What they really mean!

Adventurous = slut
Athletic = no tits
30 something = 41
Fun = Annoying
Wild = Gets pissed easy
Beautiful eyes = Face like a robber's dog
Seeks knight in shining armour = Ex-Husbands a fucking nut job
New-age = Hairy with smelly flange
Head strong = Argumentative
Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = Alcoholic
Curvy = fat c*nt
Cuddly = fat c*nt
Likes eating out = Greedy fat c*nt
Likes nights in = Lazy fat c*nt.