Kurt - hey

Dynaea - hello

Kurt - how r u?

Dynaea - good thanks, and you?

Kurt - yeah great thanks. what's been going on?

Dynaea - nothign really

i worked this weekend

well on saturday night

kinda sucked

what did you get up to?

Kurt - yeah yeah I know how you feel, I used to work saturday nights all the time, get some nice cash for it though which isn't too bad. ahhh didn't get up to much

hey I'm just wondering

Dynaea - wondering what?

Kurt - when you gonna let me tap that

Dynaea - oh, probably never.

Kurt - fuck.


Never talked to that girl in my life, random FB'er, still big fail. Hoping for a better outcome on the next victim.


Kurt - hey

Georgia - hey

Kurt - how r u?

Georgia - good you

Kurt - yeah great..just wondering

Georgia - ?

Kurt - when you gonna let me tap that

Georgia - lol?

Kurt - ...

Georgia - i dont no you

ha

Kurt - doesn't matter

I'll learn you something

then

Georgia - ?

Kurt - I have brown hair, blue eyes, toned abs and I like long walks on the beach

so when you gonna let me tap that

Kurt - ?

Georgia - duno

Kurt - I'll bring candles if that's what you're worried about

Georgia - i dont like candles

Kurt - I'll wear fresh underwear then

Georgia - ur a freak

Kurt - what do you like then?

Georgia - my bf ha

Kurt - bf doesn't have to know

when you gonna let me tap that

Georgia - his right here haha

he can see wat ur saying

Kurt - I'll go threesome I don't mind

just

when you gonna let me tap that

Georgia - mate get fucked


DAMN!