I know this is a long shot but i need the linkage that goes between the throttle bodies and the bit that cable hooks onto...yes i know that vague.
i have everything that link the throttles together, this is the link that joins the throttles to the two spinny bits that the accelerator cable goes onto!

OMG that sounds so incredibly non technical!! hahahah
Anyway once you've all had a bit of a laugh one of you crazy kids will totally have this tiny part and be totally willing to sell it to me!!