What has 8 legs, hair all over and lives in your garage?

[shadow_bunny]

I was working on my brakes when suddenly-

OH SHI-
http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/1/0/7/6/11307.jpg

yeah, it can keep the brake pad....

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/1/0/7/6/11308.jpg

I don't know the name of this type of spider, but damn it's creepy... and cool at the same time.

[*bj*]

kill it with fire!!!

[all torque]

Cool spider. Is that a tarantula?

[ae86hachiroku]

holy fuck... id shit my pants.

only way to deal with it is a baptism of fire.

[Moebius]

Looks like a huntsman. Why does everybody want to kill spiders? They keep the mozzie and fly population down, they're awesome.

[JUG-HEAD]

i cant move anything in my shed with out some sort of spider running out.

[*bj*]

Looks like a huntsman. Why does everybody want to kill spiders? They keep the mozzie and fly population down, they're awesome.

no way is that a huntsman!

[Moebius]

no way is that a huntsman!

I'm no expert, that's just what it looks like to me. What do you reckon it is?

[Nicko]

Its not a Huntsman...

Try Bird Spider

http://www.bugman123.com/Bugs/BirdEatingSpider.jpg

[*bj*]

I'm no expert, that's just what it looks like to me. What do you reckon it is?

haha I dunno man! All I know is that I'd be a long way from my garage if that thing was in it!

^^Maybe a bird spider?

[breno]

I'll paypal you $10 if you eat it.
Or $5 if you put it in your mouth.

Evidence needed.

[ae86hachiroku]

i burn them because im a arachnophobe (spelling?)

a small one sends me up the walls crying.

[sonsta]

is this guy from australia? whatever it is its fucking scary hahaha

[*bj*]

I'll paypal you $10 if you eat it.
Or $5 if you put it in your mouth.

Evidence needed.

PUT SPIDER ON HEAD

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Put_Shoe_On_Head (nsfw)

[Nicko]

Puerto Rico by the look of it...

So it could be a tarantula...

[Moebius]

Yeah we uhm, don't get them in Australia

But thanks for watching American movies...

Uhm, yeah we do ;) There's heaps of different kinds of tarantulas in Aus.

[driftke70]

looks similar to a brown recluse, but id be more on the trap door bird.

[dave2221]

looks like bird spider.....

[dave2221]

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/5/2/546863.jpg

[dave2221]

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//8a/a/8aa45f86522abb2f3e6ce6d85d707aa4.jpg

[dave2221]

note... i know he is in west end P.R

but still... Australia has fucking big spiders

[marvis]

KILL IT KILL IT!

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/152/crazyshovel.gif

marvis

[rthy]

glad not to be in QLD

ill stick to the 1cm Redbacks thanks

[breno]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/152/crazyshovel.gif




lol!!

[lo_rolla]

A spider fell on my face when I was taking a heat shield off the underside of my car.
Hit my head on the bottom of the car.

[Klutch]

i burn them because im a arachnophobe (spelling?)

a small one sends me up the walls crying.
Ditto.




I suddenly want to bugbomb my whole car, i see an awfull lot of spiderwebs under the suspension and some in my door jams...

[Wally]

Fuck me dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would faint i hate spiders.

Gezuz

[Klutch]

I tend to solve things by fire.

But has anyone seen Arachnaphobia?
Nothing worse than a massive flaming spider coming right at you.


Throwing a phonebook and running like fuck incase you miss does well.

[shinny]

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/1/0/4/7/546867.jpg

[breno]

i was once sitting at a computer desk and looked down and there was a spider on my leg bigger than my hand.
I was wearing jeans so i didnt feel it.

It took 3 people to get it in a box.
no one wanted to get near it.

[yoshimitsu9]

theres some spider that must have been discovered only recently? looks identical to a huntsman but is venomous and fucks yo shit up if it bites you

[racsov]

i went and looked at a c210 that had been sitting untouched for at least a year under trees.. open a door, and a few big fuckers went scurrying under the seats. fuuuuuuuuck that!

[Wally]

that does not look like a huntsman at all

[shift_rook]

fark that's one big arse spider, man that motivational poster of the spider eating the bird made me feel unwell

[biggo]

Id have to agree that spiders are good all round. All i know is ive got a few in my room and they keep the rest of the pests out. I think only cockroaches venture into the kitchen now.

But boy, dose that daddy look like he means business. Ill paypal breno $10 if he get the evidence of you eating it

[Axentrik]

id eat it, but id kill it first so i assume this would void the financial reasoning to do so.

[Axentrik]

looks like these spiders would hold more nutritional value
http://www.omnipresence.ca/images/blog/Spidey.jpg

[ke_70]

webmaster knows all did ya kill it?
biggo ur a freak! then again iv got daddy long legs livin in my room

[focus_7]

Spider lives in my driver side mirror, fresh webs there every morning.

[Sturgey]

i hate spiders....
only thing stops them.
citronella oil
mix it with water and spray it in every corner etc and ur set :)

[PuGZoR]

I hate spiders. Caught a 30cm+ centipede once, but spiders make me a lil nervous. Prolly cause no surface can stop them, those bastards go inverted no problems. Fire is the only win.

Reminds me of a story actually. My dad was sitting under a mango tree at our acre in Hervey Bay probably fifteen years ago. Just talking with mum, minding their own business. Then bam, wolf spider or something jumped down onto his head. Freaking huge mofo. My dad owned a rather large pest control business at the time and had done so for the previous ten years to that moment. He still freaked, ripped off his shirt and danced around the yard like a dickhead.

I still giggle when I remember him flailing trying to get the thing off of him.

[blinded]

I just walked past a spider outside on the ground, about twice a 50c piece size, and decided to check it out. Sort of put a foot near it, and the fucker jumped about 15cm into the air over my foot and into the grass. First time I've seen a spider jump on flat ground.

[Frak]

Spiders are fucked up

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/403/621bj6.jpg (http://img10.imageshack.us/my.php?image=621bj6.jpg)

[crackett]

I can't stand the little pricks. We find decent redbacks in the tyres at work all the time when the air heats up. Little spray of tyre shine on the abdomen, followed by lighting equals some entertainment.

But seriously, I'll be the first to admit that the sight of a huntsmen, will make me piss myself and bail.

[dave2221]

huntsmen dont realllly frighten me (unless the fucker sneaks up on me)

but i am resident spider catcher at my place.... working a catch and release system with huntsmen.

everything else its more smart, more safe.... mortein the fuckers

[shichi~]

had a fuckin huge huntsmen in my room then found out the come in pairs yet to find the other fucker

[45aken]

Has anyone failed to notice WHAT THE FUCK SPIDERS THE ARMY DUDE ARE HOLDING???
F that man, I hate spiders.
There was one big ass huntsman hiding behind the sun visor in my car once...girlfriend flipped it down on the highway at 120km/h and freaked it..As did I.
frantically pulled over and tried to kill it, got it but then it ran under the seat. that fucker kept reappearing once every week for about a month, until the car went in for a full respray. Im sure he freaked out some poor apprentice taking out my interior hahaha

Kill them all and let god sort it out..

[xero]

the big fuck off spider the army guy has is actually 2 spiders. they are called camel spiders apparently.
and they like to fight with each other!

[focus_7]

Iraqi Camel spiders. They're shit at fighting. Google Bugfights for proof.