Eating a 4kg Square Ham! RESULTS ADDED!

[maxhag]

hey guys,

I work in a big food werehouse, and a few of us will give this wierd guy $60, if he eats a 4kg square shoulder ham. He only gets the money if he eats the whole thing! He has to eat it caveman style too! The boss even sponserd us the ham for the event....

It's all going down on tuesday, We are filming it, so i will give you guys the link to it when its done :2thumbs:

So here's a game for you guys. Post up your predictions of what you think will happen, During the event and the possible side effects, and we'll see whose right. :lol: :lol:



J Riftin

[MountainRunner]

ahahha Mad u reckon he will Chuck b4 he gets past 3kg (y) :P

[maxhag]

i reckon 2kg and he'll give up. Then, plenty of diorirroa afterwards...

[dr1ft-pig]

i reckon he will swallow it whole, take ur money, go get pissed wif it and spew it all over the floor
:lol:

[Driftspec]

^+1 :lol:

Footage needs to be provided!!1

[hilton]

hahahaha.

i think hes vegitarien. and if not. he will be after this.

[maxhag]

UPDATE:

It's not happening untill friday now, but IT WILL HAPPEN!

So keep going with the predictions....


J Riftin

[Gilly]

death possibly

my bet is 1.5kg

i've seen the biggest steak on offer at the "hairy lemon" (not a restauarant for ugly lesbians) get eaten and they made a big deal about that (1kg from memory) that involves a lot of chewing and shit whereas a shoulder ham shouldn't be too bad in that regard.

4KG is a LOT of food though, i doubt a stomach could physically hold it.

i will put money on 1.5kg

thats going off an average height and weight. is this guy a big dude or what??

[Bustin_86]

Hospital.

[Clinton]

lol yeah i think hospital. stomach pumped. can you even get that done for food??.


if he does it i think hell have some major constipation going on

[amulday]

1.9-2.1kgs, depending if he has access to a beverage or not to wash down all that snout, otherwise 1.4-1.6741kgs.

[Bustin_86]

Trust you to get technical Sam :lol:

[driftke70]

tell him to eat marie biscuits and suck the juice out of mandarins about 5 hours leading up the the event, thats what professinal food comp dudes do to stretch their stomach.

But otherwise id say about 1 killo maybe 1.2

[us_ae86]

I could do it.
Shit.. I've eaten 5 big macs in one sitting.... and washed them down with fries succa.

[Clinton]

your a weapon but chris. and those are usdm big macs not adm big macs. thats a stella effort eh!

[Klutch]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (us_ae86 @ Nov 13 2007, 04:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=436279)</div>
I could do it.
Shit.. I've eaten 5 big macs in one sitting.... and washed them down with fries succa.[/b]
You're an american though :P

[Driftspec]

ADM BigMacs < ADM Cheesburgers < USDM Big Macs

Kinda sad hey :(

[Clinton]

lol. its terrible how big USDM big macs are

[us_ae86]

They're pretty big actually.

[poh_86]

i bet he is going to get bowel cancer

[obey wan boenny]

he's going to projectile vomit and shit his pants at the same time.

[AsleepAtTheWheel]

That much sodium nitrate can't be good for you :blink:

[seek]

how big is this guy?

is he like starving himself at the moment, in preparation for Friday (or when ever he has to eat it?)

i reckon 1kg, maybe even abit less.

... 1kg is a shitload of ham,

[driftke70]

starving yourself makes your stomach shrink

[nath]

i once seen some one eat 3kgs of bbq'd meat he had to take a shit half way through but 3kg none the less
3 and 1/2 hours it took him

[maxhag]

UPDATE:

The guy is about 180cm and skinnish. His secret weapon is that he has the ability to down a huge amount of piss. He has been practicing all week by eating heaps (to expand his stomach).

I am the warehouse manager, and i told him, that if he completes his task, he can go home early......

Somehow i dont think he is gonna have a good friday night..... :lol:

There is already talk of his next task........ It's even worse........
TASK: To drink a 2KG jar of minced garlic (pretty runny)........
But thats for later....

Very funny so far guys, Good work!

[Clinton]

man thats mesed up! drink minced garlic sure will keep the vamps away though so he can sleep easy that night

[08ftw]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Clinton -KETO- @ Nov 15 2007, 09:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=437318)</div>
man thats mesed up! drink minced garlic sure will keep the vamps away though so he can speak easy that night[/b]

He's not gona be able to get a sentence out with out having to run & do a shit if he drinks that.

[Gilly]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AsleepAtTheWheel @ Nov 14 2007, 02:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=436816)</div>
That much sodium nitrate can't be good for you :blink:[/b]

glaben



the garlic one is wak, he won't do 5 spoonfuls

i stand by my original ham estimate

[Clinton]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (08ftw @ Nov 15 2007, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=437660)</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Clinton -KETO- @ Nov 15 2007, 09:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=437318)
man thats mesed up! drink minced garlic sure will keep the vamps away though so he can speak easy that night[/b]

He's not gona be able to get a sentence out with out having to run & do a shit if he drinks that.
[/b][/quote]


LOL whoops i ment sleep my bad i was thikning of somehting else sorry for the mis-understanding rofl

[GAKI86]

dont forget to wash it up with a bottle of tabasco red.

[maxhag]

RESULTS:

Ok guys, It did go down this afternoon and it was funny, but dissapointing.
With an empty stomach, he started by taking small bites and chewing it well. I was taking ages. We insisted that he goes harder, but it was still slow. By this stage, he was not enjoying it at all. We gave him a beer to wash it down with. He started feeling real sick after about only 400g, which looked like nothing at all. He kept going, gagging lots, but still didn't spew. He then got real ill and he had trouble with his vision and balance. By now, it's been 1hr and 20mins. He gave up and tryed to spew, but couldnt...... After weighing the ham, he only ate 865g. Everyone called him a pussy! He wasn't feeling well so i said he can go home anyway. He then said " I'am not getting in my car untill i've done a shit"........

Bad News: We set the thing up infront of a security camera (High qual colour). When we checked the cameras afterwards, 2 of the cameras were down in the building, 1 of them was the one we used! I didn't think to check the cameras first...... my fault. We caught most of it on a good camera phone, but the battery went flat after about 40mins. I wont get the footage till monday, but i will def let u know when it's up


I brought the rest of the ham home for my dog (pitbull) and gave him a bit. Not even would he eat it, Thats how bad this ham was.

The guy is a degenerate.

[driftke70]

to be honest with you, i love my ham, speshly off the bone at christmas, and rekon i could pull a better effort that most days of the week, and im not the biggest of people. I rekon just make sandos with thick slices dipped in tomato sauce i could get a fair bit down. When christmas comes ill see how much i can do. Back up my words.

[stefan]

damm constipated for a week or more

he probably went to the chemist and downed a whole packet of laxitives

and was shitting poo and blood for a few days

damm pretty filthy effort

id never attempt it

[Driftspec]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (driftke70 @ Nov 17 2007, 03:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=438424)</div>
to be honest with you, i love my ham, speshly off the bone at christmas, and rekon i could pull a better effort that most days of the week, and im not the biggest of people. I rekon just make sandos with thick slices dipped in tomato sauce i could get a fair bit down. When christmas comes ill see how much i can do. Back up my words.[/b]

Yeah fully, Christmas ham rocks! Breakfast, lunch and dinner it always gets eaten, and then for like a week afterwards :D

Must have been a rank as ham, if it was good he probably would have downed most of it quicker. I don't think he would have made it, but he would have done a better job.

Oh and that garlic idea is rank :fap:

[maxhag]

this ham was very differant to christmas ham.

This was low quality processed glob.

[Gilly]

i know the shit you mean

big cubed fucker, it is RANK version of meat

surprised at the low amount, seriously thought more could be eaten.

[Javal]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Maxhag @ Nov 16 2007, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=438186)</div>
The guy is a degenerate.[/b]

Way to value your employees ;)

LOL @ expected results, good fun :)

[hilton]

bahahaha funny.

lol

[hilton]

bahahaha funny.

lol

[acidreign]

haha thats GOLD - warehouse glutten games, miss them

if you wanna see some fun, get a mass bag of Pretzels, biggest u can find, and dare a cocky chump $10 they cant devour the whole bag, the catch being, keep em topped up with fluids the whole time, and at the end, tell them to "Finish it up!!" and down tha salt down the bottom off the bag. . Wait about 10 mins. . have ur camera phones ready for some cheap (Messy) fun! haha works a treat

[callum1]

in my house at cristmas time we have a real ham for the day..and we have a decoy ham that we all pick at on the lead up to cristmas...very clever of mum

[maxhag]

Good for you. :crazy:

[Huz]

^^ WTF is wrong with that??

[lo_rolla]

How much garlic??

I once drank a bottle of sweet chilli sauce in 2 minutes for 30 bucks. Let me say the saying "Ring Of Fire" has never been more applicable.
And my mates never payed up. And I've eat well over a kilo of meat in one sitting. Fuckin' piss. But fuck ham. And fuck garlic.

[acidreign]

anyone tried the pretezl challenge yet?
the results are worth recording. Trust me

[Clinton]

that happened to me once when iwas like 7 or 8. i drank this awesome fruit juice i bought in cronulla main street and then me and my dad went to pick up salt for the pool and he said it was ok to eat and he ate some so being a young lad and wanting to be like my dad i ate a stac of it and about 10 mins later *wwooooosshggaaa* biggest vomit i ever did in my life. thats including all the passion pop and goon nights