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Konakid
11th October 2007, 12:44 AM
Ok, goes like this, type your first or last name into urbandictionary.com and see what your name means in slang.

A few of mine...

1. henry 178 up, 35 down

an 8th of marijuana

Do you know where I can find Henry?


6. Henry 32 up, 31 down

A psychological problem where workaholics suffer from boredom, instead of stress. This causes the patient to disturb his/her colleagues, decreasing the company's overall productivity. A severe form of boredom.

He works so fast, if the boss doesn't give him more work, he might suffer from the Henry.
My colleague suffers from the Henry, its really irritating to be with him.


My fave...

8. henry 3 up, 3 down

to do somthing seedy and slutty

he pulled a henry on me when he had his hand up my skirt.


Post up yours!

wooley
11th October 2007, 01:01 AM
rofl. used last name. cause the only thing that came up for my first was wack. actually shit that comes up for my last names wack too.

e.g.
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Wooley Booger 1 up, 4 down

A woman's pussy, one that's not shaved

I'm in the mood for a little wooley booger
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so middle name it is.. haha.
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benjamin 214 up, 33 down

short or slang expression for a 100(hundred)-dollar-bill 'cause Benjamin Franklin's face is on the front side of it

what is in this bag?--it's full of benjamins!
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benjamin 84 up, 71 down

hebrew name meaning

"the son of the right hand"

See example

benjamin is such a nazi, I cant believe he is a jew
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ben 267 up, 67 down

A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!

"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."
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so yea... they all pretty lame. haha.

Gilly
11th October 2007, 01:01 AM
1. David
765 up, 245 down


A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

^^^dull

Gilly is much more exotic!!!!

1. gilly
19 up, 13 down


Just straight up Fucked up.

That shit is gilly man.




2. gilly
10 up, 16 down


person that doesnt stop laughing

Stop being a gilly.

3. Gilly
9 up, 19 down


Derives from Flanshawillian meaning to do fuck all for a living.

' went to college and eventually got a job doing Gilly'
'I get paid to Gilly all day'

Konakid
11th October 2007, 01:28 AM
Hahhahaha fucking love it!

obey wan boenny
11th October 2007, 01:36 AM
Surname:

Tran 10 up, 62 down

Originates from a guy named Tran who always tends to do stupid stuff whenever someone approaches. One of the most explicit swearwords in Norway.

Can be used as an adjective and verb as well as a noun.

"Don't be so Tranish!"

"You Tran you"
(Note: on any other noun a "fucking" would have been used, but this would simply have been to explicit)

"The Tran idiot."

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Middle name:

han 14 up, 32 down

a shortened version of "Hating ass #####"

"What teh fuck that HAN ass want?"

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First name:

HAO 8 up, 14 down

This is hyderabadi Urdu lingo that means YES

Hao, mey mirchika salan khaya

:)

mike86
11th October 2007, 01:58 AM
First name: Michael

1. Michael 524 up, 209 down

From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

Michael drove Satan and his armies from heaven.


Middle name: Peter

1. peter 332 up, 162 down

the penis (see also cock,pecker)

He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.


Last name : Busby

1. Busby 18 up, 2 down

Scotland's answer to Bosnia. Famed for producing psychotic loons and potatoes. Lots of them.

Believe me, you don't want to be walking the mean streets of busby at night. The crazies will get ya.


this 1 made me lol tho VV

4. Busby 4 up, 3 down

or (pulling a busby) A condition when a male is in a room with one or more females and cannot hear or notice any other males because he is to intent on scoreing with the ladies. -Usually the only time a male can hear you when he is "pulling a busby" is when a male tries to talk to one of the females resulting in a "shut the fuck up" remark.

Last night I was working on a slig and Jeff totaly came up to us and pulled a busby.
or
I had something important to ask Jeff but he was busy pulling a busby with an import.

johl
11th October 2007, 02:13 AM
doesnt have my name in it... note to self... think of something funny to write for all to view....

pebbles
11th October 2007, 03:43 AM
lol last name
1. Dearman

Ticklish, wanna-be ninja

He's a Dearman for sure.


firstname
Alex 23 up, 9 down

noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex





i tried my middle names but they both came up with nothing

bahnugget
11th October 2007, 03:07 PM
first name - Greg

1. greg
144 up, 33 down

A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women

do you like him?
Yeah hes ok but hes a bit of a greg...
really, i thought he was shy?
nah he flirts with all the girls when hes drunk

middle name - thomas

1. thomas
267 up, 166 down

a very large mangina

"how's your thomas doing today?"

nothing came up for my last name.

driftke70
11th October 2007, 03:33 PM
1. Ryan
839 up, 320 down


A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".

Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king.
tags names brian king irish rian
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2. ryan
1052 up, 651 down


the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

Ryan wants to go to Virginia Beach to vistit one girl he met there on vacation1
tags hott guys cute guys love relationships guys romance
by schulhafer virginia beach Sep 22, 2006 email it
3. ryan
7 up, 1 down


A noble ganster who shoots unstabel ######s

I wanna be ryan!
Fuck you!
tags ryan sheperd ryan shepherd haha fuck gangster
by Bae Grece Sep 24, 2007 email it


2. corolla
121 up, 40 down


sick car, goes hard pulls hoes

fuck man
bitches are all over the corolla
by d Mar 6, 2003 email it
3. corolla
96 up, 35 down


The best pimpin car in any town.

Dang that is a freakin corolla bitch.
by Joe Aug 26, 2004 email it

Konakid
11th October 2007, 08:59 PM
middle name - thomas

1. thomas
267 up, 166 down

a very large mangina

"how's your thomas doing today?"

nothing came up for my last name.[/b]

:lol:

reuben
11th October 2007, 09:10 PM
This is mine

brad (y) 41 up, 23 down (n)


Brad (y) 205 up, 93 down (n)

RObErT_RaTh
11th October 2007, 09:55 PM
First Name

1.Nelson 77 up, 62 down

adj. someone who is whipped or easily influnced by the female sex

Stop being a Nelson, and don't do her chart homework for her

haha so true, u remember autosalon 2005 Hao

2.Nelson 45 up, 77 down

Somebody who is unusually tall but has a very small penis.

That guy that bought me that prankster drink is such a Nelson


not so true:P



Middle Name
Reid

A hot boy who gets all the ladies... yeah dawg

The person typing this definition is my example


Reid 72 up, 54 down

A rebel; one who defaces public property simply for the purpose of showing dislike of authority.

Did you see that terrorist? He's a Reid alright.


And finally last name

Ward 14 up, 14 down

(verb) to offer someone a cigarette when you know the box is empty just to see their reaction and loudly make fun of them

(Upon the victim opening said cigarette box)"OOOHHHhhhh you got Warded!!!"

ward 2 up, 3 down

to be or is a legend

That guy over there is a ward.


Ward 2 up, 6 down

A word that describes that feeling that every man gets when he happens to be within close range of a lady and you know that a ketchup jerk just wont do, regardless of who, or how, you pull! It is, in a way, the Horney Demon that lies, dorment, in all men, waiting to pounce at any unexpected moment. It is almost instinct, we all have a bit of Ward in us, deep down, even if we dont show it!

Matt: Im fellin a bit of Ward in me at the moment! That bird looks like an amazin knob gobbler!

Chris: What bird?

Matt: That one on the bus, Maan!
Chris: Naahhh Mate, shes a blatent kittylicker!

breno
11th October 2007, 10:41 PM
1. Brendan 137 up, 122 down

What Tom Cruise called his penis.

Tom cruise- "Come here Brendan i wanna make you throw up in this damp cave."





2. breno 7 up, 10 down

extremely sexy muthafucka everyone loves to suck breno's ginormous COCK. he is the coolest person in this muthafucking unifuckingverse

man i would love breno to fuck fuck fuck me.


Man look at that guy he is soo hott he almost looks like a breno.

verm69
11th October 2007, 10:44 PM
gilly has the same name as me, so i won't put one up for david


but verm??? it's pretty much my job description :lol:


1. verm
19 up, 4 down


the only teacher that gets paid to do nothing; archrival of crump

Verm: Group! go to file, open...
Me: does anyone listen to him anyways
Tyler: no, not really



yes i work at a school :lol: but i'm not a teachers <_<

shinny
11th October 2007, 11:05 PM
1. Liam 250 up, 74 down

Liam aka P.I.M.P

Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle.


"I once saw this guy dressed in a cape with a golden cane. He was like a fucking shepherd, with hundreds of bitches swinging of his cock. They were all screaming somthing that sounded like liam! But it could have been heaven? The bitches were touching his cape and getting backhands left right and center. Now thats a PIMP if I ever saw one"

2. Liam 173 up, 60 down

Pimped out machine, ripped, gun, tank, homie g, gangsta

"the creature known as liam has the beauty to distract the eyes of everyone it walks by, its god like features are matched by none, except the ripped beauty only known as Sam"

MINIHORSE
11th October 2007, 11:07 PM
felix 3 up, 12 down

when one female is urinating, a male or female straddles her lap and unloads poop preferbly diahrrea and or urinates in the toilet.

dude man Lilly Levitt is peeing in the toilet, im about to give her a suprising wicked awesome felix!

Felix 35 up, 16 down

A lighter.
Origin: character from James Bond films, CIA agent Felix Leiter.

My spliff's out. Pass the felix.

lol toilet POOPIE

Bobomacho
11th October 2007, 11:20 PM
look up muzza

MINIHORSE
11th October 2007, 11:28 PM
Muzza

muzza 536 up, 38 down

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..

Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.

They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.

As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.

Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.

Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.

Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks..

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2. Muzza 171 up, 41 down

Closely associated with the Large-Haired Maria, the Muzza is a creature most often seen in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. Despite common preconceptions, the Muzza can be of any racial background, provided they have a loud, cheap car, chest hair and a taste for expensive hair products. They ARE mostly either Italian, Greek, middle European or Mediterranean, but individuals of many different nationalities have been sighted in the greater Melbourne region.

your VL Turbo makes you look like a fully sick muzza. Come down Bell st Maccas and do burnouts with us, re.

by Mark Onkey Dec 15, 2003 email it
3. Muzza 124 up, 53 down

A wog, usually southern Italian, half Italian or half-Serbian/half-Croatia n. Resides in the northern or western suburbs of melbourne. When driving, a muzza sees no problem driving 100kmph in first gear. When communicating, a muzza owns 4-5 different sim cards to take advantage of the cheap call rates deals offered by Telstra, Optus, Vodafone and cousin Frankie's pirate mobile network. Sees scoring an ENTER over 40 as shameful. Sees hanging out in Macca's carparks as a much more productive use of time. Cannot comprehend that not every female in the world is willing to give him head when he asks for it.

by anonymous Sep 28, 2003 email it

shinny
11th October 2007, 11:34 PM
ZING!

r3zzz4
12th October 2007, 12:28 AM
1. Dane 73 up, 56 down

Alternative word for penis.

Ronald threw the paper towels at my dane! Hes lucky it wasnt hard, the towels I mean!


kind of heavy, but stumbled on this one after:


1. Danegasm 3 up, 1 down

an enourmis orgasm brought on by a hot guy

That hot guy over there (implying me) just gave me a Danegasm last night

Konakid
12th October 2007, 01:23 AM
Muzza

muzza 536 up, 38 down

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..

Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.

They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.

As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.

Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.

Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.

Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks..

by Dupz Mar 31, 2005 email it
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2. Muzza 171 up, 41 down

Closely associated with the Large-Haired Maria, the Muzza is a creature most often seen in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. Despite common preconceptions, the Muzza can be of any racial background, provided they have a loud, cheap car, chest hair and a taste for expensive hair products. They ARE mostly either Italian, Greek, middle European or Mediterranean, but individuals of many different nationalities have been sighted in the greater Melbourne region.

your VL Turbo makes you look like a fully sick muzza. Come down Bell st Maccas and do burnouts with us, re.

by Mark Onkey Dec 15, 2003 email it
3. Muzza 124 up, 53 down

A wog, usually southern Italian, half Italian or half-Serbian/half-Croatia n. Resides in the northern or western suburbs of melbourne. When driving, a muzza sees no problem driving 100kmph in first gear. When communicating, a muzza owns 4-5 different sim cards to take advantage of the cheap call rates deals offered by Telstra, Optus, Vodafone and cousin Frankie's pirate mobile network. Sees scoring an ENTER over 40 as shameful. Sees hanging out in Macca's carparks as a much more productive use of time. Cannot comprehend that not every female in the world is willing to give him head when he asks for it.

by anonymous Sep 28, 2003 email it[/b]

POTY 2007

Bobomacho
12th October 2007, 07:59 PM
fucken great i laughed hard because its so true

MINIHORSE
13th October 2007, 11:48 AM
BT1 3 thumbs down

BT1, is a "tuff" high powered form of the VL commodore, they are quite frequantly colored yellow, they are quite fast cars like in some cases example: "Highway BT1", it is known that "DUCK" drives this yellow bt1 with numberplates "HIGHWAYBT1", it is also known that "Duck" attends friday night runs @ calder every weekend which she runs flat 10s. duck duck

"Oh bro i was lining up next to that highway bt1 in teh drag race and the chik inside said to me "WHAT KUNT" so i looked away"

"Farrroutt bro i see that HIGHWAYBT1 dosing all over melbourne"





2. BT1 7 up, 10 down

the BT1 is the sikest of all sik commodores ever made. The yellow VL BT1 for instance is the fastest of the fast commodore's ever made, because a) it is yellow, and B) it is also a BT1.

My Cuz's friends BT1 runz 8's on the 1/4 wif a stock turbo.

howee
13th October 2007, 01:59 PM
Aha this is cool

Joel 57 up, 40 down

When a pimp makes all of his hos and tricks pay him just for working for him.

Jenna Jameson is joeling her daddy.

Downside of last name...

howe 4 up, 5 down

A homosexual orgy, a play on words.
"Homosexual, we"
Thereby getting the term "Howe"

"How about we go have a howe, Bruce and Barry?"
"Sounds good Steve, sounds good"

howe 6 up, 8 down

meh no meaning

this grandma makes me say howe

They don't have my nicknames on there.

howee