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kazman
24th May 2008, 08:48 PM
Yes, it is the unthinkable.
Someone's obsession with his automobile has lead him to penetrate his machine.
So instead of chasing females this fellow gets off by copulating his exhaust pipe, (talk about backfire). :sick:
Guy LOVES His Car (http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/sex-with-car.aspx?dateonline=Monday%2019%20May%202008)

federal
24th May 2008, 09:18 PM
one could question what sort of pron you were searching for when you found this...

HachiRoku
24th May 2008, 09:31 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Meathead #1 @ May 24 2008, 08:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=536164)</div>
one could question what sort of pron you were searching for when you found this...[/b]

Yeah man, you should check out his readers rides thread!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (justin @ May 11 2008, 05:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=529624)</div>
Quite a small bust size too (only 4AC atm) so an engine job is on the way.
But she's an oldie and I'm an old-digger so by the time i finish she'll be quite a GILF. B)[/b]
:blink:
Car fucker for sure.

I jest, I jest....that's messed up. Kinda cool looking Beetle too.

kazman
24th May 2008, 11:24 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Meathead #1 @ May 24 2008, 08:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=536164)</div>
one could question what sort of pron you were searching for when you found this...[/b]
It's from Outie.net

kazman
24th May 2008, 11:27 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (HachiRoku @ May 24 2008, 08:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=536169)</div>
Yeah man, you should check out his readers rides thread!


:blink:
Car fucker for sure.

I jest, I jest....that's messed up. Kinda cool looking Beetle too.[/b]
You've taken my statements totally out of context but that's cool.

riojin
25th May 2008, 12:00 AM
http://www.dopetraffic.com/wtf.gif

Shahzan
25th May 2008, 05:22 AM
iam following riojin.... WTF???

tricky_dan
25th May 2008, 12:09 PM
umm isnt an exhaust pipe made of thin, sharp edged steel?..........

jono86
25th May 2008, 12:37 PM
ouch.
wonder if it has a bosozoku gearknob ;)

Clinton
25th May 2008, 01:12 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jono86 @ May 25 2008, 11:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=536330)</div>
wonder if it has a bosozoku gearknob ;)[/b]

his car is a girl, girls don't have dicks, unless your on the streets of manilla at 1AM

Roku_70
25th May 2008, 06:01 PM
bloody hell what is this world coming to?!

Ksevn-T
26th May 2008, 03:33 PM
:o

stinger_007
26th May 2008, 04:56 PM
hahahahahaaha.......i dated a girl that look like a vw beetle once......(shape, size)

Am i like him now?

TrackRona
27th May 2008, 09:53 AM
aparently i don't love my car enough. that dude though...erm.... *cough* retard *cough* i bet he started off with vacuum cleaners, then vespas, kawasakis, atvs and finally worked his way up to his vdub.

kazman
27th May 2008, 10:43 PM
This guys ultimate fantasy would be a AE86 with canon muffler and ITBs. It would have the same effect on him as would a smoking hot chick with big ass titties.

HachiRoku
27th May 2008, 10:47 PM
Considering his tastes, maybe something more like a Porsche 356 Speedster with the 90hp motor. Actually, I think I'd do a 356. Love those cars.