in f/s section...although it might not be worth it seeing he might injure some more poor corolla's...so option 6 ftw i say
..

[rthy]

snap his legs so he will be out of action for awhile

he wont be "kicking" or riding for awhile anyways lol

but i might feel sorry for him so just break one leg, or his arm lol


edit:
option7: replace kicked panel
then oneday when u see him throw the panel at him! alternatively u may use the guard as a weapon

[hilton]

ok f*** option6...i think option 7 is now ftw...most eficent and prolly the smartest lol

[sprinters_r_mad]

sorry bout ur car mate..........i think we all agree that he is a deadshit thats gonna die of an OD in the next few months anyway..............
but in the meantime fuckers like him aint got no heart....................they're weak as piss and as soon as u get the upper hand hes gonna squeel like a bitch so i say BRAWL HIS ASS with ur mass mates and put him in his place.........fucker http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/angry.gif

go do it and let us know http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif

good luck buddy http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/2thumbs.gif

[JinxD]

i say if you dont want to fight him just throw something realy sticky on him like malasus because we all know kents like that onley have showers once a fortnight and it just might make him stick to a job

[hilton]

i say if you dont want to fight him just throw something realy sticky on him like malasus because we all know kents like that onley have showers once a fortnight and it just might make him stick to a job[/b]

hahahhahahahaha then once youve malusus'ed the kent u could throw some kind of sicky furtaliser or powder of some sort...then he'd be a , stinky,fat,derro bum who should die

[GAKI86]

GO BACK OUTTHERE YOU LIL FVCKING SISSY AND COLLECT HIS ASS!!!!!

[Klutch]

Where does he live... I'LL KILL HIM! Stupid bogan... tell him to fuck off and drive an old clapped out taxi where he belongs! I freakin loved your car and this dirty arab fucked it up :'([/b]
I wouldn't say he's a bogan.

If i'de choose my own words....trailer trash scum.

[Wally]

Dude... Car vs Bike... Car will always win in a ramming match, should have rammed that fatfuck and knocked him off the bike...

How old are you?

[MountainRunner]

ROFL Thats what i said wally

[Klutch]

Dude... Car vs Bike... Car will always win in a ramming match, should have rammed that fatfuck and knocked him off the bike...

How old are you?[/b]
Yea, but ramming a fat dude = dented car.

Either that, or your car will just stop tottaly once it hits him O_o

[driftke70]

im moving all my stuff into a new clean shell so i can fuck this one up, ill be more than happy to swing the back end into a fat mole. Just gotta look after the front for vtec.

[mattysshop]

it's times like these you wish you had one of my patented tennis ball cannons.. can shoot an average tennis ball 230m.. i paced it out.. and the thing come out the end like nocunts bussiness!! then you get a solid rubber pet tennis ball.. or fill a tennis ball with sand... next thing you know your putting holes in your mates dad's shed....

sorry.. got a little carried away.. lol.. i have scaled these down also to a 38mm barrel.. good for plums and other stone fruit..

[The Enthusiast]

seriously, can i buy one!

[R1CHYY]

im keen! ...n as for ramming car...i just got some shit fixed up on the front end, im 100% sure it would be like hitting a pole! could possibly knock him over but the car aint going much further

[rthy]

it's times like these you wish you had one of my patented tennis ball cannons.. can shoot an average tennis ball 230m.. i paced it out.. and the thing come out the end like nocunts bussiness!! then you get a solid rubber pet tennis ball.. or fill a tennis ball with sand... next thing you know your putting holes in your mates dad's shed....

sorry.. got a little carried away.. lol.. i have scaled these down also to a 38mm barrel.. good for plums and other stone fruit..[/b]
mmm yes... option 8: get a towbar + a trailer so u can mount this tennis ball cannon on to the trailer and get a mate to shoot at those kids... drive by style

[chapl]

all these ideas r sick...but, unfortunatly, it was me n a mate (we arnt big kents)... this guy was big..like big fat, chunky mother fuker legs n shit, n his friends (about 4 including a chick (dog bitch)) were all derro looking goth fellas.[/b]

bah you could have taken em... weapon or no weapon..
fat dudes are slow... but have the weight behind them..
if your quick enough you could beat him..
and the other dudes... haha they were prob scared...

[R1CHYY]

ok, we arnt all street fighters round here!

[bahnugget]

hey! whats with all the wynnum bagging its not THAT bad, i drive thru there every single day at about 1am, and i dont see another person.. i stop at 7-11 for some beverage sometimes and i never had any trouble.

u just gotta learn to handle yourself yo.

if it were me i would've rammed him, but just the wheel or something, enough to knock him off and not damage your car.

[chapl]

ok, we arnt all street fighters round here![/b]

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[MountainRunner]

^^^ ROFL HAHAHAH

[r3zzz4]

I know how it feels... come back from christmas holidays to find my sprinter in the front yard with the right rear guard kicked in by my ex-girlfriends new boyfriend.
Still hasnt apologised or even talked to me and the fuker lives next door!
Do engines enjoy sand more than oil? Il see what his car says in a few weeks.
Karma will fuk everyone and anything, remember that...

[Bustin_86]

Richy that sucks man, when i come up we will hunt him down, rural stylez http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif

[driftke70]

just carry chain, its the only solution

[hilton]

im always guna have a shifter and some chain under my seat just in case..with all the stupid kinda shit i get myself into...and i hope this talk about killng/(smashing the shit out of him/ and blowing a hole in him with a tenis ball launcher is joke, knockin him off his bike r throwing something at him sounds reasonable to me, co zif the fat shit kicked ur car over him thinking it wa sshit, cmon what u think he will do if yoy apsolutely amash him?

[DRFTPG]

a hit to the knees with a baseball bat allways gets em down mwahaha

[MountainRunner]

na if a fat kid touched my car i whould smash him fullstop. He damges ur car u damage his face http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif lOl

[HYPNTK]

guys its easy to sit here and say i would do this or that and everything but the fact of the matter is that you gotta be smart about these things in the sense that if you absolutely know you can beat him and not get hurt then thats fine, go for it but if you're unsure and you risk yourself getting seriously hurt or damaging your car heaps then you drive off and get him in a much dirtier way....there is know machismo on the street...you gotta be a dirty kent (just like they are eg. the fat kent that kicked in your car coz he's a fat kent)

[R1CHYY]

wooooooo wynnum waarzzz...lets all get wasted!

[us_ae86]

Option 6: Let me fly over there. Period. I am a street fighter. It's been in my blood all my life. I get paid to whoop some a$$. I'll do it for you for free. Remember, I manage a strip club near Seattle here in the USA. I deal with alot of crazy retards that think they're tough. Beating fat kids is just a side hobby. Especially the ones that like to ruin others cars. That really pisses me off now. I do however plan to go there sometime within the year hopefully. If i am in the area, just let me know where this egghead lives, and make sure you have access to a video camera. I'll give you a true youtube moment. http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/wink.gif

[HYPNTK]

mmmmm fat kid getting ass whooped on youtube...madness

[HYPNTK]

i reckon we organise a 86 club trip to america and go stay at us_ae86's strip joint...dunno 'bout you's but i have no problem with sleeping on the couches or behind the bar

[R1CHYY]

im keen

[Gilly]

Why is there a Brown front guard on the car Richy?

what did you do to my precious (to be read in freaky dude from lord of the rings voice) http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

i would have bumped him with the car, but thats me...

[FLT LNR]

lol, the maddest threads that get heaps of posts real fast always are about kents wronging someone, and the rest of us all wanna deck the c**t.
its awesome lol ae86dc retribution squad. execute the fuckers i say http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/2thumbs.gif

[MountainRunner]

ahahah *E** people r all street fighters http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[us_ae86]

speaking of.... i just had to roll up a guy last night! Friday nights are the best here at the club! This guy threw a pen at one of the dancers on stage. we told him to leave, but he didn't want to. I grabbed him by the shoulder. When he turned to swing at me, i elbowed him in the jaw (accidently http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/wink.gif ). he still struggled while i was dragging him out of the club. When we got to the door, he tried to pull some crappy kind of karate kick on me. when he missed, i grabbed his leg and shot my hand out towards his throat and watched his drunk ass tumble backwards down the cement stairs!! When the cops showed up, they asked me what happened and one of the other officers winked at me and cut off my answer and told the other officer that he was drunk and fell down the stairs!! They then gave the guy a criminal tresspass so he can't step foot on the club property again. What a night. http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/smile.gif

[MountainRunner]

AHAHHAHAh sweet what a fucking idiot

[hilton]

your job would be frigin sweet hahaha

[R1CHYY]

Why is there a Brown front guard on the car Richy?

what did you do to my precious (to be read in freaky dude from lord of the rings voice) http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

i would have bumped him with the car, but thats me...[/b]

Your precious, which is also my precious (to be read in freaky dude from lord of the rings voice), is fine... just getting driven http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif ....and not into fat wynnum scum http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

[GAKI86]

MAMA SAYS GET BACK OUTTHERE AND COLLECT HIS ASS!!!!! XD

[Gilly]

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Why is there a Brown front guard on the car Richy?

what did you do to my precious (to be read in freaky dude from lord of the rings voice) http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

i would have bumped him with the car, but thats me...[/b]

Your precious, which is also my precious (to be read in freaky dude from lord of the rings voice), is fine... just getting driven http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif ....and not into fat wynnum scum http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/rolleyes.gif
[/b]

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/laugh.gif

me thinks you hit something.......

i heard the story http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/ohmy.gif http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/biggrin.gif good to see it gets drive HARD, respect....

i might have to keep front guards in stock, i don't think i'll be kind to my new 70 http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/tongue.gif

[R1CHYY]

yupp driven, hopeing to see her in japan soon, doing some sliding, n posted on youtube http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[Gilly]

sik

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[pebbles]

what a fukin fat jerk
hope he falls into a pool of acid or sumthing
arghhh whya re people so fucked up, kill him!

[rthy]

speaking of.... i just had to roll up a guy last night! Friday nights are the best here at the club! This guy threw a pen at one of the dancers on stage. we told him to leave, but he didn't want to. I grabbed him by the shoulder. When he turned to swing at me, i elbowed him in the jaw (accidently http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/wink.gif ). he still struggled while i was dragging him out of the club. When we got to the door, he tried to pull some crappy kind of karate kick on me. when he missed, i grabbed his leg and shot my hand out towards his throat and watched his drunk ass tumble backwards down the cement stairs!! When the cops showed up, they asked me what happened and one of the other officers winked at me and cut off my answer and told the other officer that he was drunk and fell down the stairs!! They then gave the guy a criminal tresspass so he can't step foot on the club property again. What a night. http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/emoticons/smile.gif[/b]
haha, so cops get the "free backstage pass" treatment ey