would you like to hear a joke?

[all torque]

Yeah you can drown labyrinth fish.

Once again, a joke has been foiled by science!

[Cerby86]

you can drown pretty much any fish! In un oxygenated water they can't filter out any oxygen (obviously) and they drown. algae blooms do it. and apparently things like paper mills do as well if the water they use doesn't get cooled before it goes back in the water!
Also sharks drown if there isn't a flow of water through their gills, so they can't stop cruising for more than a minute or so.!!

[RRX-007]

whats better than licking a manadarin?

licking amanda out.

[Richard]

thats a cracker!

[RRX-007]

there was a blonde lady who was in desperate need of some money. so she thought she would hire her self out as a handy-man sorta person.

she walked up to the first house and asked if they have any jobs for her to do. the guy said yeh u can paint my porch. how much do you chrage. she said 50 bucks. the guy said the paint and ladder and anything you will need will be in the shed out the back.

the guy walks inside to his wife and says does she know the porch goes the whole way around the house. the guy replies yeh she was standing on it.

a short time after the blonde come to the door to collect her money. she said, i had left over paint so i gave it two coats, the guy impressed reached into his pocket and gave her 50 bucks. the blonde added thats not a porch its a ferarri.

[driftke70]

what do you call a jewish delema

free ham


what do you get if you cross a Mexican with an octopus

i dont know but i bet that fucker could pick some serious lettuce.

[Marco]

so it's a celebrity party... (just setting the scene)

Anyway jeremy clarkson walks up to amy winehouse and introduces him self and she goes oh hi i'm Amy Winehouse i'm a singer... What do you do?
Jeremy goes, I make top gear. To which Amy replies oh really... then she whispers in his ear. Ill have three key's thanks.

[Marco]

Whats "et" short for?


Cus he has short legs!

[Cerby86]

you making these up yourself?? God i hope not

[Marco]

nah both of them came from a mate. i lol'd