Elizabeth guy and Gorilla

**Frak** · 16th December 2009, 02:39 PM

The Adelaide zoo acquired a rare female Gorilla, within a few weeks the zoo keepers noticed that the gorilla was becoming unmanagable and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the vet determined the problem, the gorilla was in season.

To make matters worse there wasn't a male gorilla available for mating.

Thinking about the problem, one of the zoo keepers had a male friend that lived in Elizabeth Downs and we all know what the female population looks like out there, so the zoo keeper knew his mate Bobby would f*ck anything!

The zoo keeper approached Bobby with a proposition, would he be willing to sleep with the gorilla for $1000.

Bobby showed some interest but said he would have to think about it.

The following day Bobby said he would do it, but on 4 conditions;

First, He didn't want to kiss the gorilla on the lips, they agreed this was ok.

second, nobody could know about it, this also was agreed on

thirdly, he wanted all the babies raised as Centrals supporters, this also was agreed on, and

lastly Bobby asked if he could wait a few weeks for his dole cheques to come in so he could get the $1000 together!!