Walks through the door sideways and bangs his cock on the doorway...
Heard this joke today:
Q. How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
A. Pick it up (the dog) and suck it off.
Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap". The second one says, "No soap, radio!"
hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
(Google "no soap radio")
Walks through the door sideways and bangs his cock on the doorway...
Heard this joke today:
Q. How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
A. Pick it up (the dog) and suck it off.
confucious says man with penis in peanut butter is f*cking nuts
confucious says man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day!
confucious says man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand
confucious says man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time
confucious says man who run in front of car get tired
confucious says man who run behind car get exhausted
confucious says crowded elevator smell different to midget!
confucious says man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs