would you like to hear a joke?

[Marco]

Why did the pope want national youth day to be held at randwick racecourse?

It's the only place in the worl you can legally ride a 3 year old.

[Zach]

HAHAHAHA! any more?

[Marco]

umm yeah i think i'v got a few.

whats the worst part about eating a smooth pussy?

Pulling the diaper up afterwards.

[ke_70]

a man walks into a library and asks for any good on suicide. and the librarian replys,
piss off you wont bring it back

[Marco]

83 fish in a tank, 27 drowned how many are left? ..............................

Stop counting dickhead, Fish can't drown!

[*E7*]

two fish were in a tank.

one says to the other:

you drive, i'll shoot

[*E7*]

two fish swim into a wall

one says to the other:

dam

[Cerby86]

ah yes they can.

[Richard]

ther always one thats gotta spoil it

[Marco]

I knew it was coming...
it was good while it lasted

preety funny but i got it in a text message followed by: send this to as slow friend as i have done.