Off-Topic & Spam Chat

[jay70]

so todds banned forever? seems a bit harsh

what was it for?

[Nicko]

In retaliation for me rickrolling the forum and calling him a postwhoring bitch, he posted a photo off my facebook account that was taken at my honeymoon to shame me.

In return he can go get fucked.

[jay70]

hmm... i guess...

forever seems a bit much though, it was a joke. i lol'd

[Nicko]

There is less spam and crap if he stays where he is

[jay70]

this is the spam thread. needs moar spam

[jay70]

http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?oid=AAAAAQAQ7AcUKuP4MIVH6O79SmQpKgAAAAmop2 8IhbxRtSQeiPqfw-QS&size=normal
*facepalm*

[marvis]

In retaliation for me rickrolling the forum and calling him a postwhoring bitch, he posted a photo off my facebook account that was taken at my honeymoon to shame me.

In return he can go get fucked.

Were you nakie?


^.^


WTF was with that woman? All up in here spamming and shitz

[ArbPotatoes]

how did you get this custom title may i ask?

dunno, it was just there after I called the top posters list internet superheroes

[ArbPotatoes]

you know if anyone was banned this early in the year I thought it would have been clinton

[jay70]

why would it be clinton?

[ArbPotatoes]

I don't know, he won most likely to be banned in 2010 for one

[jay70]

offtopic will be shit without todd.

will basically be gunner making lame dick jokes and picking on cal

[Nicko]

OT will live without Todd

Time to drop the subject

[ArbPotatoes]

yeah that's about it. we at least need chaos back

[MeZ Prod]

Lol saw that picture that was posted.
In other news, whats going on?

[ArbPotatoes]

not much

[Nicko]

Back to OT, or the thread goes bye byes.

Nore more Todd

[jay70]

just picked up my 8.5s

9s should be here in about 2 weeks

rad, still dont have a car to put them on

[ArbPotatoes]

my paddock basher rolla had 2 tyres pop off the rims within 10 minutes of driving.

what am I doing wrong

[MeZ Prod]

Just applied for baggage handler.

Living the life HERE I COME!!!!!!!!

[jay70]

http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/dcimages/4/0/34299.jpg

mmm. watanabe goodness. next car should be pretty sick

[ArbPotatoes]

^^ win. do love a good watanabe.

[jay70]

probably selling the 9s for another pair of 8.5s

[ArbPotatoes]

did you just shorten some to som.

[Matt-AE86]

Mez, don't put drugs in my bags ok? thanks.

[MeZ Prod]

Lol need to get the job first before i can think whose bags im going to sabotage.
<Muahahaha take that Anna Bligh!

Also Nick my post got deleted asking where my stickers were? <_<

[Nicko]

Please PM me a reminder.

I don't remember most of December

[ae86]

i been trying numerous ways to get free wireless since im capped, guess i missed out on what had happened here, someone wana pm me and fill us in ?

[ArbPotatoes]

nick rick rolled everyone again and then made lots of horses float around the page. then todd decided it would be cool to get back at nick on his own forum, so todd got banned.

[shift_rook]

so... how do you change your title? i see a few people have got on that bandwagon

[spiderman]

My bro's in jail so I'm stuck with his dog. Staghound/Bull Mastiff/Bull Terrier/Great Dane mongrel. I foresee myself going broke trying to feed it. It also comes with worms as a bonus.
I want for changing title too. "senior member" is a bit staid.

[ArbPotatoes]

so... how do you change your title? i see a few people have got on that bandwagon

I don't think you do, a mod does

[jay70]

lol you n00bs. you can do it yourself

[86TRD]

^^^ thats what i was thinking.

woke up really late today and now i have to get ready for work soon :( fml

[86TRD]

ah what how did you do it?

[jay70]

im not telling you n00bs bahaha. i am teh 1337est


nah its with your avatar settings in user cp

[MeZ Prod]

Yeah i tried looking in there, but couldnt find it.
Maybe you have to have a certain post count?

[86TRD]

theres nothing there

[jay70]

in 'edit your details'

my bad

[86TRD]

now your just pulling everyones leg

[jay70]

should be in there

[Nicko]

If you want a title change, just post it here and i'll fix it like I did for the other guys

[Nicko]

Err, I did that last night already!

[86TRD]

well i have no idea what i would put there , if you like you can put whatever you want there

[Chaos Theory]

just noticed when i posted.

[86TRD]

lol he did to , funny stuff

[jay70]

@@@@@@@@@@@@

[jay70]

oh good, now full fullstops are fucked

@@@@@@

[Chaos Theory]

feels like AE86DC is turning into /b/ with its word filters and such@@

[jay70]

except that i cant say @@@@@@

[Chaos Theory]

@@@@@@?

[Nikkojoe]

some pictures dont work too now

[jay70]

i find all the recent activities on 86dc very amusing and not at all annoying or lame

[blinded]

I think he meant to say @@@@@@

[jay70]

wonder how many topics will be started in bug tracker for this one

[Chaos Theory]

Ya'll bitches
Come on flexin' ass flauntin' ass @@@@@s
My @@@@@s
Be some real ass treal ass @@@@@s
Your @@@@@s
Be some ho ass pussy ass @@@@@s
My @@@@@s
Be some head-bustin' gangsta ass @@@@@s
Your @@@@@s
Be some runnin' and scared ass @@@@@s
My @@@@@s
Be some Roy Jone beat ya ass @@@@@s
Your @@@@@s
Be some cake and handcuffin' ass @@@@@s
My @@@@@s
Be some "Send them hoes out!" ass @@@@@s
Your @@@@@s
Be some tricking "Don't pay them hoes!" ass @@@@@s
My @@@@@s
Be some Don Juan piumpin' ass @@@@@s
Your @@@@@s
Be some 22 havin' ass @@@@@s
My @@@@@s
Be some chopper street sweepin' ass @@@@@s
Your @@@@@s
Them ol' half ounce sellin' ass @@@@@s
My @@@@@s
Be some dirty bird movin' ass @@@@@s
Your @@@@@s
Be some kissin' security ass ass @@@@@s
My @@@@@s
Fuck them hoes and let 'em know ass @@@@@s

[rthy]

whats up in this bitch

[MeZ Prod]

You aint never seen a motherfucker kill a motherfucker like a motherfucker @@@@@ named game motherfucker

[jay70]

oh good, pretty much every picture and link doesnt work as well

good times

[MeZ Prod]

swearing filter has its flaws lol

[rthy]

@@@@ @@@@@@ @@ @@@@ @@@@ @@@@@ @@@ @@@@@@

[Clinton]

todd@@

[Chaos Theory]

i think nick just wants everyone to quit DC so he gets no complaints when he shuts the site down@@

[jay70]

im sure this will be very helpful for people trying to sell their cars and parts when their pics dont work

[Chaos Theory]

So don't front, MC Ren, cuz I remember when you drove a B 2-10!

[Chaos Theory]

http://ll.speedhunters.com/u/f/eagames/NFS/speedhunters.com/Images/Mike%20Garrett/1JanFeatures/nym/three10.jpg

[aaron_86]

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@

[aaron_86]

this is ..... going to go and ....... with your ..... and take some .... with ya

[jay70]

link isnt going to work obviously chaos you dickhead


...

[jay70]

........

[jay70]

oh fixed now

[aaron_86]

X gon give it to ya
Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
Go hard gettin busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it
Damn right and I'll do it again
Cuz I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy
But no matter how many cats I break bread wit
I'll break who you sendin me
You motherfucker never wanted nothin
But your life said, that's for the light day
I'm gettin down, down
Make it say freeze
But won't be the one endin up on his knees (Whoo)
Please, If the only thing you cats did is come out to play
Stay out my way, motherfucker

[Nicko]

LOL, oh noes, someone is onto me!

Quick, get the alfoil hat - ASAP!

:DD


i think nick just wants everyone to quit DC so he gets no complaints when he shuts the site down@@

[aaron_86]

is the site shutting down?

[spiderman]

Reminds me of Futurama last night with Fry and the Legion of Manfolk all wearing tinfoil hats to keep out Mr Wong's evil brain reading talents :P

[rthy]

Thanks the gods!

[Nicko]

Yeah, we're already kicking out sponsors.


is the site shutting down?

[aaron_86]

You were my sun
You were my earth
But you didn't know all the ways I loved you, no
So you took a chance
And made other plans
But I bet you didn't think that they would come crashing down, no

[ArbPotatoes]

got trade price on parts from toyota, dude claimed I was a mechanic

maybe my custom title should be 'just here for the scene'

[rthy]

modern day Harpoons
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/smart/harpoon-cg73-0005.jpg

[Chaos Theory]

fuck yeah, that could certainly kill a few whales.

[Breaka]

I could go to sleep right now. Is that bad?

[Chaos Theory]

that would depend on who you are going to "sleep" with.

[jay70]

inflatable doll?

[ArbPotatoes]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100110/ap_on_hi_te/us_tec_sex_robot

[Chaos Theory]

inflatable love dolls are awesome, the only girl who won't get shitty when you let em down.

[ArbPotatoes]

apparently it's not about sex, it's about companionship

with a robot

[aaron_86]

Someone hacked my sig...... NICK!!!


I'll stick to psych, still have another 4 years to go. 8|

[Breaka]

inflatable doll?

Nah, they cut ya dick.

[aaron_86]

how do u know that?

[Chaos Theory]

yes breaka, how do you know that, personal experience?

[Breaka]

Yep they shred ya dick.

[Clinton]

I have one. It cuts your dick off in it's mouth.

Nick; Can we just ban Todd from the rest of the site and let him come into O/T?

[Matt-AE86]

But don't tell Todd, that achy breaky Todd
I just don't think Nick'd understand
And if you tell Todd, that achy breaky Todd
He might blow up and kill this man

[ArbPotatoes]

I have one. It cuts your dick off in it's mouth.

Nick; Can we just ban Todd from the rest of the site and let him come into O/T?

haha

yeah just not the same isn't it

[rthy]

jdm
http://newlin-deschler.com/Pictures/dvorak/love-doll-japan.jpg

[aaron_86]

"Together we peruse inflatable dolls there is an obese one called Fatima the Fully Functioning Sex Doll, who I feel a weird compassion for and some vaginas. I stick my finger inside one. It has the texture of rotting jelly. It feels dead. "Men mostly buy these to use alone," Simon says."

[ArbPotatoes]

bosch 070 pump is correct yes?

[biggo]

But don't tell Todd, that achy breaky Todd
I just don't think Nick'd understand
And if you tell Todd, that achy breaky Todd
He might blow up and kill this man

Fucking LOL

matt 86 is too funny for OT. Remove him and replace with a turkey.

[shift_rook]

ot jsut died this mo'nin and she's dead, she's deahead

biuggo go on msn

[Breaka]

Went for a swim/bodysurf this arv. Was sooo good after a hot day today.

[Chaos Theory]

yeah OT definitely died. what shenanigans did hot chick get up to in my absence?

[shift_rook]

turned into a slut and we all had a group orgy with her, she's a massive slappa now

[shift_rook]

:heart:slappaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Breaka]

Mike V is on One HD. Fuck I love old Mike V footage.

Mike V and the Rats ftw.

[shift_rook]

on 72 is fifth gear, sweeeet

[Chaos Theory]

discovery turbo can win at times.

[biggo]

i watch sbs to listen to the white noise

[ae86]

whatup dc

[ArbPotatoes]

Offtopic is dead

[Breaka]

where the fuck is todd?

[shift_rook]

completely gone forever and ever

[Nicko]

And the next time his name is mentioned, the thread goes bye byes.

Get on with it

[Chaos Theory]

indians destroying a KE25 on discovery turbo LOL.

[biggo]

anyone still got their wisdom teeth?

mine are playing up again and it reminds me how much i hate them.

[aaron_86]

Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity? That's nonsense. I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the devil!

[shift_rook]

i still got mine, don't have quite enough wisdom to have them come through yet

[aaron_86]

It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around! I'm gonna take you to the zoo, where they treat you nice and respectable-like.

[biggo]

i have 2, 3rd widsom is on its way.

should have joined the wise men when i had a choice hey

[aaron_86]

At no point in your incoherent rambling did you even create a rational thought, let alone answer the question. All of us are now dumber having listened to your response. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[MeZ Prod]

I tell you whose gay?



TODD









McKenny, fucking dancing fag

and wisdom teeth one on my rights already there got one on the left coming through, painful shit yo.

[aaron_86]

All four of my wisdom teeth are taking turns applying massive pressure in my mouth. Notice the pain more now after quitting cigs.

[Chaos Theory]

todd.... Who's todd?

[shift_rook]

that mckenny is a crafty bugger, but seriously guy i think it's enough of the jokes, let's keep ot

[MeZ Prod]

I meant to say that ages ago but net was stuffing up.


Yeah whats the deal with wisdom teeth, are you meant to get that shit cut out?

[jay70]

well its going to be pretty shit if the main contributer isnt here

[aaron_86]

Ideal age to have them removed is before 21. They can do a whole range of F'd up things to your mouth. Pain, warping teeth, infection, jaw misalignment and some other crap.

I am too much of a pussy to get mine out. It would be only a minor operation, but some people have huge trouble after they get em out. Do not want to be one of those people. lol.

[MeZ Prod]

Oh i see, gay.

[shift_rook]

we need more group msn hustles, it was like offtopic, all over again :(, except without rio, biggo or rthy

[aaron_86]

Its ok Mez Prod, you still have another year of sexual development before you know if your gay or straight. Its ok if you are gay, just be comfortable in who you are.

[shift_rook]

who is this aaron guy, straight away dissin mez, eaze up turbs haha, i love your car aaron, get some vids

[MeZ Prod]

Lol, im talking about getting wisdom teeth pulled out of my motherfucking mouth.

[KENut]

I predict mass posting nd funnehs from Aaron.
Annndd go!

[Breaka]

I got mine out nearly two years ago. Piece of piss. The most annoying thing is not being able to eat. Just do it you pussies.

[KENut]

i love your car aaron

I love Aaron :P saviour of OT?

[shift_rook]

never, but it's a start, want a a room with him mate? steady on:D

[MeZ Prod]

The point is i dont wanna get the shit taken out.
The one on my right is alligned and doing well. We will just have to see how the guy on the left goes.

[KENut]

Mayhap. My skin is still peeling if you wanna come over shift rook?

[shift_rook]

i'm down, anytime, i usually need a name first though haha

[KENut]

Apparently, its Ken to you fellas

[KENut]

And I lie, skin isnt peeling, its just a ploy to catch shift-dogg in my snare.

[shift_rook]

:O no shit, nice hey... ken:D

[KENut]

Oi wats up with super cherry having semi slicks on tha front
So clean, then like whaaaat...

[shift_rook]

i don't believe it! skin has to be peeling! ok i gotta break it to you man, i don't really car i'm going to bed... nighty nighty

[ArbPotatoes]

I don't have anyone's msn anyway

[aaron_86]

One hour later n some weird ass convo happening. lol

[aaron_86]

I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the gray.
Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the gray
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the gray.

[aaron_86]

My power, my pleasure, my pain.

[ArbPotatoes]

what is aaron on about?

[ArbPotatoes]

i dunno he kinda just comes up and acts like cause hes cool his the the ot crew like that.

...what?

[Chaos Theory]

i dunno he kinda just comes up and acts like cause hes cool his the the ot crew like that.


lol in english? Thanks.

[ArbPotatoes]

the more read make sense sense less I.

[Chaos Theory]

"callum what have you done for me lately?"

[Vance]

nick cant take a joke and is a fucking cry baby

[Matt-AE86]

Big Willie Style all in it...


GETTIN JIGGY WID IT !

[Matt-AE86]

What!
You wanna ball with the kid? Watch your step you might fall, trying to do what I did,
Mama UH! Mama UH!

[ArbPotatoes]

man OT sucks now. gunner, come back and insult cal some more.

[Vance]

wtf?

check out this guys sig. callum1 (http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/member.php?u=727). spelling fail to the extreme

[ArbPotatoes]

your friendly neabourhood electrition. for cash jobs pm me!

wow, lol

[ArbPotatoes]

demoted to demigod of OT?

[ArbPotatoes]

ye i think someone might of dobbed on gunner for insualting me.

he insulated you? what's that like

[86TRD]

yer ot is weird now , all these new people here.

also we have lost our (Offtopic Group) in the groups thingo , fml

[ArbPotatoes]

am I part of your secret club yet?

[rthy]

is it me or is there more spam since guest has left

[86TRD]

if you werent in the group then no , im sorry haha

(ae86) has gone pretty quiet these days.

[ArbPotatoes]

it defies physics but yes... something to do with all these random new people

[Clinton]

he just comes into offtopic and acts like hes been here the whole time and talks shite but he aint shite.

Lol man lol..

you only turned up like 6 months ago brosef...

[Chaos Theory]

at least aaron can spell.

[aaron_86]

Cal, sounds like your comments are fueled by alcohol, like those Cronulla Riots.

[aaron_86]

Arb, those lyrics I posted up are a 1994 song "kiss from a rose" by Seal.

[Gunner]

Aaah cal, you cocky little shit, you need to learn how to pick your battles.

As I said the other day, in time you will get yours, you little poof.

[Gunner]

look how much better this place looks with out cals posts

[aaron_86]

Cal, in case you where wondering, power rangers & Jurassic Park came out the same year you were born. This now voids anything you have to say. Sorry.

I fuckin used to love power rangers.

[Gunner]

oh and cal, you really dont matter on this forum, people wont get in to trouble for picking on you.

[Gunner]

cal wishes his mum was a power ranger, maybe their dildos wouln't run out of batteries if she were.

[aaron_86]

hahahahhaa..... " maybe their dildos wouln't run out of batteries if she were"

Now that, right there, makes a lot of sense. F to the K for you cal.

[Gunner]

what do you call a cal on heat?
















































a fucking fag

[aaron_86]

ohhhhh snap!

Mighty morphing powaaa rangers,,,,,,

[Gunner]

crab people crab people crab people



















































live in cals mums cunt.

[rthy]

that picture didnt go down well

[Gunner]

hi rthy

[Nicko]

Old offtopic thread is closed. And so is the chapter of postwhoring.

New thread, new rules.