Do you pick your nose?

[biggo]

I reckon we need some more offtopicness in this forum.

So poll away, I'm anticipating the optimists to win (thats yes if your a troll)

[stinger_007]

No, not any more.... in my younger days i would happly pick away....

I was a roll and fling kinda guy....i have never, and will never eat it...
(I'm picked it out 'cos i don't want it in my body....)

As for the protein side,........do you eat 'other' high protein things that 'come' (pun!) out of your body?

(again, I 'release' it out 'cos i don't want it in my body....)

[riojin]

i voted yes but only when there is no other way. i will blow at it for 2mins until i finally cave in a pick. even when i do i do it with a tissue

[biggo]

hahaha maybe eating it is taking it too far

still I'm yound and need to shape my nose

[Klutch]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (stinger_007 @ May 23 2008, 03:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=535627)</div>
As for the protein side,........do you eat 'other' high protein things that 'come' (pun!) out of your body?

(again, I 'release' it out 'cos i don't want it in my body....)[/b]
i lold



whats with all the hilarious comments on the forum lately..

[balistic]

Hell yeah! I'm a serial picker! Must be the aircon at work that encourages the boogers :huh:

[monkae86]

shit yeah i pick. its fun as

i jack off when ever i get a chance to. :2thumbs:

[4door]

well i did it a few times.

oh.. biggo is makeing a study too... either that or i got into his head.

either way.

[riojin]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (monkae86 @ May 23 2008, 03:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=535655)</div>
shit yeah i pick. its fun as

i jack off when ever i get a chance to. :2thumbs:[/b]
LOL!

[verm69]

i'm the worst picker ever... i put my finger up my nose in the middle of shopping centers all the time... i really don't care...

i don't eat it, but i "clean" it all the time...

[Konakid]

I Pick n' Lick daily

[biggo]

looks like the optimists are winning!

good to see I'm not the only fox in a world of sheep :)

[RobertoX]

lol my flatmate has no shame, he picks and eats while he is talking to you and doesn't seem to realise what he is doing... don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a bit of picking but there is a time and a place

[Clinton]

eating is sooo ftl! i stopped for alittle bit when i was like 11-13 when you try to be cool to ipress girls and all tha crap, but now i am a weapon at nose picking. at school i was known as the booger kid becuase i used to get ones that were like at least 3 cms long on a daily basis and fling them anywhere, ceilings, white boards, people you name it ive flinged boogers at it

[hachirusto]

I have the occasional pick when ever I can, do at at work a fair bit when no one is around, never eating it though,

[munt]

i remember watching a doco which said that people who pick and eat build up a resistance to alot of germs and get sick less often than people who don't eat it...

there was a guy in my class at school who would pick all day long and was known for it.. one day we looked under his desk and it was covered in dry crustys..

i just had a pick 5 mins ago.. was full of rust dust from using the wire brush..

[mc68]

when i was young it was pretty much my favourite food.

although now I'm a picer and admire the snot, then flick it...I'm doing bush tissues more and more now, like when you can feel abit loose on your nose and close the other nostril and blow it out, and ends up pulling out a massive chunk, so you show it to your mates saying 'fuck yeah! look at that one'

[Clinton]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mc68 @ May 24 2008, 11:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=536001)</div>
'eff yeah! look at that one'[/b]

thats me all over!

[slydar]

yeah

[starni_boy]

LOL at this whole thread! I laughed pretty hard.

Not for me..

[xdanielx]

I'm picking as i write this!!!

PICKING FOR THE WIN!

[breno]

are straight edgers able to do that?

[Klutch]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (breno @ May 25 2008, 03:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=536409)</div>
are straight edgers able to do that?[/b]
Haha, i was actually thinking if i should post something similiar along those lines, but didn't want to start another massive flamewar

[sdm86]

beat me to it, haha, who knows, it could be mind/body altering??
can't be true edge if you pick imo.
i pick
but do not lick.

[GAKI86]

for the people who don't pick... its building up inside your head!!!!

[FLT LNR]

hmmmm.. :rolleyes: no...... i don't pick my nose, i just accumulate the 10 grams per day and aim to suffocate in the name of etiquette. :blink:

seriously i don't see any alternative.....

as for eating it... wtf go buy some f**king food. creepy mutherf***ers. :unsure:

[Duurs]

haha what a topic its great :)

[alienn]

yeah, you can't beat the finger.

[ghetto ke]

look up song called "Pickin' Boogers" by Biz Markie. it's GOLD :lol:

Pickin Boogerzzz yo! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDgnpox1o4E)

Here's the lyrics so you can sing a long:

Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross
But it's sure to have your trippin'
So y'all listen close
It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers
Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you
But it's still somethin' we all have to do
So go up your nose with a finger or two
And pull out one or a crusty crew
Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray
'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip
Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin'
And also, remember this slogan
"Hey, ma, what's for dinner?
Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"
Pickin' Boogers
Pickin' Boogers
Let me tell you what happened on the train, man
I was coolin' one say with my partner Kane
Headed up to the rooftop, ridin' the D train
When the man sittin' next to me was so profane
He'd stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain
(You should 'a moved)
I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out
A big, green, slimey - naw, I'm not even gonna say it
But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it
He sat there for a while with it in his hand
So I tried to play cool like a normal man
So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap
All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap
Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke
But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked
So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five
And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye
Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you
And wiped 'em off his face and said I can't mess with you
Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame
But yo, you got to know the name of the game
Pickin' Boogers
Pickin' Boogers
Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane
Back in public school with my partner Kane
When I was class clown and he was my brotherr
Sittin' at the desk, pluckin' boogers at each other
Never do our work as we were supposed
'Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose
And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude
God forbid the person that had to leave his food
No matter who you are, we didn't give a damn
We even put teachers down with the program
Whether it was a woman or if you're a man
We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand
Catch anyone from anywhere
But the best part about it's catchin' Kane out there
Especially we're out playin' ball in the gym
I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him
Now we're grown up and things have changed
But we still be playin' the Pickin' Boogers game
Just last night when Kane was gettin' ready
I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti
Pickin' Boogers
Pickin' Boogers
Let me tell you what happened with this girl
One night at Latin Quarters, I was standin' at ease
And saw a gorgeous yound lady that I wanted to skeeze
I didn't show enough that I really did want it
So, no half-steppin', I pushed up on it
Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat
Had a spotlight beamin' on my Biz Markie hat
But when she stepped in the light and she got real close
I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose
She was dressed real def and her body was hook
But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look
I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn't be bold
So I played it off and said, "That's a cute green mole"
I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away
But she didn't do nothin', I guess she wanted it displayed
I said, "Before you get my number I don't mean to this you
but write it in your hand because you're gonna need the tissue"

[Konakid]

^ Gold song!

[rolla_runner]

haha this forum is great. My girlfriend thinks its gross especially when I do it in front of her. rofl. I can't say I eat it though, that is kind disgusting.

[n00bvak]

i honestly just ate a big one just before reading this tread :P

mmmmm salty goodness arhahrahrhahr (homer simpson styles)