When you gonna let me tap that

[killabeez_1985]

ok i think im gonna have to join the tap that thread.... just to find the right slut

[70rolla]

I'll get a virgin

[lanky101]

have just read this thread from start to finish this morning... epic all the way! i need to get some new phone numbers and friends on face book, cos all i got are my GF's chick friends, and i would like to keep my testie's attached to my body (whipped, i know)

time to go creeping...

[ae71]

okay so i tired this just now...

Aaron
so when you gunna let me tap that
Nicole
tap what?
Aaron
you know, 'that'
Nicole
haha as in me?
Aaron
yes you
Nicole
lol i dont know
Aaron
dont know if or dont know when?
Nicole
um either? lol


FAIL!

[sprinter666]

best thread everrrrrrrrr many lolz were had *bookmarked and favouritededed*

[Nicko]

... Present win?

We're in 2012 now...

[Sup2a]

You know what i mean haha

[EpicXTC]

The whole time I've been reading this thread, i've been wondering if he was successful...


Also; I tried the line
"So srsly why haven't we had sex yet"

The reply was "because i only ever see you on the bus"

And this one was used previous to my current gf
Her: "So... do you guys have girlfriends?"
My mate (trying to take the pair): "I'm single.. my mate here has a missus"
Me: "Yeah but for the sake of you two, she doesn't exist tonight"

Winner of a night was a winner.

Currently trying this on an old friend.. see what happens.

[McLEVIN]

i met this girls in pub and got her no. the next day i msged her the usual bs, convo wasnt going anwhere as she was to interested. so i wrote this to her
"i think we should skip the cherades and the mindless chit chat, the sexual tension is killing me. when you gonna let me tap that?
.........still awaiting a reply

this was christmas eve. #sadpanda

[Nicko]

Bit of a Douchebag question to be honest

You could have asked a lot nicer... And gotten a result.